[Bob4God]

Re: For what it's worth

The worst worst thing in this piffleed up day is that they right.

The bible does say all the horrible shit they say it says. I looked at the bible properly for the first time today and I can't reconcile my beliefs with what it says.

All we've ever wanted is to share the Good News of the Bible and JESUS CHRIST with the world.

I am truly sorry you were lied to by your false Christian parents and false Christian church, but now that you know the truth, you have no choice but to accept it and believe, or to turn your back and march straight into HELL.

This site will be dead in six months when I get through with it.

It's regrettable that you've made us your enemy, because JESUS happens to be on our side, and now you've made Him your enemy too.

Our website was here long before you found it, and will remain here until JESUS returns to destroy the Earth, at which point our work will be done.

Here is our prayer for you, from the Bible:

Let their table become a snare before them: and that which should have been for their welfare, let it become a trap.

Let their eyes be darkened, that they see not; and make their loins continually to shake.

Pour out thine indignation upon them, and let thy wrathful anger take hold of them.

Let their habitation be desolate; and let none dwell in their tents.

For they persecute him whom thou hast smitten; and they talk to the grief of those whom thou hast wounded.

Add iniquity unto their iniquity: and let them not come into thy righteousness.

Let them be blotted out of the book of the living, and not be written with the righteous. - Psalms 69:22-28

[Thinks Design]

I'm sorry, ThinksDesign, but I'm confused by your machiavellian masterplan.

Are you going to shut down God's Favourite Forum by directing a load of people to come here and read God's word?

That's.... confusing.

Oh ha ha (not). Is that the best you can do to point out spelling errors or make out I'm stupid?

I'm going to tell every one who comes here with a wishy washy dreamy version of Christianity (like I had) exactly what the bible says.

Then they will see the truth and this site will fade away.

Food Riddence!
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[Jack O'fagan]

Re: For what it's worth

I'm going to tell every one who comes here with a wishy washy dreamy version of Christianity exactly what the bible says.

Ummm. That's what we have to do every day.

[Jacob Cunnings]

Re: For what it's worth

Oh ha ha (not). Is that the best you can do to point out spelling errors or make out I'm stupid?

I'm going to tell every one who comes here with a wishy washy dreamy version of Christianity (like I had) exactly what the bible says.

Then they will see the truth and this site will fade away.

Food Riddence!
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Good luck with that.

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: For what it's worth

You may all think you are so clever but I'm going to make it my mission to tell people exactly what Christianty really means anyone who comes here looking for god I'm going to tell them exactly how spiteful and viscous your god is.

God is most assuredly not a thick, gooey fluid.

And may I add, eww.

I know all other god are not real I'm not stupid I going to make sure every knows what the real god is like (yes no capitol) and then you can all think about what good job you have done converting people to Christianity when I here telling exactly what the bible says.
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Wait, so you're going to sit here and agree with us?

hey ThinksDesign, these guys did that to me too. and i am certain now that the god we grew up with is real.

Why is that? You didn't get "the false god you grew up with" from the Bible; you made up one that agrees with you on everything.

If that worked, then I could also make up politicians that agree with me on everything and pass all the laws I want.

Why doesn't that work? Because wishing doesn't make it so.

The worst worst thing in this piffleed up day is that they right.

The bible does say all the horrible shit they say it says. I looked at the bible properly for the first time today and I can't reconcile my beliefs with what it says.

What I've been told by the vicar and my parents was only half the story.

At least these racist sexist brainless mormons haven't lied to me and I'll sure every one comes here knows exactly what the bible really says.

This site will be dead in six months when I get through with it.

Thinks
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Again, you're going to "kill this site in six months" by agreeing with us?

Oh ha ha (not). Is that the best you can do to point out spelling errors or make out I'm stupid?

...



Food Riddence!
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No, you're doing an excellent job of that all by yourself.

Why do you hate food?

[James Hutchins]

Re: For what it's worth

Oh ha ha (not). Is that the best you can do to point out spelling errors or make out I'm stupid?

I'm going to tell every one who comes here with a wishy washy dreamy version of Christianity (like I had) exactly what the bible says.

Then they will see the truth and this site will fade away.

Food Riddence!
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Friend, like God, we will always be here. You cannot cause the permanence of the Majesty of Jesus to 'Fade Away' like a poor quality pair of imitation Carharts.

God is not 'wishy washy', He has a firm back hand and a firmer backside.

[Jack O'fagan]

Re: For what it's worth

Friend, like God, we will always be here. You cannot cause the permanence of the Majesty of Jesus to 'Fade Away' like a poor quality pair of imitation Carharts.

God is not 'wishy washy', He has a firm back hand and a firmer backside.

