Hello Christians

[BrianSpiller]

Hello!

My name is Brian and I am a god-fearing Christian from North Dakota.

I see you guys have a problem with heathens trying to sign up to your fantastic website. In order to expediate my embrace into Gods loving arms, I will quickly provide you with the answers to your introductory questions in order that I can join you in spreading the word.

My local church is Devil's Lake Methodist Church (Devil's Lake, North Dakota).

I think it's important to run a strict household, and so Timothy 2:12 has always struck a chord with me -- "I do not permit a woman to teach or to have authority over a man; she must be silent."

I've had no reason to find Jesus. To me, he was never lost.

[John Creeser]

Re: Hello Christians

Hello!

My name is Brian and I am a god-fearing Christian from North Dakota.

I see you guys have a problem with heathens trying to sign up to your fantastic website. In order to expediate my embrace into Gods loving arms, I will quickly provide you with the answers to your introductory questions in order that I can join you in spreading the word.

My local church is Devil's Lake Methodist Church (Devil's Lake, North Dakota).

I think it's important to run a strict household, and so Timothy 2:12 has always struck a chord with me -- "I do not permit a woman to teach or to have authority over a man; she must be silent."

I've had no reason to find Jesus. To me, he was never lost.

A cautious welcome friend. Curious, what version of the Bible are you quoting from?

[BrianSpiller]

Re: Hello Christians

I'm not one for fancy words. The God's Word Bible does me fine.

[Johnathan]

Re: Hello Christians

I'm not one for fancy words. The God's Word Bible does me fine.

Out of my genuine Christian fear for your soul:

[John Creeser]

Re: Hello Christians

I'm not one for fancy words. The God's Word Bible does me fine.

Brian, I see you don't really take your immortal soul too serious. Devil's Lake Methodist Church? Are there no 100% Baptist churches in your area?

You don't read from the King James version of the Bible, that's really bad. All other versions of the Bible have been perverted and corrupted by man. If you read from the New International (per)Version, you might as well be reading from the koran.

Galatians 1:7-9
7 Which is not another; but there be some that trouble you, and would pervert the gospel of Christ.
8 But though we, or an angel from heaven, preach any other gospel unto you than that which we have preached unto you, let him be accursed.
9 As we said before, so say I now again, if any man preach any other gospel unto you than that ye have received, let him be accursed.

I'm not trying to give you a hard time, just pointing out that if you don't change, you'll probably burn for eternity.

Get a KJV and find a Baptist church Brian, before it's too late.

In Christ.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Hello Christians

Hello!

My name is Brian and I am a god-fearing Christian from North Dakota.

I see you guys have a problem with heathens trying to sign up to your fantastic website. In order to expediate my embrace into Gods loving arms, I will quickly provide you with the answers to your introductory questions in order that I can join you in spreading the word.

My local church is Devil's Lake Methodist Church (Devil's Lake, North Dakota).

I think it's important to run a strict household, and so Timothy 2:12 has always struck a chord with me -- "I do not permit a woman to teach or to have authority over a man; she must be silent."

I've had no reason to find Jesus. To me, he was never lost.

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