hey! I am a Mediocre Wanna be False Christian - Wassup Dog!

[Dom Sinclair]

hi i just came to this forum when searching and thought since i'm a bit of a christian i might as well sign up and see what you guys are all about! so anyway, i'm dom and wassup haha?

i'm quite interested in the history of christianity actually and am looking to understanding more about religion so i guess i thought i'd join your community as a True Christian! anyway that's it about me!

anyway hope to see you all around in my posts

[Noah Sole]

Re: hey!

hi i just came to this forum when searching and thought since i'm a bit of a christian i might as well sign up and see what you guys are all about! so anyway, i'm dom and wassup haha?

i'm quite interested in the history of christianity actually and am looking to understanding more about religion so i guess i thought i'd join your community as a True Christian! anyway that's it about me!

anyway hope to see you all around in my posts

Hello Dom, welcome to God's favourite forum

You seem a jolly chap haha! What is your favourite Bible verse? What inspires you?

The one inspiring me today is:

1 Corinthians 6:9
Know ye not that the unrighteous shall not inherit the kingdom of God? Be not deceived: neither fornicators, nor idolaters, nor adulterers, nor effeminate, nor abusers of themselves with mankind.

By the way you are not a True Christian™ so please don't use the term without permission. It is a long, hard road to Salvation™ and you have a lot of work to do.

All the best

[Dom Sinclair]

Re: I am Soooo Stoned!

Hello Dom, welcome to God's favourite forum

You seem a jolly chap haha! What is your favourite Bible verse? What inspires you?

The one inspiring me today is:

1 Corinthians 6:9
Know ye not that the unrighteous shall not inherit the kingdom of God? Be not deceived: neither fornicators, nor idolaters, nor adulterers, nor effeminate, nor abusers of themselves with mankind.

By the way you are not a True Christian™ so please don't use the term without permission. It is a long, hard road to Salvation™ and you have a lot of work to do.

All the best

That was a fast reply! thanks, you seem nice too

I quite like Genesis 6:8 about Noah's ark, but i must be honest i am not familiar with many of the verse's and aren't good enough to memorise them!

ah okay, so how do you guys become True Christians then? is it fun? and dude, what is your picture haha?

[Noah Sole]

Re: hey!

That was a fast reply! thanks, you seem nice too

I quite like Genesis 6:8 about Noah's ark, but i must be honest i am not familiar with many of the verse's and aren't good enough to memorise them!

ah okay, so how do you guys become True Christians then? is it fun? and dude, what is your picture haha?

I did not use the word nice, it is not in the Bible.

The verse Genesis 6:8 is plagiarised from my signature and is not 'about Noah's Ark'.

Becoming a True Christian™ is not a fun, it is a quest of Faith. And I am not a dude.

Are you a hippy or smoking something? You are over-familiar and should show some respect to us.

YIC

[James Hutchins]

Re: hey!

That was a fast reply! thanks, you seem nice too

I quite like Genesis 6:8 about Noah's ark, but i must be honest i am not familiar with many of the verse's and aren't good enough to memorise them!

ah okay, so how do you guys become True Christians then? is it fun? and dude, what is your picture haha?

Friend, I am not sure I uderstand you. God bestows honor on those that follow Him. Is it fun? Not today, not yesterday and probably not tomorrow. But once I am dead and in Heaven, I am sure it will be swell.
Our pictures are images of ourselves. Cameras are used to capture the images and then they are electronically uploaded to the website.

[Dom Sinclair]

Re: hey!

I did not use the word nice, it is not in the Bible.

The verse Genesis 6:8 is plagiarised from my signature and is not 'about Noah's Ark'.

Becoming a True Christian™ is not a fun, it is a quest of Faith. And I am not a dude.

Are you a hippy or smoking something? You are over-familiar and should show some respect to us.

YIC

i'm sorry i don't know what came over me. You are right, I don't know you guys and should drop the informal speech before i get to know you. out of interest, what do you have against the work nice haha? it was just nice of you to welcome me to the forum!

I didn't actually read your sig so I didn't get it from there! sorry, as I said I am unfamiliar with the exact verse, but i like the bit of the Bible about the story of Noah.

