[Noah Sole]

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About last week, I was coming out of the club and I ran into someone that knew me when I was younger. He was saved, and he actually dragged me away from the club and into his car. There he ministered to me, and after what seemed like forever for me (may have been half an hour for all I know) I found myself sober and in tears begging God for forgiveness and for salvation.

I knew it was a miraculous change. At that time, I knew that the same God who I always had heard about from the missionaries that would stand outside of the club and preach was calling my name. The only thing I could do was respond to the call.

Hello Angelie welcome to God's favourite forum

So you have experienced a miraculous change, it always gladdens my heart when that happens. In what way has it affected you - how has your behaviour changed as opposed to your previous existence without our Lord?

YIC

[Capt. Aaron Portway]

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Welcome to Angelie! I'm glad you found us. But I think we need to hear more about your sinful past before we can help you. And not to be the bearer of bad news, but if you're not currently a member of an Independent Baptist Church, you're not Saved©.

Now, before you get all upset, simply wanting to be with Jesus isn't enough. You need to unburden yourself of all of your sins, especially the ones that involve fornication. So please, in the interest of your immortal soul, tell us just how much a of a filthy cum-dumpster you used to be. GLORY!

[Angelie]

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You're most welcome, dear!

So, how did you come to find Jesus?

About last week, I was coming out of the club and I ran into someone that knew me when I was younger. He was saved, and he actually dragged me away from the club and into his car. There he ministered to me, and after what seemed like forever for me (may have been half an hour for all I know) I found myself sober and in tears begging God for forgiveness and for salvation.

I knew it was a miraculous change. At that time, I knew that the same God who I always had heard about from the missionaries that would stand outside of the club and preach was calling my name. The only thing I could do was respond to the call.

[Angelie]

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Shout GLORY! We need to get you married off asap little lady! You're 4 years past first birth!

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Thank you for your welcome! 4 years past first birth?!? Wow I knew I was behind but I didn't realize I was that behind!

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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Hi! My name is Angelie, and I'm 19. It's nice to meet you all.

I don't go to church as of yet, seeing as I just got saved last week. (If anyone can recommend a church it would be greatly appreciated!)

My favorite Bible verse is Ezekiel 32:26- "A new heart also will I give you, and a new spirit will I put within you: and I will take away the stony heart out of your flesh, and I will give you an heart of flesh".

Before I accepted Christ, I had a heart of stone. I used to go to the clubs until all hours of the night, drinking Bacardi and partying. I wasted a number of years in that pit- fighting to stay alive during the day, partying my life away at night. Nobody kept me in check- my mother abandoned me when I was a kid and my father is in and out of jail all the time (I kid you not- he's actually in jail now).
About last week, I was coming out of the club and I ran into someone that knew me when I was younger. He was saved, and he actually dragged me away from the club and into his car. There he ministered to me, and after what seemed like forever for me (may have been half an hour for all I know) I found myself sober and in tears begging God for forgiveness and for salvation.

I come with an open heart and empty hands. I have nothing to give but truth, and I have nothing to hide. I hope I've made the right choice by coming here, but at the moment I have a hunch that I did make the right choice.

Yours in Christ,
Angelie

Shout GLORY! We need to get you married off asap little lady! You're 4 years past first birth!

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[Rev. M. Rodimer]

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Thank you for the tip! Looks like I have lots of work to do.

You're most welcome, dear!

So, how did you come to find Jesus?

[James Hutchins]

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You know, you do not have to go to the Church to have Him in you. All you have to do is read and follow and live by the Bible. You can arrange for a tithing schedule to be done directly from your paycheck (before taxes, I might add, a big plus).
Jesus has been with you from the second the midwife ripped you from your mothers womb. He is waiting patiently for you to accept Him. Won't you open up and let Him enter you, filling with His warm love?

[Angelie]

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Have you tried Google? You should be able to find all the Baptist churches in your area in about 3 seconds.

Thank you for the tip! Looks like I have lots of work to do.

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

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Most likely there's one... somewhere. The majority of churches around here are false Christian churches though- finding a good Baptist church is not easy, but I'm steadily working on it.

Have you tried Google? You should be able to find all the Baptist churches in your area in about 3 seconds.

Do tell, if you don't go to church, how did you "get saved last week"?