As Moses could confirm

Exodus 33:21 And the LORD said, Behold, there is a place by me, and thou shalt stand upon a rock: 22And it shall come to pass, while my glory passeth by, that I will put thee in a clift of the rock, and will cover thee with my hand while I pass by:
23And I will take away mine hand, and thou shalt see my back parts: but my face shall not be seen.


Glory


Jack

[Dr Laurence Niles]

Re: For what it's worth

Oh ha ha (not). Is that the best you can do to point out spelling errors or make out I'm stupid?

I'm going to tell every one who comes here with a wishy washy dreamy version of Christianity (like I had) exactly what the bible says.

Then they will see the truth and this site will fade away.

Food Riddence!
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Oh noes!

Telling people what the Bible (KJV1611) says.

Well our job's over.



YIC

[TheLordSavedMe]

Re: For what it's worth

Ummm. That's what we have to do every day.

Yeah, seriously. I think Mr. Thinks might be going cuckoo-crazy!






Tammi

[Jack O'fagan]

Re: For what it's worth

The worst worst thing in this piffleed up day is that they right.

The bible does say all the horrible shit they say it says. I looked at the bible properly for the first time today and I can't reconcile my beliefs with what it says.

What I've been told by the vicar and my parents was only half the story.

At least these racist sexist brainless mormons haven't lied to me and I'll sure every one comes here knows exactly what the bible really says.

This site will be dead in six months when I get through with it.

Thinks
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Our purpose is to spread God's word and the sweet teachings of Jesus Christ. If you want to tell all your friends what the Bible says then that's fine with us.

Matthew 7:14
Because strait is the gate, and narrow is the way, which leadeth unto life, and few there be that find it.

The vast majority of your friends and family are going to be tortured for eternity. If you can get one or two of them through the narrow gate then that's great news.

Of course if your family truly turn to Jesus they may never talk to you again,

Luke 14:26
If any man come to me, and hate not his father, and mother, and wife, and children, and brethren, and sisters, yea, and his own life also, he cannot be my disciple.

YIC

Jack

[Bobby-Joe]

Re: For what it's worth

I know all other god are not real I'm not stupid I going to make sure every knows what the real god is like (yes no capitol) and then you can all think about what good job you have done converting people to Christianity when I here telling exactly what the bible says.

You claim we are wrong, yet you have no scripture.

Honestly, who do you think I am going to listen to on what is Christianity; the Bible or some random poster on the internet?

You're opinion isn't the same as God's.

[Thinks Design]

Re: For what it's worth

Our purpose is to spread God's word and the sweet teachings of Jesus Christ. If you want to tell all your friends what the Bible says then that's fine with us.

Matthew 7:14
Because strait is the gate, and narrow is the way, which leadeth unto life, and few there be that find it.

The vast majority of your friends and family are going to be tortured for eternity. If you can get one or two of them through the narrow gate then that's great news.

Of course if your family truly turn to Jesus they may never talk to you again,

Luke 14:26
If any man come to me, and hate not his father, and mother, and wife, and children, and brethren, and sisters, yea, and his own life also, he cannot be my disciple.

YIC

Jack

Fine. They I'll use Christian Science to show people that they can follow God without having to stone gays or something.

People are waking up to the controversies of evolution as the origin of life and people are researching (ever heard of the Discovery Institute or Ray Comfort-I thought not) this more and more very day so soon non one will need the Nobel any way so there.

Morons.

ThinksDesign (the design is back so what)

[Zechariah Smyth]

Re: For what it's worth

This is perhaps the saddest thread I've read in months. You seem like a reasonably clever person, and so I figured that when shown the Majesty of Our Lord Jesus Christ as lovingly detailed in the KJV Bible you would align your beliefs with God.

Imagine my disappointment when I found that you have elected instead to spit in Jesus' face.



Yours in Christ,

Z. Smyth

[Jack O'fagan]

Re: For what it's worth

Fine. They I'll use Christian Science to show people that they can follow God without having to stone gays or something.

People are waking up to the controversies of evolution as the origin of life and people are researching (ever heard of the Discovery Institute or Ray Comfort-I thought not) this more and more very day so soon non one will need the Nobel any way so there.

mormons.

ThinksDesign (the design is back so what)

What God? You hate what the God of the Bible stands for so are you making up a god of your own now?

Jack

[Roses224]

Re: For what it's worth

Why would you let ONE WEBSITE dictate how you feel about Christianity as a whole? Do your own Bible reading and form your own ideas about it instead of blindly believing people on the internet. I know for a fact that God is real and people who give Him a bad name don't phase me. I'd like to see you prove me wrong with cold hard facts, not horror stories