[Captain_Malfunction]

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A dick.

I was under the impression that True Christian™ had an eloquence when it came to debates that was bar none. You did not disappoint. Out of curiosity do you have a question about my religion that I could help answer?


To me it seems as if your religion is based upon a strict adherence to the KJV bible which is of course all well and good. But I believe in many things which you yourself I would imagine profess such as Jesus will come again, He taught 12 apostles, He lived a perfect life, performed miracles, and was crucified, died and rose from the dead.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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I was under the impression that True Christian™ had an eloquence when it came to debates that was bar none.

We do.

First of all, this is NOT a debate forum. We're right and you're wrong, according to Jesus and the Holy Word of God. Please read THIS thread before making an even bigger fool of yourself.

Secondly, while the internets might seem to be "free" to you, this particular corner of the internets is a privately owned Christian forum. The rights you have on this forum are listed HERE. Please contact a Pastor immediately if you feel that any of your rights have been violated.

Finally, your unsaved opinions or tantrums are not even slightly of interest to us. We follow the Holy Word of God TO THE LETTER, and make no apologies for that. One of the most important commandments in the Bible tells us to avoid unsaved scum such as yourself. You wandered in here uninvited, and unwelcome .

You did not disappoint. Out of curiosity do you have a question about my religion that I could help answer?

No.

We worship the one true God, and even being mildly curious about other religions can get us in hot water, so to speak.

Now accept Jesus or go away.

[Deaner]

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He lived a perfect life,

Jesus would be the first to tell you he was not perfect. Educate yourself before coming here again.

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

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The science will be proven as true in the future.

Maybe I should have been more specific.

Why is it that nearly all of the "science" in the Book of Urantia reflects a 1920s understanding of science, with all of its errors and bizarre fantasies since disproven?

Why couldn't your "revealing entities" provide some knowledge that we did not already know, instead of regurgitating things we thought we knew, but were wrong about?

Why, it's almost like someone from that period made it all up.

[Captain_Malfunction]

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Jesus would be the first to tell you he was not perfect. Educate yourself before coming here again.

Care to show me in the KJV where it says "Jesus was not perfect"? I would like to know where to look.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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Care to show me in the KJV where it says "Jesus was not perfect"? I would like to know where to look.

Care to explain why your avatar is a booger with a pirate suit on it?

[Captain_Malfunction]

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Maybe I should have been more specific.

Why is it that nearly all of the "science" in the Book of Urantia reflects a 1920s understanding of science, with all of its errors and bizarre fantasies since disproven?

Why couldn't your "revealing entities" provide some knowledge that we did not already know, instead of regurgitating things we thought we knew, but were wrong about?

Why, it's almost like someone from that period made it all up.

Actually it did. In part of the Book it talks about how human beings have a part of the brain which senses magnetic fields like carrier pigeons in 1980 there was a scientifically published article, that shows that human beings have a limited magnetic sense. But as for the stuff which has been "proved" false, science is cyclical it will eventually come around to our correct view again.

[Captain_Malfunction]

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Care to explain why your avatar is a booger with a pirate suit on it?

Well I was going to use a winking blonde guy, but that was taken. Haha

[David Rothstein]

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I was under the impression that True Christian™ had an eloquence when it came to debates that was bar none. You did not disappoint. Out of curiosity do you have a question about my religion that I could help answer?

Sorry, no. These are "True Christians™" extrapolating the Torah in ignorance and hatred. Eloquence, you will not find here, I'm sorry to say.

It is simple in the words of YHWH, but these bufoons make it so much more complicated than it need be. I feel sorry for them in every respect.

Shalom,

David

[Didymus Much]

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...But as for the stuff which has been "proved" false, science is cyclical it will eventually come around to our correct view again.

You mean like all the other times that mankind has discovered the Higgs boson?

[Captain_Malfunction]

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You mean like all the other times that mankind has discovered the Higgs boson?

Yup just like soon we will discover that at the center of the cosmos is a stationary island called the Isle of Paradise where God lives, that is then surrounded by Havona which is a universe contenting a billion perfect worlds which around is seven superuniverses.

It is coming, be prepared.

[Didymus Much]

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Yup...

What I don't understand is if we've discovered the Higgs boson so many times before why we couldn't just use one of the other Large Hadron Colliders that we must have built to do so (or why we've never managed to find another one) because certainly there'd be a better use for the 24 billion euros or whatever we spent on this one, dontcha think?

... just like soon we will discover that at the center of the cosmos is a stationary island called the Isle of Paradise where God lives, that is then surrounded by Havona...

God lives in the middle of Cuba, now?

... which is a universe contenting a billion perfect worlds which around is seven superuniverses...

Not Tootsie-Roll centre? Colour me disappointed.

...It is coming, be prepared.

Matthew 24:34 "Verily I say unto you, This generation shall not pass, till all these things be fulfilled."

Of course, that was about 100 generations ago or so, but be patient...

[Captain_Malfunction]

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I live in America. I didn't spend a dime on it. What those french loving germans do in their own continent is their business.

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

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Not Tootsie-Roll centre? Colour me disappointed.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Urantian troll?

I'll let you find out, OK?

[Pastor Ed Lowman]

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Yup just like soon we will discover that at the center of the cosmos is a stationary island called the Isle of Paradise where God lives, that is then surrounded by Havona which is a universe contenting a billion perfect worlds which around is seven superuniverses.

It is coming, be prepared.

Enough trolling. There is no "magnetic field," only angels holding things together and doing God's Holy Will, and no "space" or "islands," or Havonas or worlds (other than this flat disc one - Isaiah 40:22; Job 9:6; Matt 4:8). We are the highest creation next to angels, according to the Bible (Genesis 1:26). The Good Book would have talked about such things, but it doesn't.

That means you are talking utter nonsense, obviously in an attempt to stir up trouble here.

Be gone, demon. Shoo.

Pastor Ed