But yeah, sorry for being informal. And sounds tough to become a True ChristianTM, but congratulations for doing it! I'm sure it takes a lot of faith, hopefully i'll measure up someday for it

[Dom Sinclair]

Re: hey!

Friend, I am not sure I uderstand you. God bestows honor on those that follow Him. Is it fun? Not today, not yesterday and probably not tomorrow. But once I am dead and in Heaven, I am sure it will be swell.
Our pictures are images of ourselves. Cameras are used to capture the images and then they are electronically uploaded to the website.

thank you for your help. You don't find what you do fun? :O
And that's cool

[Dom Sinclair]

Re: hey! I am a Mediocre Wanna be False Christian - Wassup Dog!

What's with the change in the title guys? really..? who's the comedian here?

[Brother Harold Porter]

Re: hey! I am a Mediocre Wanna be False Christian - Wassup Dog!

What's with the change in the title guys? really..? who's the comedian here?

My friend, this is not The Improv. True Christianity™ is serious business, and God does not suffer giggling fools.

Ecclesiastes 7:6 "For as the crackling of thorns under a pot, so is the laughter of the fool: this also is vanity."

Now, what filthy sin makes you a "bit of a Christian"? You realize that you are bound for the lakes of fire in Hell unless you have accepted Jesus Christ as your personal Savior?

In Christ

[Dom Sinclair]

Re: hey! I am a Mediocre Wanna be False Christian - Wassup Dog!

My friend, this is not The Improv. True Christianity™ is serious business, and God does not suffer giggling fools.

Ecclesiastes 7:6 "For as the crackling of thorns under a pot, so is the laughter of the fool: this also is vanity."

Now, what filthy sin makes you a "bit of a Christian"? You realize that you are bound for the lakes of fire in Hell unless you have accepted Jesus Christ as your personal Savior?

In Christ

I'm sorry, i was by no means 'giggling' as your practices or true christians. If anything i have admiration and respect and i'm sorry it initially did not come across.

i don't sin, i am a real christian it's just that i use the bible more like guidelines. and I do and HAVE long ago accepted Jesus christ.

I'm not giggling at anything, just trying to be nice as I'm new here so sorry if it came across that way. I am trying to integrate in the community so i'll happily accept any guidance or advice

[Professor Bessemer]

Re: hey! I am a Mediocre Wanna be False Christian - Wassup Dog!

What's with the change in the title guys? really..? who's the comedian here?

The title seems to quite accurately describe you and this thread. If you did not write it, I commend whoever did, as any other True Christians(tm) who log in will know what to expect before opening this thread.

[Dom Sinclair]

Re: hey! I am a Mediocre Wanna be False Christian - Wassup Dog!

The title seems to quite accurately describe you and this thread. If you did not write it, I commend whoever did, as any other True Christians™ who log in will know what to expect before opening this thread.

I've only come looking to be part of the community, i'm not a 'wannabe' of any sort. i am a christian because i have the faith

[Redeemed Papist]

Re: hey! I am a Mediocre Wanna be False Christian - Wassup Dog!

I've only come looking to be part of the community, i'm not a 'wannabe' of any sort. i am a christian because i have the faith

Go away and read the Bible.

Come back when you have the slightest chance of knowing what you are talking about.

[Professor Bessemer]

Re: hey! I am a Mediocre Wanna be False Christian - Wassup Dog!

I've only come looking to be part of the community, i'm not a 'wannabe' of any sort. i am a christian because i have the faith

Faith in what? You have already mentioned more than once that you are utterly ignorant of God's word, the KJV1611 Bibe. When asked for your favorite Bible verse, you talked about the "story" of Noah. Friend, the story of Noah is three entire chapters in the Book of Genisis, six through nine.

You have no idea about which you speak. You do not know God's Word, so you do not know God. And since you do not know God, you do not know Christ. And if you do not know Christ, you can hardly call yourself a Christian.

[Didymus Much]

Re: hey! I am a Mediocre Wanna be False Christian - Wassup Dog!

...i am a christian because i have the faith

Not much of it.

...i use the bible more like guidelines...

There's more to the Bible than the first half of John 3:16.

James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."

Revelation 3:16 "So then because thou art lukewarm, and neither cold nor hot, I will spue thee out of my mouth."

Are you ready to be spued?