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  • Deaner
    Christ's Love Messenger
    True Christian™
    • Sep 2006
    • 5932

    #16
    Re: Hi, all.

    Originally posted by Student of Landover View Post
    This forum is diverse, welcoming and affirming as long as you believe what we believe, which is the literal interpretation of the Bible.
    I like it when new members come on board and pick up so quickly a sharp perception of what we're all about. Love.

    Nice post Student, nice post.

    Dean

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    • MoonFlower
      True Christian™
      • Sep 2006
      • 522

      #17
      Re: Hi, all.

      Mr. Darren Ingram-Myers, merry meet and welcome to Landover. Oh, I like the way you think.
      You pray...I dance naked in the forest

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      • Student of Landover
        True Christian™
        True Christian™
        • Oct 2006
        • 184

        #18
        Re: Hi, all.

        Moonflower, please don't encourage him!
        Jeremiah.17.15
        Thus saith the LORD; Cursed be the man that trusteth in man, and maketh flesh his arm, and whose heart departeth from the LORD.

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        • MoonFlower
          True Christian™
          • Sep 2006
          • 522

          #19
          Re: Hi, all.

          Sorry.
          You pray...I dance naked in the forest

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          • Darren Ingram-Myers
            Liebral Girlie-Man
            • Nov 2006
            • 163

            #20
            Re: Hi, all.

            Originally posted by MoonFlower View Post
            Mr. Darren Ingram-Myers, merry meet and welcome to Landover. Oh, I like the way you think.
            Thank you. It's nice finally to encounter a voice of sanity here.
            The Bible, when correctly interpreted, tells us to love everyone.

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            • Glendora Christianson
              Spiritual Mother of LBC
              True Christian™
              • Sep 2006
              • 2329

              #21
              Re: Hi, all.

              Originally posted by Darren Ingram-Myers View Post
              Greeting and salutations. Merry met and blessed be. I'm Professor Darren Ingram-Myers, and I believe that my inner light (or as liberal Quakers would say, that of Mother/Father God in each of us) has led me to your forum to find a caring and inclusive community of faith.

              A little about me: I teach cultural studies at a liberal-arts college. I figure that it's a good way to subvert the dominant paradigm of corporate conservative consumerist capitalism in the minds of today's youths. Since my students come almost exclusively from middle- to upper-income backgrounds, they have a dismayingly high rate of false consciousness, but then, it's in my job description to show them how to have right minds.

              When I'm not teaching or writing articles for publication, I like to work for social justice, volunteer at the organic co-op (just a short ride on the No. 8 bus from the student ghetto, in case you'd like to stop by), and go mountain biking.

              About the monicker: I used to be just plain old Darren Myers, but I decided to hyphenate the last name I got from my father with my wife's mother's maiden name to do my part against the patriarchy. I guess that makes Myers my maiden name, doesn't it?

              Anyway, I look forward to dialoguing with all of you. Peace out!
              I can't understand a word this young man is saying. Perhaps one of our True Christians might translate his message for us?
              Jesus - gentle, dependable overnight relief.

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              • Student of Landover
                True Christian™
                True Christian™
                • Oct 2006
                • 184

                #22
                Re: Hi, all.

                My liberal gibberish isn't perfect, but I'll do my best to translate Mrs. Christianson.

                Greeting and salutations.

                Translation: Hello, I'm a sinner

                Merry met and blessed be. I'm Professor Darren Ingram-Myers, and I believe that my inner light (or as liberal Quakers would say, that of Mother/Father God in each of us) has led me to your forum to find a caring and inclusive community of faith.

                Translation: I'm a wicker who has come to try and pollute your Godly forum, and have been led by Satan himself.

                A little about me: I teach cultural studies at a liberal-arts college. I figure that it's a good way to subvert the dominant paradigm of corporate conservative consumerist capitalism in the minds of today's youths. Since my students come almost exclusively from middle- to upper-income backgrounds, they have a dismayingly high rate of false consciousness, but then, it's in my job description to show them how to have right minds.

                Translation: I've been placed in a teaching position by the liberals and am working to destroy today's youth.

                When I'm not teaching or writing articles for publication, I like to work for social justice, volunteer at the organic co-op (just a short ride on the No. 8 bus from the student ghetto, in case you'd like to stop by), and go mountain biking.

                Translation: I'm a bleeding heart, and I want to see if any True Christian women are stupid enough to come to where I live.

                About the monicker: I used to be just plain old Darren Myers, but I decided to hyphenate the last name I got from my father with my wife's mother's maiden name to do my part against the patriarchy. I guess that makes Myers my maiden name, doesn't it?

                Translation: I'm a sissy half-man.

                Anyway, I look forward to dialoguing with all of you. Peace out!

                Translation: I can't wait to annoy all of you with my rambling blasphemy.

