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  • tyler the earthworm
    Unsaved trash, teenaged eurotrash hippie
    • Mar 2012
    • 36

    #31
    Re: yo

    Originally posted by Vocaltoad View Post
    okay well theres not much to it. i am a nice person in general, i prefer to be a mystery, i am not racist and i hate racism, i like to play video games, im not very religious so i am hoping to find that side of me here also if your nice to me im nice to you. i like japanese music as seen by my profile pictures and avatar. Kaito is my favorite. i will not share any personal information which includes gender. i have a soft side for animals and believe they are no different from us. please dont ban me! just because of my personal views doesn't mean i shouldn't get the chance to speak my mind. i dont go to church often since i still have my studies to work on all the time.
    hey friend if you want to be treated fairly you might want to try a different site these people are nothing but a buch of messed up inbreed people that can not see down there own nose
    they think they are better then everyone so yeah being nice wont worke (tried it) it just got a prayer that did not work agenst me haha.
    Exodus 22:18 Thou shalt not suffer a witch to live.

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    • herbertLovesGod
      Guest
      • Mar 2012
      • 223

      #32
      Re: yo

      Originally posted by tyler the earthworshiper View Post
      hey friend if you want to be treated fairly you might want to try a different site these people are nothing but a buch of messed up inbreed people that can not see down there own nose
      they think they are better then everyone so yeah being nice wont worke (tried it) it just got a prayer that did not work agenst me haha.

      ps. do you know how to chang the signature because the one i have suckes
      Pot calling the kettle nigra does not your point prove. I know it's only my opinion, but I have been a darn good Christian to you sodomites, why do you have to sling mud?

      Servant Herbert
      Last edited by herbertLovesGod; 03-29-2012, 02:15 AM. Reason: I'm a dumbtarded who can't spell their own name.

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      • Professor Bessemer
        Professor of Creation Science at Landover University
        Certified Ex-Gay Program Graduate
        Darwin's Worst Nightmare
        True Christian™
        • May 2009
        • 2952

        #33
        Re: yo

        Originally posted by tyler the earthworshiper View Post
        hey friend if you want to be treated fairly you might want to try a different site these people are nothing but a buch of messed up inbreed people that can not see down there own nose
        they think they are better then everyone so yeah being nice wont worke (tried it) it just got a prayer that did not work agenst me haha.

        ps. do you know how to chang the signature because the one i have suckes
        I was going to point out the folly of taking advice from an illiterate, unsaved moron, but I honestly think that your error riddled post does a better job of undercutting itself than I ever could.
        Professor of Creation Science and Flood Geology at Landover Baptist University


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        Sodomites! Stop being gay TODAY!

        Wherefore lay apart all filthiness and superfluity of naughtiness, and receive with meekness the engrafted word, which is able to save your souls. James 1:21

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        • Vocaltard
          Confirmed Enemy of God
          • Mar 2012
          • 32

          #34
          Re: yo

          Originally posted by tyler the earthworm View Post
          hey friend if you want to be treated fairly you might want to try a different site these people are nothing but a buch of messed up inbreed people that can not see down there own nose
          they think they are better then everyone so yeah being nice wont worke (tried it) it just got a prayer that did not work agenst me haha.
          yeah i know right? i am thinking that im better off with the dollars than these guys. at least those guys have brains. those with REAL intellect should stick together yes? god luvs us in his own ways yes its true. i am pretty sure the earth is ROUND not flat.

          this is a funny emote XD this will happen to all these idiots in the afterlife i can GUARANTEE!

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          • Nobar King
            Municipal Code Archivist - Deuteronomy 28:58
            Christ's Guardian
            True Christian™
            • Sep 2007
            • 23748

            #35
            Re: yo

            We're going to be swimming faster than a shark forever? Where did you read about that?
            May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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            • Redeemed Papist
              Former Mary Hailer who has seen The Light(c)
              True Christian™
              • Jul 2011
              • 10409

              #36
              Re: yo

              Originally posted by Vocaltoad View Post
              yeah i know right? i am thinking that im better off with the dollars than these guys. at least those guys have brains. those with REAL intellect should stick together yes? god luvs us in his own ways yes its true. i am pretty sure the earth is ROUND not flat.

              this is a funny emote XD this will happen to all these idiots in the afterlife i can GUARANTEE!
              You can't even get your head round the miracle of the flood so what do you know?

              God isn't the feeble, reclusive thing that might as well not be here that you make out.
              Revelation 22:1-6
              1And he shewed me a pure river of water of life, clear as crystal, proceeding out of the throne of God and of the Lamb. 2In the midst of the street of it, and on either side of the river, was there the tree of life, which bare twelve manner of fruits, and yielded her fruit every month: and the leaves of the tree were for the healing of the nations. 3And there shall be no more curse: but the throne of God and of the Lamb shall be in it; and his servants shall serve him: 4And they shall see his face; and his name shall be in their foreheads. 5And there shall be no night there; and they need no candle, neither light of the sun; for the Lord God giveth them light: and they shall reign for ever and ever.
              6And he said unto me, These sayings are faithful and true: and the Lord God of the holy prophets sent his angel to shew unto his servants the things which must shortly be done.

