[Redeemed Papist]

Re: Hello, Landover Baptist Church

So God is some kind of pizza boy now?

Noah: Hey God, I'd like to order a large serving of payback, maybe with a couple slices of vengeance and divine retribution thrown in. Put it on my tab and one day you can bill me for it by sending a hugeflood to destroy the world or something.

God: Is this about your tiny dick Noah? You get drunk and somebody posted a YouTube video again?

You have a filthy mouth, negro.

Why embellish the perfect word of God? The flood had already happened. You put on airs like an educated man at the beginning of this thread but it's obvious how far your façade is slipping.

It's like you were brought up by being dropped on your head in front of a stolen TV permanently tuned in to South Park or something.

Proverbs 1:22 How long, ye simple ones, will ye love simplicity? and the scorners delight in their scorning, and fools hate knowledge?

[Redeemed Papist]

Re: Hello, Landover Baptist Church

I find you need to keep your temper here as much as possible. Although some people here do drive me crazy.

If you keep your temper they won't ban you (at least it's why I'm still here, I think).

ThinksDesign

Oh great! Now we have someone to show us the "science" of it all. I can't wait to see how you're going to spin this little lot. Tell us about "genes" or men being descended from monkeys again.

[James Hutchins]

Re: Hello, Landover Baptist Church

So God is some kind of pizza boy now?

Noah: Hey God, I'd like to order a large serving of payback, maybe with a couple slices of vengeance and divine retribution thrown in. Put it on my tab and one day you can bill me for it by sending a hugeflood to destroy the world or something.

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Friend, it is a shame you are nothing more than an ape with no tail. You could of gone so far in life but with all the pent up hatred you have, it is going to be a hindrance.
I'll pray for you, if I find the time.

[Pastor Ed Lowman]

Re: Hello, Landover Baptist Church

I asked why my very existence could be considered a sin.

My good man, this is an example of a question that has already been answered. It needs no explanation anymore than "why are these melons in the melon field I need to tend to so heavy?" Or, to give a practical example, "why are these whelps on my back from the overseer's whip red?" You see, these things stand as facts to be accepted.

You come from a cursed lineage. We all do, some more and some less. So rather than whine about it, except it. That's the way God does things. He holds grudges for generations (Exodus 20:5) and looks upon his creation and despises what he sees with a snarl, which is why he once drowned the entire planet, minus 8 people only (Genesis 6-8; I Peter 3:20-12). And you have the nerve to annoy him further with "why, why, why"?

Take what has been offered you here and begin reading your Bible. That's the only place you have to start the healing process for your blackened soul.

Pastor Ed

[Thinks Design]

Oh great! Now we have someone to show us the "science" of it all. I can't wait to see how you're going to spin this little lot. Tell us about "genes" or men being descended from monkeys again.

I don't beleive we are descended from monkeys, silly. The Designer created all the animals fully formed and perfect for their environment.

Nordic people are big for moving bolders, African can run really fast (slow Africans get killed by Tigers), Australians are good swimmers;!the list goes on.

Infact being mixed race sometimes makes people good at running and thinking abstract thoughts (western European descent) but his is rare.

Just look at Amerindians: thier natural bent for adventure makes them vulnerable to gambling but they also run the best casinos.

If you people would get you noses out of the Bible and into a book you might see that the Designer has left his finger prints every where.

ThinksDesign.

[Redeemed Papist]

Re: Hello, Landover Baptist Church

I don't beleive we are descended from monkeys, silly. The Designer created all the animals fully formed and perfect for their environment.

Nordic people are big for moving bolders, African can run really fast (slow Africans get killed by Tigers), Australians are good swimmers;!the list goes on.

Infact being mixed race sometimes makes people good at running and thinking abstract thoughts (western European descent) but his is rare.

Just look at Amerindians: thier natural bent for adventure makes them vulnerable to gambling but they also run the best casinos.

If you people would get you noses out of the Bible and into a book you might see that the Designer has left his finger prints every where.

ThinksDesign.

Yeah right you don't monkey worship! Your sort are just trying to convert us to atheism by the back door. Ignore the Bible - start thinking and reasoning. It's a slippery slope and you, madam, are an uppity woman traitor to Jesus who needs to get back into the kitchen!

[James Hutchins]

Re: Hello, Landover Baptist Church

I don't beleive we are descended from monkeys, silly. The Designer created all the animals fully formed and perfect for their environment.

Nordic people are big for moving bolders, African can run really fast (slow Africans get killed by Tigers), Australians are good swimmers;!the list goes on.

Infact being mixed race sometimes makes people good at running and thinking abstract thoughts (western European descent) but his is rare.

Just look at Amerindians: thier natural bent for adventure makes them vulnerable to gambling but they also run the best casinos.

If you people would get you noses out of the Bible and into a book you might see that the Designer has left his finger prints every where.

ThinksDesign.

Ridiculous.
If what you said were true, all dark skinned coons would be shuffle footed thieves. All messicans would be lazy gardeners. All brits would be poorly educated, toothless mooslimes.

The only reason there are fast africans is BECAUSE the slow ones have been eaten. The savages do not even wear pants, they wear diapers all the time!

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Hello, Landover Baptist Church

Ridiculous.
If what you said were true, all dark skinned coons would be shuffle footed thieves. All messicans would be lazy gardeners. All brits would be poorly educated, toothless mooslimes.

The only reason there are fast africans is BECAUSE the slow ones have been eaten. The savages do not even wear pants, they wear diapers all the time!

Amen! This is just further evidence that through Christ Jesus ALL THINGS are possible! He can make the blind speak, the deaf see, and even transform a flea-infested semi-human spearchucker into a semblance of a civilized man. Just ask Jesus to do you.