                I hope that helps.
                Jeremiah.17.15
                Thus saith the LORD; Cursed be the man that trusteth in man, and maketh flesh his arm, and whose heart departeth from the LORD.

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                • MoonFlower
                  True Christian™
                  • Sep 2006
                  • 522

                  #23
                  Re: Hi, all.

                  Originally posted by Darren Ingram-Myers View Post
                  Thank you. It's nice finally to encounter a voice of sanity here.

                  Thank you. See you around the forums!

                  Moon
                  You pray...I dance naked in the forest

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                  • Darren Ingram-Myers
                    Liebral Girlie-Man
                    • Nov 2006
                    • 163

                    #24
                    Re: Hi, all.

                    Originally posted by Student of Landover View Post
                    Translation: I'm a sissy half-man.
                    Well, excuse me for not following your chest-thumping, testosterone-fueled vision of what a "real man" should be. Maybe you should check out organizations like the National Organization for Men Against Sexism.
                    The Bible, when correctly interpreted, tells us to love everyone.

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                    • Remy Lebeau
                      LBU Professor and Biblical Wordsmith Extraordinaire
                      President of the Ex-Negro Academy Alumni Association
                      Freehold Best Tan Award winner, 10 yrs running
                      True Christian™
                      • Sep 2006
                      • 2058

                      #25
                      Re: Hi, all.

                      Originally posted by Darren Ingram-Myers View Post
                      Well, excuse me for not following your chest-thumping, testosterone-fueled vision of what a "real man" should be. Maybe you should check out organizations like the National Organization for Men Against Sexism.
                      Do you breastfeed your children, sinner?
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                      • Student of Landover
                        True Christian™
                        True Christian™
                        • Oct 2006
                        • 184

                        #26
                        Re: Hi, all.

                        Originally posted by Darren Ingram-Myers View Post
                        Maybe you should check out organizations like the National Organization for Men Against Sexism.
                        We are not sexist, we just know the place of men and women according to the bible.

                        1 Corinthians 11:3
                        But I would have you know, that the head of every man is Christ; and the head of the woman is the man; and the head of Christ is God
                        Jeremiah.17.15
                        Thus saith the LORD; Cursed be the man that trusteth in man, and maketh flesh his arm, and whose heart departeth from the LORD.

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                        • Darren Ingram-Myers
                          Liebral Girlie-Man
                          • Nov 2006
                          • 163

                          #27
                          Re: Hi, all.

                          Originally posted by Remy Lebeau View Post
                          Do you breastfeed your children, sinner?
                          We had only one child, since we both believe in limiting population growth, and yes, my wife did breast-feed Kayla. You didn't expect us to buy baby formula from some Third-World-pillaging corporation, did you?
                          The Bible, when correctly interpreted, tells us to love everyone.

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                          • hellion
                            Nasty and Mean-Spirited
                            • Nov 2006
                            • 564

                            #28
                            Re: Hi, all.

                            Originally posted by Darren Ingram-Myers View Post
                            Thank you for your welcome. No, I do not wear women's underwear. I believe in creating a safe and welcoming space for those who are called by their inner light to do so, as long as they do not buy it at a worker-exploiting Wal*Mart in the suburbs.

                            Regarding Mother/Father God: I know that the phallocracy has indoctrinated us into seeing the Deity in exclusively male terms in order to perpetuate the subjugation of women, but if God has created all of us in God's image, how can God be only a Father instead of a Mother/Father? I used to pray to "Our Father, who art in heaven," too, but through a process of spiritual enlightenment I realized that I was putting human, earthly limits on who God is.

                            Anyway, I must go soon. I have to prepare my lecture notes for a seminar on Derrida. Be well.
                            What school do you teach at?
                            "I do not go where the path leads. I instead create my own path ... and leave a snail trail."

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                            • Pastor Al E Pistle
                              Christ's Cōnsiliārius
                               
                              • Sep 2006
                              • 9323

                              #29
                              Re: Hi, all.

                              Originally posted by hellion View Post
                              What school do you teach at?
                              Don't worry about it. It's a college and you will never see the inside of one.
                              Emeritus Professor of the Christ Jesus Chair of Theology at Landover Baptist University.
                              "God loves you. Let us arrange for you to meet Him".
                              Break their teeth, O God, in their mouth.--Psalms 58:6


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                              • Pastor Ezekiel
                                Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                                 
                                • Sep 2006
                                • 78556

                                #30
                                Re: Hi, all.

                                Originally posted by Pastor Al E Pistle View Post
                                Don't worry about it. It's a college and you will never see the inside of one.
                                Now Pastor, be fair. She may be able to get a job at one cleaning toilets or something. Some of the medical colleges use mental midgets like ms.hellhole for medical experiments. Those are the only two ways I can imagine her getting into one.
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                                Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                                Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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