Introductory Thread

[Dr Laurence Niles]

Re: Introductory Thread

So I heard I was to do an introductory thread, so here it is.



For the first part, I will take you literally, as apposed to your intended meaning. I am usually neutral, meaning you flame me, I flame you. I will be probably making a thread about an infamous math problem; 48/2(3+9). And also one about Counter-Strike (if there's not already one). I am an atheist, but i have some ties with "God". (I was baptized.). I will not start a faith-based flame war, but will retaliate. i am asexual. (not sexually attracted to any gender (that also means I'm not gay)) And so let the flames... [B]BEGIN!!![B]

Typical Dungeons and Dragons player.

YIC

[Faith_Machine]

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Hi there Wishindo! Why do you expect us to "flame" you? Why would we want to do such a thing? I assure you, friend, our only desire is to help you.

[Cranky Old Man]

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Name? I wish to remain anonymous.

You can not hide from God!

Proverbs 15:3 "The eyes of the LORD are in every place, beholding the evil and the good."

Acts 1:24 "And they prayed, and said, Thou, Lord, which knowest the hearts of all men, shew whether of these two thou hast chosen"

[Mary Etheldreda]

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Oh no! An atheist net warrior. We've never learned to shun and ignore them. Whatever shall we do?

Maybe if we're very quiet, it will go away.

[Redeemed Papist]

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Oh no! An atheist net warrior. We've never learned to shun and ignore them. Whatever shall we do?

[Wishindo]

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Not a debate forum? it seems like it. Someone should make a forum (or sub-forum) for debating, so as to re-route debating there, thus clearing up other forums. (or sub-forums) I'm calm and reasonable, which 'Pastor Billy-Reuben' seems to prefer.

Church i was raised in? I honestly don't remember... Name? I wish to remain anonymous. Age: 26 Why I'm here? Many reasons, one of them being inform on things such as ASCII emoticons, another being to put my two cents in on Satin's Entertainment.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Introductory Thread

So I heard I was to do an introductory thread, so here it is.



For the first part, I will take you literally, as apposed to your intended meaning. I am usually neutral, meaning you flame me, I flame you. I will be probably making a thread about an infamous math problem; 48/2(3+9). And also one about Counter-Strike (if there's not already one). I am an atheist, but i have some ties with "God". (I was baptized.). I will not start a faith-based flame war, but will retaliate. i am asexual. (not sexually attracted to any gender (that also means I'm not gay)) And so let the flames... [B]BEGIN!!![B]

First of all, this is NOT a debate forum. We're right and you're wrong, according to Jesus and the Holy Word of God. Please read THIS thread before making an even bigger fool of yourself.

Secondly, while the internets might seem to be "free" to you, this particular corner of the internets is a privately owned Christian forum. The rights you have on this forum are listed HERE. Please contact a Pastor immediately if you feel that any of your rights have been violated.

Finally, your unsaved opinions or tantrums are not even slightly of interest to us. We follow the Holy Word of God TO THE LETTER, and make no apologies for that. One of the most important commandments in the Bible tells us to avoid unsaved scum such as yourself. You wandered in here uninvited, and unwelcome .


Now then. What church were you raised in? What is your name? How old are you? Why are you here?

Start with that.

[Wishindo]

So I heard I was to do an introductory thread, so here it is.

Tell us about yourself, your church, and how you came to find Jesus.

For the first part, I will take you literally, as apposed to your intended meaning. I am usually neutral, meaning you flame me, I flame you. I will be probably making a thread about an infamous math problem; 48/2(3+9). And also one about Counter-Strike (if there's not already one). I am an atheist, but i have some ties with "God". (I was baptized.). I will not start a faith-based flame war, but will retaliate. i am asexual. (not sexually attracted to any gender (that also means I'm not gay)) And so let the flames... [B]BEGIN!!![B]