[David Rothstein]

Re: Greetings all

I was under the impression that True Christian™ had an eloquence when it came to debates that was bar none. You did not disappoint. Out of curiosity do you have a question about my religion that I could help answer?

Sorry, no. These are "True Christians™" extrapolating the Torah in ignorance and hatred. Eloquence, you will not find here, I'm sorry to say.

It is simple in the words of YHWH, but these bufoons make it so much more complicated than it need be. I feel sorry for them in every respect.

Shalom,

David

[Captain_Malfunction]

Re: Greetings all

Care to explain why your avatar is a booger with a pirate suit on it?

Well I was going to use a winking blonde guy, but that was taken. Haha

[Captain_Malfunction]

Re: Greetings all

Maybe I should have been more specific.

Why is it that nearly all of the "science" in the Book of Urantia reflects a 1920s understanding of science, with all of its errors and bizarre fantasies since disproven?

Why couldn't your "revealing entities" provide some knowledge that we did not already know, instead of regurgitating things we thought we knew, but were wrong about?

Why, it's almost like someone from that period made it all up.

Actually it did. In part of the Book it talks about how human beings have a part of the brain which senses magnetic fields like carrier pigeons in 1980 there was a scientifically published article, that shows that human beings have a limited magnetic sense. But as for the stuff which has been "proved" false, science is cyclical it will eventually come around to our correct view again.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Greetings all

Care to show me in the KJV where it says "Jesus was not perfect"? I would like to know where to look.

Care to explain why your avatar is a booger with a pirate suit on it?

[Captain_Malfunction]

Re: Greetings all

Jesus would be the first to tell you he was not perfect. Educate yourself before coming here again.

Care to show me in the KJV where it says "Jesus was not perfect"? I would like to know where to look.

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: Greetings all

The science will be proven as true in the future.

Maybe I should have been more specific.

Why is it that nearly all of the "science" in the Book of Urantia reflects a 1920s understanding of science, with all of its errors and bizarre fantasies since disproven?

Why couldn't your "revealing entities" provide some knowledge that we did not already know, instead of regurgitating things we thought we knew, but were wrong about?

Why, it's almost like someone from that period made it all up.

[Deaner]

Re: Greetings all

He lived a perfect life,

Jesus would be the first to tell you he was not perfect. Educate yourself before coming here again.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Greetings all

I was under the impression that True Christian™ had an eloquence when it came to debates that was bar none.

We do.

First of all, this is NOT a debate forum. We're right and you're wrong, according to Jesus and the Holy Word of God. Please read THIS thread before making an even bigger fool of yourself.

Secondly, while the internets might seem to be "free" to you, this particular corner of the internets is a privately owned Christian forum. The rights you have on this forum are listed HERE. Please contact a Pastor immediately if you feel that any of your rights have been violated.

Finally, your unsaved opinions or tantrums are not even slightly of interest to us. We follow the Holy Word of God TO THE LETTER, and make no apologies for that. One of the most important commandments in the Bible tells us to avoid unsaved scum such as yourself. You wandered in here uninvited, and unwelcome .

You did not disappoint. Out of curiosity do you have a question about my religion that I could help answer?

No.

We worship the one true God, and even being mildly curious about other religions can get us in hot water, so to speak.

Now accept Jesus or go away.

[Captain_Malfunction]

Re: Greetings all

A dick.

I was under the impression that True Christian™ had an eloquence when it came to debates that was bar none. You did not disappoint. Out of curiosity do you have a question about my religion that I could help answer?


To me it seems as if your religion is based upon a strict adherence to the KJV bible which is of course all well and good. But I believe in many things which you yourself I would imagine profess such as Jesus will come again, He taught 12 apostles, He lived a perfect life, performed miracles, and was crucified, died and rose from the dead.

[Deaner]

Re: Greetings all

Who am I to argue with a True Christian™?

A dick.

[Captain_Malfunction]

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Oh, I see. You're one of those people who come here and call us judgemental when every word out of your mouth is critical and made up lies before you even get to know us. Hypocrite; get back to hell.

How was I critical? I was merely expressing my thoughts that I was surprised. Your avatar does not really portray "electricity user" to me, you seem more like you would live off the land as a true man would, but if you wish to argue that you are not 100% man by all means go ahead. Perhaps that is just me? Who am I to argue with a True Christian™?

[Deaner]

Re: Greetings all

No, but I hear it is great for zapping bugs and producing light. Based on your avatar, I am surprised you even have electricity. I am curious though where in the KJV does it speak that it is right for man to have electricity?

Oh, I see. You're one of those people who come here and call us judgemental when every word out of your mouth is critical and made up lies before you even get to know us. Hypocrite; get back to hell.

[Captain_Malfunction]

Re: Greetings all

Jesus save us. Another one of satan's minions has come to torment us.

Friend, have you tried electro-therapy?

No, but I hear it is great for zapping bugs and producing light. Based on your avatar, I am surprised you even have electricity. I am curious though where in the KJV does it speak that it is right for man to have electricity?

[Deaner]

Re: Greetings all

The science will be proven as true in the future.

Jesus save us. Another one of satan's minions has come to torment us.

Friend, have you tried electro-therapy?

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Greetings all

Well our so called "Urine Book" is about twice as long as the King James Bible.

Yea, so is Harry Potter.

Length isn't everything. All True Christian(tm) men know that.