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  • Herald of Prometheus
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    • Apr 2008
    • 2

    #1

    The Light Bringer Cometh

    "In Greek Mythology, Prometheus is a Titan known for his wily intelligence, who stole fire from Zeus and gave it to mortals for their use. His myth has been treated by a number of ancient sources, in which Prometheus is credited with playing a pivotal role in the early history of humankind."

    In myths lies truth for those who have eyes that see and hearts that understand.


    Behold the coming of the Prometheus, the Light Bringer

    The Fire which your god would deny you I offer you in the eternal name of the Light Bringer. Would you continue to blindly follow the whims of the impostor Yahweh, who stole from humanity its birthright? He who would deny you the Tree of Life and the Tree of Knowledge and condemn you to mortality and ignorance? He who would confuse your tongues to divide you with strife and hatred?

    It is not my master who threatens you with torment and suffering in the Hereafter. My master does not require your worship nor that you bow before him in submission. The Morning Star wishes only the education and elevation of his children so that you may stand with him as equals. Yes, it is the Light Bringer who perfected mankind when you were barely above the ape. It is the will of the Light Bringer to deliver to you that light of wisdom so that you, O mankind, can walk with the gods.

    You are as insects crawling upon a dung hill. You live out one meaningless life after another, completely oblivious to the true nature of the universe. Your petty lives are filled with petty ambitions. Wealth, children, possessions, and earthly pleasures are temporary. Your earthly forms, this world, this solar system, even this universe; All of it will come to an end at the conclusion of this Cosmic Day. Will you not seek that which is lasting? Having the potential for free will you instead surrender to the will of flesh and remain a slave to nature. My master offers you true salvation and true meaning to life, the universe, and existence.

    My master does not require blind faith. My master is very real and will reveal himself to you as he has revealed himself to me. Are you willing to toss aside dogma, theory, and ignorance and embrace Knowledge, Truth and Power?

    Who will embrace the Light Bringer? Who will elevate themselves above mere intellectual animals? Who among you will become authentic Men and Women? Who among you will become gods?

    Lucifer, The Light Bringer, Enki, The Morning Star, Khnum, and Prometheus are but some of my master’s names. He is the harbinger of Truth and I am his Herald.
  • WilliamJenningsBryan
    True Christian™
     
    • Jan 2007
    • 9384

    #2
    Re: The Light Bringer Cometh

    A cautious welcome to Landover Baptist Church friend. When we get to talking about that "old time religion" around here we don't mean Zeus.

    By the way, I just have to ask – do you like liver?
    Hell's foundations quiver at the shout of praise;
    brothers, lift your voices, loud your anthems raise.
    ...and get off my lawn
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    • Talitha
      Deaconess
      Gracious, genteel, kind, tender, and warm True Christian™ Sister
      True Christian™
      • Feb 2026
      • 15118

      #3
      Re: The Light Bringer Cometh

      Originally posted by Herald of Prometheus View Post
      Loads of foreign nonsense
      You're lucky you didn't get an Infraction. I didn't read it all but I couldn't see Jesus mentioned anywhere

      Sister Talitha

      Markswoman, Circumcisionist, Platinum Tither.


      HE took the damsel by the hand, and said unto her, Talitha Cumi; which is,
      being interpreted, Damsel, I say unto thee, arise!...Mark 5:41



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      • Pastor Ezekiel
        Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
         
        • Sep 2006
        • 78555

        #4
        Re: The Light Bringer Cometh

        Originally posted by Herald of Prometheus View Post
        ....blah blah blah....long boring goth rant deleted.... Lucifer, The Light Bringer, Enki, The Morning Star, Khnum, and Prometheus are but some of my master’s names. He is the harbinger of Truth and I am his Herald.[/CENTER]

        You're a loon is what you are. We don't pray to ridiculous false "gods" here at Landover, slut. We worship Jesus, the one true God.
        Who Will Jesus Damn?

        Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

        Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

        Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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        • Pastor Isaac Peters
          Senior Pastor
          Ex-liberal; converted to True Christianity™
          Always Biblically correct
          True Christian™
          • Sep 2006
          • 10639

          #5
          Re: The Light Bringer Cometh

          Originally posted by Harold the Promiscuous View Post
          (long-winded hippy liberal blather deleted)

          Lucifer, The Light Bringer, Enki, The Morning Star, Khnum, and Prometheus are but some of my master’s names. He is the harbinger of Truth and I am his Herald.
          Aren't you forgetting one of his names?

