[Rev. M. Rodimer]

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I'm sure when I begin to read and learn it'll all be clear to me.
But physics, as it stands, makes sense to me; it's has proof. Of course I don't know the proof of what King James wrote until I have read his Bible.

You're right

I just need some motivation I guess as it looks so boring. I really admire you guys for reading this stuff, it must be hell!

And yet you are still here, yapping about pi and the shape of the earth, instead of reading God's Holy Word.

Since you're such a fan of the story of Noah's Ark, I suggest you take a whole five minutes away from chattering like the love child of a meth-addicted squirrel and a Kardashian and read this wonderful telling of the tale. I'll even paste the first few paragraphs to get you started:

“Today, we’ll be reading a special story, one you probably all know already.”

“The birth of Jesus and the three wise men and drummer boy?” Ginny asked eagerly. “Christmas is coming soon!”

“No, Ginny, we’re still in Genesis. And this is before Jesus came!” Shirlee loved Ginny’s enthusiasm. “A long time ago — four THOUSAND years, more than half the whole age of the Earth! — there lived a man named Noah. His story is told in the book of Genesis, chapters 5 through 8. Would anyone like to tell me how the story goes?”

“Oh, I know this one,” said Ginny. “My mother read it to me from her Big Book of Bible Stories many times. I can tell it!”

Shirlee sat back, looking around the room. Not seeing any other hands raised, she told Ginny to go ahead.

“Well, all the people were ignoring God and not doing what He told them to do, so God came to Noah and told him to build a big boat. Noah and his three sons built the boat, and all their neighbors came around and made fun of them, building a big boat so far from the ocean. Noah invited them to come on the ark with him and his family, but they laughed and told him he was crazy!”

“Interesting,” said Shirlee. “You’re sure that’s what the storybook said?”

“Oh, yes! They even had a drawing of the neighbors throwing rotten tomatoes at Noah!”

“Tomatoes? That’s not possible,” Mark objected.

Are there uppity neighbors throwing rotten tomatoes at Noah in the Bible? One way to find out, friend! CLICK HERE to read the rest of the story.

[Capt. Aaron Portway]

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What about Apple pie?

Don't you tempt me boy.

[Dom Sinclair]

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I swear to God, one more post about Pi, I mean if I see even ONE MORE mention of it, in ANY THREAD, I will ban you so hard it will make your head spin!

What about Apple pie?

[Capt. Aaron Portway]

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I guess that makes sense. But how can you say pi = 3.14.. is theory? I want to believe and understand why it doesn't but I need help, I have done it myself with string!

I swear to God, one more post about Pi, I mean if I see even ONE MORE mention of it, in ANY THREAD, I will ban you so hard it will make your head spin!

[James Hutchins]

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But don't you need proof to believe some of the things you read? Or at least, don't you want proof?

No friend, why would God lie to me?

I do not need proof you are who you say you are either. Would it be right of me to deny your existence until I met you, your family, saw documentation and had references? I have faith in you being who you say you are and I have faith in God.

Have you ever actually seen the value Pi according to the secular doubting Thomases? Of course not. They tricked you into thinking they have the right answer. God does not resort to such trickery. He is straight up honest.

[Dom Sinclair]

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FTFY. Now get to it.

Alright!

[Didymus Much]

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...I guess I have no choice if I want to learn the faith I profess.

FTFY. Now get to it.

[Dom Sinclair]

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Motivation?!?! What about being sure about the fate of your eternal soul? Isn't that enough?



You want Hell? Try reading the Book of Mormon. "And lo this" "and lo that" "and lo the other piffling thing" YEEEEAARRRRGGGGHHHH and lo another dent in my wall from a flung book.

The KJV is easy compared to most religious texts. I'm sure Jesus won't mind if you skip the "begats" the first time through.

Actually compared the the Book of Mormon your proposal sounds quite reasonable. I guess I have no choice if I want to prove my faith.

[Didymus Much]

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...I just need some motivation I guess as it looks so boring...

Motivation?!?! What about being sure about the fate of your eternal soul? Isn't that enough?

...I really admire you guys for reading this stuff, it must be hell!

You want Hell? Try reading the Book of Mormon. "And lo this" "and lo that" "and lo the other piffling thing" YEEEEAARRRRGGGGHHHH and lo another dent in my wall from a flung book.

The KJV is easy compared to most religious texts. I'm sure Jesus won't mind if you skip the "begats" the first time through.

[Dom Sinclair]

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Years and year ago, I bought 'dinosaur eggs' at the local five and dime. You put them in water and dinosaurs came out. Upon inspection, they were really little sponges. Secular 'science' tries to hoodwink decent people all the time.
Friend, we deal in cold, hard facts, not flights of fantasy. God tells us, Pi = 3.

But don't you need proof to believe some of the things you read? Or at least, don't you want proof?

[James Hutchins]

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Years and year ago, I bought 'dinosaur eggs' at the local five and dime. You put them in water and dinosaurs came out. Upon inspection, they were really little sponges. Secular 'science' tries to hoodwink decent people all the time.
Friend, we deal in cold, hard facts, not flights of fantasy. God tells us, Pi = 3.

[Dom Sinclair]

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God told us.
Don't you thing the supreme being that created everything would tell us the Truth? God tells us Pi=3. Has anyone actually told you and proved to you what they 'thought' Pi is? Of course not. They just keep adding more numbers on the end and declaring them to be right. Until the next 'theorist' comes along with a newer number.
It is because they are all jealous of Gods Perfection™.

But someone HAS proved it to me, that's my point.

Years and year ago, back when I was in school we had bits of string the length of the diameter and were told to see how many times it went around the circle. Of course, it wasn't TOO accreted but we could clearly see it was more than 3.

[Noah Sole]

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You're right

I just need some motivation I guess as it looks so boring. I really admire you guys for reading this stuff, it must be hell!

Remember my first post : 'It is a long, hard road to Salvation™ and you have a lot of work to do'.

It's not so funny now eh?

All the best

[James Hutchins]

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You're right

I just need some motivation I guess as it looks so boring. I really admire you guys for reading this stuff, it must be hell!

Boring? The Greatest Story Ever Told???? Boring?? haha
Not all son, I find it riveting. Nothing is more fun then living out Gods Word.

[James Hutchins]

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I guess that makes sense. But how can you say pi = 3.14.. is theory? I want to believe and understand why it doesn't but I need help, I have done it myself with string!

God told us.
Don't you thing the supreme being that created everything would tell us the Truth? God tells us Pi=3. Has anyone actually told you and proved to you what they 'thought' Pi is? Of course not. They just keep adding more numbers on the end and declaring them to be right. Until the next 'theorist' comes along with a newer number.
It is because they are all jealous of Gods Perfection(tm).