Hello, I am a raging baboon!

[Vermisst]

Hallo, I have titled the thread in appropriate American way no? My name is Ian, I am a American citizen originaly from Germany, so excuse my poor english, I am trying my best. I am 18 and am in the United States Coast Gaurd.And thats about it. also danke to my frends Bill, and Susan for teaching me proper american introduction. Im unaware as to what ragging baboon is, i am sure it ist great honor though.I hope to make many american frends here

[Pim Pendergast]

Re: Hello, you raging baboons!

Well, Ian, what has that got to do with anything? You were supposed to tell us what church you go to and what your favorite Bible verse is and how you came to find Jesus. But I take it you really are unsaved trash. Why are you here? Are you seeking the Lord? Or are you just here to insult us?

[Zechariah Smyth]

Re: Hello, you raging baboons!

Ian sounds like a fag name. Are you a queer?

(Leviticus 18:22) "Thou shalt not lie with mankind, as with womankind: it is abomination."



Yours in Christ,

Z. Smyth

[Manne75]

Re: Hello, you raging baboons!

I agree with my brothers and question your sincerity. It is not that hard, even for Satan-loving Germans, to find out what English words mean. You should not use word you do not know the meaning of. I advise you to step back and re-consider what you do and pray to God almighty that He shall forgive you.

[James Hutchins]

Re: Hello, you raging baboons!

Welcome Ian. I'd like to know Jesus is holding you close to His nurturing bosoms. What Church do you attend? Haw many children did you abandon in Germany? What is your SS#?

[James Hutchins]

Re: Hello, you raging baboons!

I agree with my brothers and question your sincerity. It is not that hard, even for Satan-loving Germans, to find out what English words mean. You should not use word you do not know the meaning of. I advise you to step back and re-consider what you do and pray to God almighty that He shall forgive you.

Why do these idiots come on a CHRISTAN website, refuse the read the FAQs and wonder why we could care less about them. They simply fail to realize........ wait for it........ they have demonstrated they could care less about us and like little babies, want to be the center of the universe and have us answer a question when we know them from, well, Adam.
Your first post is on the wrong thread.


Please read the Pastor's Rules and Announcements. Pay attention to the "noobs" thread. Then go post your introduction on the introduction forum.
Thanks!

Failure to heed this warning will bring God's vengeance upon you!




I think you should read our syllabus for new posters as written by Pastor Billy-Reuben. It really explains all you need to know as far as our beliefs. It also outlines what is expected as far as your behavior on these forums.

Here are your rights as articulated by Dr. Enobarbus.

New members are requested to make an introduction for themselves.

We always encourage everyone to back up all claims with scripture from the Holy Bible.

Chances are the question you want to have answered has been asked before. I would be sure to use the search function before diving head first into people who are tired of hearing the same question over and over.

[Vermisst]

Re: Hello, you raging baboons!

Well, Ian, what has that got to do with anything? You were supposed to tell us what church you go to and what your favorite Bible verse is and how you came to find Jesus. But I take it you really are unsaved trash. Why are you here? Are you seeking the Lord? Or are you just here to insult us?

I am sorry, it slipped mind. First, I do not go to church, there are 2 reasons for that, 1: the nearest religious establishment is 88 Kilometres from my residence, and 2 is a temple of jewish warship. As for favorite bible verse it is Revelation 21:6 "And he said unto me, It is done. I am Alpha and Omega, the beginning and the end. I will give unto him that is athirst of the fountain of the water of life freely. "

Why am I here? I wish to learn about you and your beliefs, I believe in a God that gives people free will to do whatever they choose and won't condemn them for it. And I would like to learn about your version of God. Though while I am here, i expect some amount of respect, I will not insult you, if you not insult me. Also, I would like to offer sincere apologize for the "Hello you raging baboons" thing... frends Bill and Susan told me it was saying of great respect in america, I assumed it meant that I was calling you powerful, like a baboon who in unstoppable rage.

Ian sounds like a fag name. Are you a queer?

(Leviticus 18:22) "Thou shalt not lie with mankind, as with womankind: it is abomination."



Yours in Christ,

Z. Smyth

No, I am no fag, Ian is my fathers great grandfathers name. In my family it is tradition to name your son after your great grandfather on wifes side.

[James Hutchins]

Re: Hello, you raging baboons!

I am sorry, it slipped mind. First, I do not go to church, there are 2 reasons for that, 1: the nearest religious establishment is 88 Kilometres from my residence, and 2 is a temple of jewish warship. As for favorite bible verse it is Revelation 21:6 "And he said unto me, It is done. I am Alpha and Omega, the beginning and the end. I will give unto him that is athirst of the fountain of the water of life freely. "

Friend, is 35 miles too far to travel for True Salvation(tm)? Have you no interest in spending eternity in Heaven with Jesus, watching heathens burn in Hell?

Why am I here? I wish to learn about you and your beliefs, I believe in a God that gives people free will to do whatever they choose and won't condemn them for it. And I would like to learn about your version of God. Though while I am here, i expect some amount of respect, I will not insult you, if you not insult me. Also, I would like to offer sincere apologize for the "Hello you raging baboons" thing... frends Bill and Susan told me it was saying of great respect in america, I assumed it meant that I was calling you powerful, like a baboon who in unstoppable rage.

You are right, God gave us free will. You have a choice, Heaven or Hell. God is not going to let you go to Heaven if you make the wrong choices in life.
We do not have a version of God (ver. 2.0 haha - you so funny). God is. We do not worship false Gods, there is only one God.
Luke 4:8 And Jesus answered and said unto him, Get thee behind me, Satan: for it is written, Thou shalt worship the Lord thy God, and him only shalt thou serve.

John 14:6 Jesus saith unto him, I am the way, the truth, and the life: no man cometh unto the Father, but by me.

Acts 4:12 Neither is there salvation in any other: for there is none other name under heaven given among men, whereby we must be saved.

No, I am no fag, Ian is my fathers great grandfathers name. In my family it is tradition to name your son after your great grandfather on wifes side.

Good, I did not want you thinking you could use your free will to put 'the moves on me'. My rectum is an exit for digested steak, not a place to gently reach inside of and carefully massage my prostrate. You know the saying, "fool me once..."

[Nobar King]

Re: Hello, you raging baboons!

You two write like East Germans.

[Pastor Ed Lowman]

Re: Hello, you raging baboons!

I would like to offer sincere apologize for the "Hello you raging baboons" thing... frends Bill and Susan told me it was saying of great respect in america, I assumed it meant that I was calling you powerful, like a baboon who in unstoppable rage.

Assuming we even believe your story of why you insulted us, your friends are not good friends. They purposely misled you. Calling us raging baboons is like calling someone a car-jacking negro--it is never a compliment!

Please, try to use a little more sense next time. But apology excepted.

Pastor Ed

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: Hello, you raging baboons!

Calling us raging baboons is like calling someone a car-jacking negro--it is never a compliment!

Absolutely correct, my Brother.

The Negroes who used to take great pleasure in petty crimes (and that's by no mean all Negroes, many are quite respectable and decent Christian folk) now consider being called a "car-jacking Negro" an insult. Why?

Because they continually compare themselves to Obama, the "country-jacking (half-)Negro"!