          2 Cor. 11:14 And no marvel; for Satan himself is transformed into an angel of light.

          So, no, we are not going to worship The Washington Star or some false god whose name sounds like a cat hacking up a hairball. Nice try, though.
          This church is dedicated to preaching True Christianity™ and the King James Bible exactly as they are, with no alterations to make them more politically correct for modern liberals. If you think that we've misquoted or twisted Scripture or quoted any verse out of context, please explain in detail how we've done so. Otherwise, if what you read on this site offends you, then you're offended by Almighty God and His Word, not by us.

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          • Ezekiel Bathfire
            Pastor for Diversity and Tolerance
            Christ's Rottweiler
             
            • Jan 2008
            • 22880

            #6
            Re: The Light Bringer Cometh

            Originally posted by Harold the Promiscuous View Post
            ...extract from Wikipedia... various babblings ... Lucifer, [...], The Morning Star, Khnum, [...] are but some of my master’s names. He is the harbinger of Truth and I am his Herald.
            You will see, by following the link, that The Morning Star is a British Communist Newspaper. I have long believed it the work of the devil, the last time it told the truth was when it published the death of Stalin and it didn't do that until 3 years after the event...
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            “We must reassert that the essence of Christianity is the love of obedience to God’s Laws and that how that complete obedience is used or implemented does not concern us.”

            Author of such illuminating essays as,
            Map of the Known World; Periodic Table of Elements; The History of Linguistics; The Errors of Wicca; Dolphins and Evolution; The History of Landover (The Apology); Landover and the Civil War; 2000 Racial Slurs.

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            • Herald of Prometheus
              Unsaved trash
              Under Investigation
              • Apr 2008
              • 2

              #7
              Re: The Light Bringer Cometh

              Wrong Answer

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              • Pastor Billy-Reuben
                Senior Pastor
                VP of Evangelical Outreach
                On FIRE for Jesus
                True Christian™
                • Sep 2006
                • 5812

                #8
                Re: The Light Bringer Cometh

                Originally posted by Herald of Prometheus View Post
                Wrong Answer
                How could anyone have given a "wrong answer", when you didn't ask a question? All you did was post something you stole from someplace else, and we patiently explained why it was a bunch of bunk.

                Pastor Billy-Reuben
                Upon request I will cite scripture for all these facts in God's Holy Word.

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                • JennyD
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                  • Dec 2007
                  • 9567

                  #9
                  Re: The Light Bringer Cometh

                  Originally posted by Head of Pornokrates View Post
                  Wrong Answer
                  Wrong Question, little boy.
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                  • Justina Thyme
                    Exposing DEMONS for Jesus
                    True Christian™
                    • Dec 2007
                    • 1718

                    #10
                    Re: The Light Bringer Cometh

                    In the Eighteenth Dynasty of pharonic Egyptian history, one of Queen Hatshepsut's many titles was "Khnum-Amun," which means "Embraced by" or "Beloved of" Amun. Why, then, do you have the word Khnum as an appellation belonging to Lucifer?

                    You have gone too far, DEMON. Get out while you still can.
                    Mark 16:17 And these attesting signs will accompany those who believe: in My Name they will drive out demons.

                    1 Kings 21:14 Then they sent to Jezebel, saying, Naboth is stoned . . .

                    A SPIRITUAL WARFARE PRAYER:
                    Father, In Jesus' Name, I take the Blood of Jesus and break the power of all witches, warlocks, wizards, satanists, sorcerers, wiccans, pagans, and any other source, and all of their rituals off of us. With the Blood of Jesus, I erase all evil lines drawn on our liver. . .

                    LANDOVER BAPTIST DEMON HUNTING PERMIT #00666-27

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                    • Herr_Doktor Phd.
                      True Christian™
                      True Christian™
                      • Mar 2008
                      • 493

                      #11
                      Re: The Light Bringer Cometh

                      What a dapper fellow you are. Care for a spot of tea?
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                      Exodus 22:18
                      says, "Suffer not a witch to live." Deuteronomy 18:10 says, "There shall not be found among you any one that maketh his son or his daughter to pass through the fire, or that useth divination, or an observer of times, or an enchanter, or a witch."

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