[Angelie]

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I imagine it qualifies as good riddance.

God is your father now, and I'm sure He is pleased that you haven't been "knocked up" by your father, or some drug-addicted gangbanger.

Is there a Baptist church in your town?

Most likely there's one... somewhere. The majority of churches around here are false Christian churches though- finding a good Baptist church is not easy, but I'm steadily working on it.

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

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My father's in jail. I don't know what that actually classifies as.

I imagine it qualifies as good riddance.

God is your father now, and I'm sure He is pleased that you haven't been "knocked up" by your father, or some drug-addicted gangbanger.

Is there a Baptist church in your town?

[Redeemed Papist]

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Thank you for the Scriptures. Sorry if I let a touch of temper flare.

Not a problem. You bore up well with the realisation you are as good as a fatherless slut without Jesus. Most unsaved trash begin to rant and rave at the realisation that before God they are as dung without accepting Christ and doing His bidding.

I have high hopes that in time you will reconcile yourself with the simple fact that you are damned and worthless without a husband to give you legitimate children.

[Angelie]

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Oh I can see that! You should wait for Pastor Ezekiel. He is an expert in taking in ex-sluts and guiding them to accept Jesus' love bursting deep within them.

Meanwhile, I suggest you familiarise yourself with the place women hold before God and with respect to men.

1 Timothy 5:14 I will therefore that the younger women marry, bear children, guide the house, give none occasion to the adversary to speak reproachfully.

1 Peter 3:5 For after this manner in the old time the holy women also, who trusted in God, adorned themselves, being in subjection unto their own husbands:

1 Corinthians 14:34 Let your women keep silence in the churches: for it is not permitted unto them to speak; but they are commanded to be under obedience, as also saith the law.

Genesis 3:16 Unto the woman he said, I will greatly multiply thy sorrow and thy conception; in sorrow thou shalt bring forth children; and thy desire shall be to thy husband, and he shall rule over thee.

1 Timothy 2:9-15
9In like manner also, that women adorn themselves in modest apparel, with shamefacedness and sobriety; not with broided hair, or gold, or pearls, or costly array; 10But (which becometh women professing godliness) with good works. 11Let the woman learn in silence with all subjection. 12But I suffer not a woman to teach, nor to usurp authority over the man, but to be in silence. 13For Adam was first formed, then Eve. 14And Adam was not deceived, but the woman being deceived was in the transgression. 15Notwithstanding she shall be saved in childbearing, if they continue in faith and charity and holiness with sobriety.

Thank you for the Scriptures. Sorry if I let a touch of temper flare.

[Redeemed Papist]

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I left that behind me. I'm actually trying to chase after Christ.

Oh I can see that! You should wait for Pastor Ezekiel. He is an expert in taking in ex-sluts and guiding them to accept Jesus' love bursting deep within them.

Meanwhile, I suggest you familiarise yourself with the place women hold before God and with respect to men.

1 Timothy 5:14 I will therefore that the younger women marry, bear children, guide the house, give none occasion to the adversary to speak reproachfully.

1 Peter 3:5 For after this manner in the old time the holy women also, who trusted in God, adorned themselves, being in subjection unto their own husbands:

1 Corinthians 14:34 Let your women keep silence in the churches: for it is not permitted unto them to speak; but they are commanded to be under obedience, as also saith the law.

Genesis 3:16 Unto the woman he said, I will greatly multiply thy sorrow and thy conception; in sorrow thou shalt bring forth children; and thy desire shall be to thy husband, and he shall rule over thee.

1 Timothy 2:9-15
9In like manner also, that women adorn themselves in modest apparel, with shamefacedness and sobriety; not with broided hair, or gold, or pearls, or costly array; 10But (which becometh women professing godliness) with good works. 11Let the woman learn in silence with all subjection. 12But I suffer not a woman to teach, nor to usurp authority over the man, but to be in silence. 13For Adam was first formed, then Eve. 14And Adam was not deceived, but the woman being deceived was in the transgression. 15Notwithstanding she shall be saved in childbearing, if they continue in faith and charity and holiness with sobriety.

[Angelie]

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So you are a wayward slut trying to achieve Salvation®. That's the spirit!

I left that behind me. I'm actually trying to chase after Christ.