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  • HermanoAlexander
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    Under Investigation
    • Apr 2008
    • 14

    #1

    The truth, the light and the way....AMEN!

    Joyfully I say "praise be to our Lord!" for he has guided me into enlightenment through His words. I come to this forum after much searching. I have wandered from forum to forum, searching for the True Abode of his children and I believe in my heart I have found it.

    I am so overjoyed at this moment, if you could only see!

    Many of you know how difficult it is to find true Christians on the internet. They are all FALSE! The know not what our Lord wants of us. They simply forgive and forget.....how sad. In this day and age the true followers of Christ must stick together for there are so many FAKE Christians all over.

    I shall tell you about myself: I am happily married to a God fearing Christian woman. She lives for me and I toil for her. Truly a marriage made in Heaven! I could write pages about her, may God bless her.

    I am employed by a Television network in the city of Los Angeles, alas, the Angels have left this city many moons ago.

    But I must fight on. For Him. It is all for Him.

    I hope to find many brothers and sisters to partake in Holy Fellowship with.

    Thank you for reading, God bless.

    --Alex
    "Wash you, make you clean; put away the evil of your doings from before mine eyes; cease to do evil"
    Isaiah 1:16
  • Herr_Doktor Phd.
    True Christian™
    True Christian™
    • Mar 2008
    • 493

    #2
    Re: The truth, the light and the way....AMEN!

    Greeting

    I like your quote from Isaiah 1:16 "Wash you, make you clean; put away the evil of your doings from before mine eyes; cease to do evil."

    I must remember to use it when converting evil doers.
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    Exodus 22:18
    says, "Suffer not a witch to live." Deuteronomy 18:10 says, "There shall not be found among you any one that maketh his son or his daughter to pass through the fire, or that useth divination, or an observer of times, or an enchanter, or a witch."

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    • Pastor Ezekiel
      Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
       
      • Sep 2006
      • 78556

      #3
      Re: The truth, the light and the way....AMEN!

      Welcome to God's favorite forum. Who are those porch monkeys in your avatar?
      Who Will Jesus Damn?

      Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

      Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

      Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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      • Wide-Open
        Director of European Evangelical Outreach
        A Shining Example of Christ's Love
        Quite possibly the only decent, heterosexual human being in the whole of Europe
        True Christian™
        • Nov 2007
        • 18449

        #4
        Re: The truth, the light and the way....AMEN!

        Friends, I think we should stay vigilant. Hermano... Hermandad... this person might be an undercover policeman brought here by the Martin brothers.

        This person also claims sugar is a Satanic ingredient, which would be rather bad news for our Happy Pie day and the Landover Men's Fellowship Breakfast & Bible Study meets.

        Nothing personal Hermano, but we have been under constant attack lately, so we are currently operating under maximum paranoia security - LBC Terror Alert Level(TM) 11.
        Psalm 81:10:
        I am the LORD thy God, which brought thee out of the land of Egypt:
        open thy mouth wide, and I will fill it.

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        • Ezekiel Bathfire
          Pastor for Diversity and Tolerance
          Christ's Rottweiler
           
          • Jan 2008
          • 22916

          #5
          Re: The truth, the light and the way....AMEN!

          Originally posted by HermanoAlexander View Post
          [...]searching for the True Abode of his children and I believe in my heart I have found it.
          Are you a narcoleptic papist Messicant?

          [...]the Angels have left this city many moons ago.
          or some sort of drunk, gambling, animist red-injun?
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          “We must reassert that the essence of Christianity is the love of obedience to God’s Laws and that how that complete obedience is used or implemented does not concern us.”

          Author of such illuminating essays as,
          Map of the Known World; Periodic Table of Elements; The History of Linguistics; The Errors of Wicca; Dolphins and Evolution; The History of Landover (The Apology); Landover and the Civil War; 2000 Racial Slurs.

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          • Roberta
            Anti La Leche League Organizer
            True Christian™
            • Jan 2008
            • 1817

            #6
            Re: The truth, the light and the way....AMEN!

            Dear Alex,

            Are you for real or just here to make fun of us? "Hermano"? Is that like "Sup, hermano--gimme cinco"?

            Seriously, living in LA and working in a joo controlled industry like TV your testimony is difficult for me to accept. What church do you attend?
            Come climb my mountains.

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            • HermanoAlexander
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              Under Investigation
              • Apr 2008
              • 14

              #7
              Re: The truth, the light and the way....AMEN!

              Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
              Welcome to God's favorite forum. Who are those porch monkeys in your avatar?
              The one in the center is my wife of five years. While she may look like a nigra, she is redeemed by being part white,on her mothers side. When she births my child, the infant will be blessed by having half of my white Christian DNA.

              The child on the right of the photo is the daughter of my wifes nigra brother, who like most nigra males, has abandoned her to pursue a life of fornication and reefer smoking.
              "Wash you, make you clean; put away the evil of your doings from before mine eyes; cease to do evil"
              Isaiah 1:16

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              • HermanoAlexander
                Unsaved trash
                Under Investigation
                • Apr 2008
                • 14

                #8
                Re: The truth, the light and the way....AMEN!

                Originally posted by Wide-Open View Post
                Friends, I think we should stay vigilant. Hermano... Hermandad... this person might be an undercover policeman brought here by the Martin brothers.

                This person also claims sugar is a Satanic ingredient, which would be rather bad news for our Happy Pie day and the Landover Men's Fellowship Breakfast & Bible Study meets.

                Nothing personal Hermano, but we have been under constant attack lately, so we are currently operating under maximum paranoia security - LBC Terror Alert Level™ 11.

                I represent no one except myself. I am not here to attack anyone.

                Sugar is a Satanic substance! Read my other thread as I have updated it with Biblical references.
                "Wash you, make you clean; put away the evil of your doings from before mine eyes; cease to do evil"
                Isaiah 1:16

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                • HermanoAlexander
                  Unsaved trash
                  Under Investigation
                  • Apr 2008
                  • 14

                  #9
                  Re: The truth, the light and the way....AMEN!

                  Originally posted by Roberta View Post
                  Dear Alex,

                  Are you for real or just here to make fun of us? "Hermano"? Is that like "Sup, hermano--gimme cinco"?

                  Seriously, living in LA and working in a joo controlled industry like TV your testimony is difficult for me to accept. What church do you attend?
                  Sister, "Hermano" means brother. Thus you can refer to me as "Brother Alexander" if you like.

                  I commonly worship at "Iglesia Bautista del Renacimiento" which translates into "Babtist Church of the Ressurrection" We are a small congregation of Spanish speakers, although as you can see from my avatar, I am white.
                  "Wash you, make you clean; put away the evil of your doings from before mine eyes; cease to do evil"
                  Isaiah 1:16

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