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  • Pastor Isaac Peters
    Senior Pastor
    Ex-liberal; converted to True Christianity™
    Always Biblically correct
    True Christian™
    • Sep 2006
    • 10639

    #16
    Re: yo

    Originally posted by Vocaloid View Post
    i begged forgiveness at my last confession.
    If you're referring to the Romanist sacrament of confession, you need to be aware that the Bible teaches no such thing. The confessional makes the priest a mediator between God and man, when only Our Lord Jesus Christ has that role:

    1 Timothy 2:5-6: For [there is] one God, and one mediator between God and men, the man Christ Jesus; Who gave himself a ransom for all, to be testified in due time.

    In fact, we are to confess to one another, not to a priest specifically:

    James 5:16: Confess [your] faults one to another, and pray one for another, that ye may be healed. The effectual fervent prayer of a righteous man availeth much.

    i think he forgives me. plus its just the way i speak dude. deal with it
    You think He forgives you? Ever hear of assurance of salvation?

    1 John 5:13: These things have I written unto you that believe on the name of the Son of God; that ye may know that ye have eternal life, and that ye may believe on the name of the Son of God.
    This church is dedicated to preaching True Christianity™ and the King James Bible exactly as they are, with no alterations to make them more politically correct for modern liberals. If you think that we've misquoted or twisted Scripture or quoted any verse out of context, please explain in detail how we've done so. Otherwise, if what you read on this site offends you, then you're offended by Almighty God and His Word, not by us.

    Questions to ask liberal "Christians" ✞ Things that the Bible doesn't say ✞ Tolerance

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    • James Hutchins
      True Christian™
      Just a Regular Nice Guy
       
      • Jun 2009
      • 29457

      #17
      Re: yo

      Typical Arlington EmoQueerBoy.

      Get straight with God before the Devil nests in your rectum son, it is your only hope.
      Last edited by James Hutchins; 03-27-2012, 11:43 PM.
      Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
      Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
      Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
      Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
      Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
      Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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      • Mary Etheldreda
        Gushing for Jesus
         
        • Sep 2011
        • 23775

        #18
        Re: yo

        Friend, it looks like you've gotten off on the wrong foot here. Why don't you send my your mother's phone number. I should have a talk with her. We can straighten out your depression and furry fetishes.
        Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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        • Pastor Ezekiel
          Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
           
          • Sep 2006
          • 78556

          #19
          Re: yo

          Originally posted by Vocaltoad View Post
          okay well theres not much to it. i am a nice person in general, i prefer to be a mystery, i am not racist and i hate racism, i like to play video games, im not very religious so i am hoping to find that side of me here also if your nice to me im nice to you. i like japanese music as seen by my profile pictures and avatar. Kaito is my favorite. i will not share any personal information which includes gender. i have a soft side for animals and believe they are no different from us. please dont ban me! just because of my personal views doesn't mean i shouldn't get the chance to speak my mind. i dont go to church often since i still have my studies to work on all the time.
          So you're a Godmocking queer 4/chan gametard chinkloving hatemonger who was sent by satan to God's favorite forum to persecute us.

          Accept Christ or spend eternity being tortured in hell. If you'd like to find out more about Landover Baptist Church, please read THIS thread created especially for new posters.

          If you have a question, use the "search" function before posting it. Most likely it is being discussed somewhere on this Godly forum. Please don't waste God's precious bandwidth.

          You will keep a respectful tongue in your head whenever addressing your betters, which includes all True Christians™. Failure to do so, or any attempt at inciting debate or mockery of God's Divine Plan, can and will result in the suspension of your posting privileges.

          Your rights on this forum are listed HERE. If you feel that any of these rights have been violated, please don't hesitate to contact a Pastor at once.
          Who Will Jesus Damn?

          Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

          Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

          Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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          • Benjamin Over
            Confirmed Enemy of God
            BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
            • Nov 2011
            • 81

            #20
            Re: yo

            Originally posted by Vocaltoad View Post
            because man. i'm not as stiff as most of you. and god is forgiving. i begged forgiveness at my last confession. i think he forgives me. plus its just the way i speak dude. deal with it
            If you were my kid I'd punch your face and keep stomping it until you stop crying, you disrespecful justin beiber loving emo-scum! Show some respect to the elderly of this forum as the bible told you to, KID.

            Thou shalt rise up before the hoary head, and honour the face of the old man, and fear thy God: I [am] the Lord. Leviticus 19:32

            & Don't call them dude, yo, or anything repulsive using that Jigaboo lingo of yours. Address them by Sir, Ma'am, Pastor, Reverend, etc in regards of their proper ranks

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            • herbertLovesGod
              Guest
              • Mar 2012
              • 223

              #21
              Re: yo

              Originally posted by Benjamin Over View Post
              If you were my kid I'd punch your face and keep stomping it until you stop crying, you disrespecful justin beiber loving emo-scum! Show some respect to the elderly of this forum as the bible told you to, KID.

              Thou shalt rise up before the hoary head, and honour the face of the old man, and fear thy God: I [am] the Lord. Leviticus 19:32

              & Don't call them dude, yo, or anything repulsive using that Jigaboo lingo of yours. Address them by Sir, Ma'am, Pastor, Reverend, etc in regards of their proper ranks
              Your Restraint and Compassion delights me brother Benjamin. I can't believe your remaining so calm with this puke taking a dump on the lords doorstep.

              I've promised to practice temperance as my path becomes more focused, so I shall not "throw down" as this ladyboy nigra would say. Instead, I will follow your lead and let the KJV "throw down".

