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  • Redeemed Papist
    Former Mary Hailer who has seen The Light(c)
    True Christian™
    • Jul 2011
    • 10409
    #16
    Re: I'm Claudia

    Is this atheist honestly trying to assert that you can be sufficiently decent to others while rejecting God's loving instructions that people engaging in sodomy should be killed?

    How dreadful!
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    Isaiah 34:6 The sword of the LORD is filled with blood, it is made fat with fatness, and with the blood of lambs and goats, with the fat of the kidneys of rams: for the LORD hath a sacrifice in Bozrah, and a great slaughter in the land of Idumea.

    John 5:46,47 For had ye believed Moses, ye would have believed me: for he wrote of me. But if ye believe not his writings, how shall ye believe my words?

    Join me in scoffing at backwards Muslims clinging to their beliefs in the face of the evidence!
    The truth about volcanos
    Sex and debauchery in public schools
    Faith wins over science (explained for even the very stupid)
    God Cures AIDS - GLORY!
    Desert whale bones prove Great Flood once and for all.

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      • SheepOfGod
        Forum Member
        Forum Member
        • Oct 2010
        • 119
        #17
        Re: I'm Claudia

        Since you claim to be an athiest what would you tell a child you are caring for on its death bed. If they asked you what death feels like would you tell them nothing happens and tell them they will be worm food? Would you refuse to pray for and/or with them?


        I don't mean to sound like a jerk but I don't think an athiest has the right level of compasion to work as a doctor or nurse.
        GOD HATE FAGS
        Athiesm is a form of mental illness that should be treated immediately.

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          • Mary Etheldreda
            Gushing for Jesus
             
            • Sep 2011
            • 23765
            #18
            Re: I'm Claudia

            Originally posted by Claudia View Post
            At this time I feel I cannot accept Jesus into my heart.
            Why not, friend? Jesus doesn't care what you did or who you are, just that you believe.

            Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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              • Redeemed Papist
                Former Mary Hailer who has seen The Light(c)
                True Christian™
                • Jul 2011
                • 10409
                #19
                Re: I'm Claudia

                Originally posted by SheepOfGod View Post
                Since you claim to be an athiest what would you tell a child you are caring for on its death bed. If they asked you what death feels like would you tell them nothing happens and tell them they will be worm food? Would you refuse to pray for and/or with them?


                I don't mean to sound like a jerk but I don't think an athiest has the right level of compasion to work as a doctor or nurse.
                The Truth® should never be denied.
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                Isaiah 34:6 The sword of the LORD is filled with blood, it is made fat with fatness, and with the blood of lambs and goats, with the fat of the kidneys of rams: for the LORD hath a sacrifice in Bozrah, and a great slaughter in the land of Idumea.

                John 5:46,47 For had ye believed Moses, ye would have believed me: for he wrote of me. But if ye believe not his writings, how shall ye believe my words?

                Join me in scoffing at backwards Muslims clinging to their beliefs in the face of the evidence!
                The truth about volcanos
                Sex and debauchery in public schools
                Faith wins over science (explained for even the very stupid)
                God Cures AIDS - GLORY!
                Desert whale bones prove Great Flood once and for all.

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                  • Dr Laurence Niles
                    Psychotheological Analyst Therapist
                     
                    • Jan 2012
                    • 9062
                    #20
                    Re: I'm Claudia

                    That is the Golden Rule, is it not:
                    You need to use a question mark, not a colon.

                    YIC
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                    1 Corinthians 11:3 But I would have you know, that the head of every man is Christ; and the head of the woman is the man; and the head of Christ is God.

                    Revelation 22:15 For without are dogs, and sorcerers, and whoremongers, and murderers, and idolaters, and whosoever loveth and maketh a lie.

                    Leviticus 20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.

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                      • Brother Enoch
                        The Godliest Man in Godless Canuckistan
                        True Christian™
                        • Jun 2008
                        • 4392
                        #21
                        Re: I'm Claudia

                        Originally posted by Laurence Niles View Post
                        You need to use a question mark, not a colon.
                        Sadly, atheists use colons quite frequently.

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                          • Faith_Machine
                            Dyed-in-the-wool True Christian™
                            True Christian™
                            • Mar 2011
                            • 10049
                            #22
                            Re: I'm Claudia

                            Originally posted by Claudia View Post
                            I am not a Christian, but...
                            OK, so what are you doing here?
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                              • Faith_Machine
                                Dyed-in-the-wool True Christian™
                                True Christian™
                                • Mar 2011
                                • 10049
                                #23
                                Re: I'm Claudia

                                Originally posted by Claudia View Post
                                Sir,

                                Please let me submit...

                                Finally I thought you were saying something reasonable! I had such high hopes when I saw you addressing one of your betters as "Sir," and humbly asking permission to submit to his Godly instruction, on your knees where you belong.

                                But then you had to go and ruin it with more of your nonsense.

                                Tell you what, why don't you make a list of all the things that are wrong in your life that you'd like Jesus to fix, and then we'll get to work on making that happen for you?

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                                  • TheLordSavedMe
                                    A young lady servicing the Lord
                                    True Christian™
                                    • Jun 2009
                                    • 579
                                    #24
                                    Re: I'm Claudia

                                    Hi Clauda!

                                    You seem nice and smart and I bet you're pretty too!

                                    How come you don't love JESUS ?

                                    Don't you know that you'll go to HELL and burn up OVER and OVER for like a million BILLION ZILLION years!

                                    Everybody who doesn't love JESUS , even if it's just because they never heard of Him, gets thrown in HELL because that is what GOD says in the King James Bible.









                                    Tammi


                                    Girls, do you have embarrassing "problems" with your down there parts like I used to?                                     Reverend Jim Osborne can help!


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                                    He is the Rock, his work is perfect: for all his ways are judgment: a God of truth and without iniquity, just and right is he. Deuteronomy 32-4

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                                      • Faith_Machine
                                        Dyed-in-the-wool True Christian™
                                        True Christian™
                                        • Mar 2011
                                        • 10049
                                        #25
                                        Re: I'm Claudia

                                        Don't leave us, Claudia! Jesus has so many good things planned for you, I just know it!
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