              This awaits you if you just believe in God. That's GOD, not that homosexual fake god in your head.
              Revelation 20:11-15
              11And I saw a great white throne, and him that sat on it, from whose face the earth and the heaven fled away; and there was found no place for them. 12And I saw the dead, small and great, stand before God; and the books were opened: and another book was opened, which is the book of life: and the dead were judged out of those things which were written in the books, according to their works. 13And the sea gave up the dead which were in it; and death and hell delivered up the dead which were in them: and they were judged every man according to their works. 14And death and hell were cast into the lake of fire. This is the second death. 15And whosoever was not found written in the book of life was cast into the lake of fire.

              Follow that fake god you made up to make what you say that isn't right above all debate and this is what awaits you instead.
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              Isaiah 34:6 The sword of the LORD is filled with blood, it is made fat with fatness, and with the blood of lambs and goats, with the fat of the kidneys of rams: for the LORD hath a sacrifice in Bozrah, and a great slaughter in the land of Idumea.

              John 5:46,47 For had ye believed Moses, ye would have believed me: for he wrote of me. But if ye believe not his writings, how shall ye believe my words?

              Join me in scoffing at backwards Muslims clinging to their beliefs in the face of the evidence!
              The truth about volcanos
              Sex and debauchery in public schools
              Faith wins over science (explained for even the very stupid)
              God Cures AIDS - GLORY!
              Desert whale bones prove Great Flood once and for all.

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              • Thinks Design
                Unsaved trash false psuedo Christian
                • Mar 2012
                • 366

                #37
                Re: yo

                Originally posted by Vocaltoad View Post
                violent much? really thats no way to talk to somebody you dont know. also i am not a homo i guess to make u haters stop bullying me i must reveil that i am a BOY and you guys are all DICK-HEADS. good luck getting into heaven. your gonna need it.
                These people seem to have some pretty strict views about things!

                I believe in God but not just because of the bible or what I learnt in Sunday School. What really opened my eyes was Gods finger prints written in the universe.

                It could not all be here by chance, that is impossible to imagine. I believe we can have a relationship with God because of knowledge and mutual understanding.

                I think the people here are too fixated on the bible and miss out on the wonders of the world.

                Don't judge all Christians by one standard, some of us are more accommodating.

                ThinksDesign
                I whore for Satan

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                • Redeemed Papist
                  Former Mary Hailer who has seen The Light(c)
                  True Christian™
                  • Jul 2011
                  • 10409

                  #38
                  Re: yo

                  Originally posted by ThinksDesign View Post
                  I am too clever for teh baaahble so I make it all up!
                  Well, missy, you're going to Hell.
                  2 John 1:10 If there come any unto you, and bring not this doctrine, receive him not into your house, neither bid him God speed:

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                  Isaiah 34:6 The sword of the LORD is filled with blood, it is made fat with fatness, and with the blood of lambs and goats, with the fat of the kidneys of rams: for the LORD hath a sacrifice in Bozrah, and a great slaughter in the land of Idumea.

                  John 5:46,47 For had ye believed Moses, ye would have believed me: for he wrote of me. But if ye believe not his writings, how shall ye believe my words?

                  Join me in scoffing at backwards Muslims clinging to their beliefs in the face of the evidence!
                  The truth about volcanos
                  Sex and debauchery in public schools
                  Faith wins over science (explained for even the very stupid)
                  God Cures AIDS - GLORY!
                  Desert whale bones prove Great Flood once and for all.

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                  • Vocaltard
                    Confirmed Enemy of God
                    • Mar 2012
                    • 32

                    #39
                    Re: yo

                    then im sure you will see her there then. but she might go up instead of down.

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                    • James Hutchins
                      True Christian™
                      Just a Regular Nice Guy
                       
                      • Jun 2009
                      • 29453

                      #40
                      Re: yo

                      Originally posted by Vocaltoad View Post
                      then im sure you will see her there then. but she might go up instead of down.
                      Friend, all True Christians(tm) are going to Heaven. We are all certified by a Pastor from LBC.
                      As part of the certififaction, were commit ourselves to spreading the Wod of God as He had written in the Holy Bible. How can that possibly be a bad thing?
                      Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
                      Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
                      Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
                      Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
                      Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
                      Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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                      • Thinks Design
                        Unsaved trash false psuedo Christian
                        • Mar 2012
                        • 366

                        #41
                        Originally posted by Redeemed Papist View Post
                        Well, missy, you're going to Hell.
                        2 John 1:10 If there come any unto you, and bring not this doctrine, receive him not into your house, neither bid him God speed:

                        What has that got to do with going to Hell?

                        Get it into your thick head that you can believe in God because the science backs it up. I can to God when I understood that the universe does not make sense without god. There is order in the universe and entropy is always increasing so for life to exist (a decrease in entropy) they must be a way to decrease entropy.

