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Hello my name is Dave! I've been a devout Christian and a proud Republican American. I am glad I found this forum it has some good opinions but sometimes I can't tell if you're just being silly.
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You will find that everything on this forum is biblically correct.Originally posted by Brother_Dave View PostLeviticus 13:40 And the man whose hair is fallen off his head, he is bald; yet is he clean. -
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Jesus made a jokes, why not us Christians?Originally posted by Brother_Dave View Post
Anyway; welcome; what is you favorite Bible verse, what is you church, and how much do you think Mitt Romney will win by next November?
Time to reclaim our FREEDOM from the “Mullah in Chief” and his growing activist voter hoards of socialists, communists, anti-Semites, anti-Christians, atheists, radical gays and lesbians, feminists, illegal immigrants, Muslims, anti-Anglo whites and others.
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Welcome Dave.
We have found letting a little humor in makes being a follower of God less imposing. God wants us to have happy lives, laughing is part of it. For example, I laugh at the misery of sinners all the time. These down trodden heathens are getting their 'just desserts' now and have a world of hurt waiting for them once the die and God boots theirs sorry butts to Hell.
Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.Comment
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My favorite verse is definitely Philippians 4:6, 7 it's helped me through hard times in my life and I pray it will help others as wellOriginally posted by Bobby-Joe View Post
. I go to a church called Church of The Redeemer (non-denominal). I don't see "Obeezy" even coming close to winning in this country and if he does I'd gladly move to Canada (Eh?)
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Welcome to God's favorite forum, where we are NOT "non-denominational" false Christians.
If you'd like to find out more about Landover Baptist Church, please read THIS thread created especially for new posters.
If you have a question, use the "search" function before posting it. Most likely it is being discussed somewhere on this Godly forum. Please don't waste God's precious bandwidth.
You will keep a respectful tongue in your head whenever addressing your betters, which includes all True Christians™. Failure to do so, or any attempt at inciting debate or mockery of God's Divine Plan, can and will result in the suspension of your posting privileges.
Your rights on this forum are listed HERE. If you feel that any of these rights have been violated, please don't hesitate to contact a Pastor at once.
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Canada? They're even more commie than the USSR in its heyday. I doubt even Obama can push his radical left agenda fast enough to ruin our country as bad as Canada is right nowOriginally posted by Brother_Dave View Post
! Stick around buddy, there may be some interesting times in Hussain's (brief) 2nd term... even if he manages to fake all those Acorn votes again.
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In America we have a socialist in the White House. In Canada they are everywhere.Originally posted by Little Donkey View PostCanada? They're even more commie than the USSR in its heyday. I doubt even Obama can push his radical left agenda fast enough to ruin our country as bad as Canada is right now! Stick around buddy, there may be some interesting times in Hussain's (brief) 2nd term... even if he manages to fake all those Acorn votes again.
Leviticus 13:40 And the man whose hair is fallen off his head, he is bald; yet is he clean.Comment
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