              Originally posted by KJV
              "Unto me men gave ear, and waited, and kept silence at my counsel." - Job 29:21
              Servant Herbert.

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              • Vocaltard
                Confirmed Enemy of God
                • Mar 2012
                • 32

                #22
                Re: yo

                violent much? really thats no way to talk to somebody you dont know. also i am not a homo i guess to make u haters stop bullying me i must reveil that i am a BOY and you guys are all DICK-HEADS. good luck getting into heaven. your gonna need it.

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                • Dr Laurence Niles
                  Psychotheological Analyst Therapist
                   
                  • Jan 2012
                  • 9063

                  #23
                  Re: yo

                  What is 'boy' doing on a Christian site? Don't you have a girl friend or lots of pals to be out rasslin with?

                  Or do you have no other point of social contact in the world than comming here and spitting in Jesus' face and vommitting on Gods' creation.

                  You have nothing else to do (I expect) when you are waiting for your manhandle to recover so you can practice even more self abuse to My Little Ponie cartoons.

                  People like you make me sick.

                  All the best.
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                  1 Corinthians 11:3 But I would have you know, that the head of every man is Christ; and the head of the woman is the man; and the head of Christ is God.

                  Revelation 22:15 For without are dogs, and sorcerers, and whoremongers, and murderers, and idolaters, and whosoever loveth and maketh a lie.

                  Leviticus 20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.

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                  • Roberta
                    Anti La Leche League Organizer
                    True Christian™
                    • Jan 2008
                    • 1817

                    #24
                    Re: yo

                    Just like that bum in the White House (temporarily). These white women and their bucks--are you legitimate?
                    Come climb my mountains.

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                    • Pastor Isaac Peters
                      Senior Pastor
                      Ex-liberal; converted to True Christianity™
                      Always Biblically correct
                      True Christian™
                      • Sep 2006
                      • 10639

                      #25
                      Re: yo

                      Originally posted by Vocaltoad View Post
                      violent much? really thats no way to talk to somebody you dont know. also i am not a homo i guess to make u haters stop bullying me i must reveil that i am a BOY and you guys are all DICK-HEADS. good luck getting into heaven. your gonna need it.
                      Then feel free to show us, using the King James Bible, where we're wrong. We back up our positions with God's Word; can you?
                      This church is dedicated to preaching True Christianity™ and the King James Bible exactly as they are, with no alterations to make them more politically correct for modern liberals. If you think that we've misquoted or twisted Scripture or quoted any verse out of context, please explain in detail how we've done so. Otherwise, if what you read on this site offends you, then you're offended by Almighty God and His Word, not by us.

                      Questions to ask liberal "Christians" ✞ Things that the Bible doesn't say ✞ Tolerance

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                      • herbertLovesGod
                        Guest
                        • Mar 2012
                        • 223

                        #26
                        Re: yo

                        Originally posted by Vocaltoad View Post
                        violent much? really thats no way to talk to somebody you dont know. also i am not a homo i guess to make u haters stop bullying me i must reveil that i am a BOY and you guys are all DICK-HEADS. good luck getting into heaven. your gonna need it.
                        I'm going to take a breath VocalMongoloid, there, that was the breath of a man going to Heaven and wanting to help. I have the power to help you, as do all Christians, won't you let Jesus into your heart and stop trying to get into our anus?

                        Servant Herbert.

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                        • James Hutchins
                          True Christian™
                          Just a Regular Nice Guy
                           
                          • Jun 2009
                          • 29457

                          #27
                          Re: yo

                          Originally posted by Vocaltoad View Post
                          violent much? really thats no way to talk to somebody you dont know. also i am not a homo i guess to make u haters stop bullying me i must reveil that i am a BOY and you guys are all DICK-HEADS. good luck getting into heaven. your gonna need it.
                          Typical Homer. Lying to everyone, into Gook porn and swears like a
                          philipino deck hand.
                          Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
                          Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
                          Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
                          Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
                          Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
                          Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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                          • JustGotSaved
                            True Christian™
                            True Christian™
                            • Aug 2009
                            • 519

                            #28
                            Re: yo

                            Well THAT went well!
                            Therefore hath the curse devoured the earth, and they that dwell therein are desolate: therefore the inhabitants of the earth are burned, and few men left. -- Isaiah 24:6 KJV

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                            • Rev. Waynetta Kerr
                              Unsaved trash, suspected lezbo
                              • Jan 2012
                              • 151

                              #29
                              Re: yo

                              Originally posted by Vocaltoad View Post
                              because man. i'm not as stiff as most of you. and god is forgiving. i begged forgiveness at my last confession. i think he forgives me. plus its just the way i speak dude. deal with it
                              God is forgiving. Stick with it. In time they will understand that we all love God in our own way and that He loves everyone.
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                              Proverbs 31:26 She opens her mouth with wisdom, and the teaching of kindness is on her tongue.

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                              • herbertLovesGod
                                Guest
                                • Mar 2012
                                • 223

                                #30
                                Re: yo

                                Originally posted by Rev. Waynetta Kerr View Post
                                God is forgiving. Stick with it. In time they will understand that we all love God in our own way and that He loves everyone.
                                Oh Lord, and I just ate dinner .

                                Servant Herbert.
                                Last edited by herbertLovesGod; 03-28-2012, 11:47 PM. Reason: Found the "I feel like a sick heathen" emoticon. I AINT NO EMO FAG THOUGH!

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