                        The most obvious answer (Occam's razor) is God is decreasing entropy.

                        WITHOUT GOD IT WOULD NOT WORK!!

                        ThinksDesign
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                        I whore for Satan

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                        • Redeemed Papist
                          Former Mary Hailer who has seen The Light(c)
                          True Christian™
                          • Jul 2011
                          • 10409

                          #42
                          Re: yo

                          Originally posted by ThinksDesign View Post
                          What has that got to do with going to Hell?

                          Get it into your thick head that you can believe in God because the science backs it up. I can to God when I understood that the universe does not make sense without god. There is order in the universe and entropy is always increasing so for life to exist (a decrease in entropy) they must be a way to decrease entropy.

                          The most obvious answer (Occam's razor) is God is decreasing entropy.

                          WITHOUT GOD IT WOULD NOT WORK!!

                          ThinksDesign
                          Posted via Mobile Device
                          So for you God is that bit in your lack of understanding of science (which is considerable) that seems magical? That's hardly a sound basis for a belief system. Especially when there is a tried and tested document of all God's deeds and wishes that's perfect and infallible.
                          2 Timothy 3:16 All scripture is given by inspiration of God, and is profitable for doctrine, for reproof, for correction, for instruction in righteousness:

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                          Isaiah 34:6 The sword of the LORD is filled with blood, it is made fat with fatness, and with the blood of lambs and goats, with the fat of the kidneys of rams: for the LORD hath a sacrifice in Bozrah, and a great slaughter in the land of Idumea.

                          John 5:46,47 For had ye believed Moses, ye would have believed me: for he wrote of me. But if ye believe not his writings, how shall ye believe my words?

                          Join me in scoffing at backwards Muslims clinging to their beliefs in the face of the evidence!
                          The truth about volcanos
                          Sex and debauchery in public schools
                          Faith wins over science (explained for even the very stupid)
                          God Cures AIDS - GLORY!
                          Desert whale bones prove Great Flood once and for all.

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                          • Thinks Design
                            Unsaved trash false psuedo Christian
                            • Mar 2012
                            • 366

                            #43
                            Re: yo

                            It is not an argument from incredulity (look it up) it is a fact.

                            For example life breaks the laws of thermodynamics.

                            In the current debate over “Intelligent Design,” the strongest argument offered by opponents of design is this: we have scientific explanations for most everything else in Nature…


                            I believe in God I'm on your side!

                            ThinksDesign xx
                            Posted via Mobile Device
                            I whore for Satan

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                            • Redeemed Papist
                              Former Mary Hailer who has seen The Light(c)
                              True Christian™
                              • Jul 2011
                              • 10409

                              #44
                              Re: yo

                              Originally posted by ThinksDesign View Post
                              It is not an argument from incredulity (look it up) it is a fact.

                              For example life breaks the laws of thermodynamics.

                              In the current debate over “Intelligent Design,” the strongest argument offered by opponents of design is this: we have scientific explanations for most everything else in Nature…


                              I believe in God I'm on your side!

                              ThinksDesign xx
                              Posted via Mobile Device
                              No it doesn't. Earth is not a closed system. Know the science you are trying to debunk.

                              This is why you need to fall back on scripture which is above science because, to be quite frank, you're making a bit of a tit of yourself trying to take them on at their own game.

                              God's word is infallible and shows that all your silly worrying about galaxies and solar systems and stuff is totally unnecessary because God made this wonderful flat Earth with its solid firmament heaven to divide the waters as our playground until He finally kills us all and decides who is in the book of life and who burns forever with Satan in horrible torment.
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                              Isaiah 34:6 The sword of the LORD is filled with blood, it is made fat with fatness, and with the blood of lambs and goats, with the fat of the kidneys of rams: for the LORD hath a sacrifice in Bozrah, and a great slaughter in the land of Idumea.

                              John 5:46,47 For had ye believed Moses, ye would have believed me: for he wrote of me. But if ye believe not his writings, how shall ye believe my words?

                              Join me in scoffing at backwards Muslims clinging to their beliefs in the face of the evidence!
                              The truth about volcanos
                              Sex and debauchery in public schools
                              Faith wins over science (explained for even the very stupid)
                              God Cures AIDS - GLORY!
                              Desert whale bones prove Great Flood once and for all.

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                              • Dr Laurence Niles
                                Psychotheological Analyst Therapist
                                 
                                • Jan 2012
                                • 9063

                                #45
                                Re: yo

                                Originally posted by Vocaltoad View Post
                                but she might go up instead of down.
                                This kind of gay slang is about as much as I guess we can expect from atheists.



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                                1 Corinthians 11:3 But I would have you know, that the head of every man is Christ; and the head of the woman is the man; and the head of Christ is God.

                                Revelation 22:15 For without are dogs, and sorcerers, and whoremongers, and murderers, and idolaters, and whosoever loveth and maketh a lie.

                                Leviticus 20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.

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