[Didymus Much]

Re: Introductory Thread

> Implying that being a hermaphrodite is the same as being a homosexual.

According to the Bible, both get you an eternity in Hell.

James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."

[Wishindo]

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Attempting to force the homersexural lifestyle on GOD's favorite forum

> Implying that being a hermaphrodite is the same as being a homosexual.

[Deaner]

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Dear Sasushi;

Your entire replies have a ring of "I am totally neutral, please don't argue with me because I am scared shitless being on this forum, please get me off this board and back to my video games so I can resume masturbating to the female forest elves in mini skirts."

This is just a big show for your friends so you can prove you are not a coward when everything you have said has nothing of substance or meaning.

What do you think of the US lighting up your ancestors in the 1940's with the biggest bomb ever made. Shit, that was funny watching you chinks running away as you glowed and burned in the dark. Stupid gooks, don't you realize that just made you shining lights for our US soldiers to shoot you as you ran?

Stupid nine-iron.

[Redeemed Papist]

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About that, what does that have to do with Jesus?

Are you serious? What greater avowal of faith is there than to take God's word for it about geometry? Jesus commands us to love God more than anything.

[Cranky Old Man]

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About that, what does that have to do with Jesus?

It's in the Bible, so it has everything to do with Jesus!

[Wishindo]

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http://www.landoverbaptist.net/signaturepics/sigpic36109_3.gif

About that, what does that have to do with Jesus?

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

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Oh stop pouting!

The only thing that matters about any politician is if he believes in Jesus. Can there be anything more important?

Yes. If he obeys Jesus!

As for Wishbone's question: If a PETArd got elected President, it would not be a problem; it would be a symptom of how far this country would have strayed from God's guiding hand. I would weep bitterly, mourning the death of America, and then set forth with my Brothers and Sisters in Christ to preach the Good News, hoping for a Great Awakening.

[Redeemed Papist]

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Right, I'll just sit behind the monitor and see how much derailing happens...

Oh stop pouting!

The only thing that matters about any politician is if he believes in Jesus. Can there be anything more important?

[Didymus Much]

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Right, I'll just sit behind the monitor and see how much derailing happens...

That won't do any good. You have to sit in FRONT of the monitor to see what's on the screen.

[Wishindo]

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Son, I think you're confusing us with forums who might care about these stupid and irrelevant questions. I mean, really, what does this have to do with the Saving Work of Christ Jesus?

Do they believe in Jesus? Have they got justification for their beliefs in scripture?

Right, I'll just sit behind the monitor and see how much derailing happens...

[Redeemed Papist]

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I can't tell if other Atheists, Non-Christians, etc. here are derailing the thread to try and protect me from the Christians here,
Or just to piss the Christians here off,
or just to derail the thread...

Also, theoretically if an insane animal's rights activist (the protest outside your house screaming "Don't eat meat! It's unnatural!" kind) were to somehow become president of the US, would you...

A) Submit to them
Kill them
C) Start a civil war over it
D) Boot 'em out of office

And what if the were (please excuse me here) republican?

Do they believe in Jesus? Have they got justification for their beliefs in scripture?

[Mary Etheldreda]

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Also, theoretically if an insane animal's rights activist (the protest outside your house screaming "Don't eat meat! It's unnatural!" kind) were to somehow become president of the US, would you...

A) Submit to them
Kill them
C) Start a civil war over it
D) Boot 'em out of office

And what if the were (please excuse me here) republican?

Son, I think you're confusing us with forums who might care about these stupid and irrelevant questions. I mean, really, what does this have to do with the Saving Work of Christ Jesus?

[Wishindo]

Re: Introductory Thread

I can't tell if other Atheists, Non-Christians, etc. here are derailing the thread to try and protect me from the Christians here,
Or just to piss the Christians here off,
or just to derail the thread...

Also, theoretically if an insane animal's rights activist (the protest outside your house screaming "Don't eat meat! It's unnatural!" kind) were to somehow become president of the US, would you...

A) Submit to them
Kill them
C) Start a civil war over it
D) Boot 'em out of office

And what if the were (please excuse me here) republican?

[Mary Etheldreda]

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Dear Sister in Christ, your patience is admirable! But you do realize you're making a certain assumption here . . .

Oh Reverend, I know! I cannot help it, I fear I am just too sentimental a girl. My heart aches for those who suffer for not knowing my Savior. My heart aches especially for those children of atheist and homosexual adults, and those trapped in public schools where the hell-bound lifestyle is glamorized to such an overwhelming extent that the children are quite literally brainwashed into thinking their version of reality is actually true and in conformity with how we know the world works!

[Dasfer]

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Was there something about my comment, "Make an introduction of your very own" that didn't make sense to you?

What you do is this. At the top of this page, locate the link that says, "The introduction forum." Then find the link that says "New Thread" and click on it. THEN tell us about yourself.

The ability to follow simple instructions goes a long way to showing people one is not a complete idiot.

I mean no harm, I am sorry I am new to this and my brains are few.