[Dasfer]

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Thank you so much! now I have to find a way to get to Salem Baptist Church.
I fear google would take me to porn related links. the internet can be very scary. I have a found a new place where I can feel safe.
Thank you and praise Jesus

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

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The ability to follow simple instructions goes a long way to showing people one is not a complete idiot.

Dear Sister in Christ, your patience is admirable! But you do realize you're making a certain assumption here . . .

[Mary Etheldreda]

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There are nothing but evil catholic churches around my area. I don't have a car so my transportation is limited. Public transportation are filled with nasty and disgusting prostitutes. I feel like I am trapped in this city. My favorite verse is Matthew 6:33 "But seek ye first the kingdom of God, and his righteousness; and all these things shall be added unto you."
I found this bible in the alley of my block and had only 10 pages. The first page I was was this text.

I am Daniel Redwing. I live in Chicago and I want to leave all the sinners in my area as soon as possible and I want to be free from sin. Help

Was there something about my comment, "Make an introduction of your very own" that didn't make sense to you?

What you do is this. At the top of this page, locate the link that says, "The introduction forum." Then find the link that says "New Thread" and click on it. THEN tell us about yourself.

The ability to follow simple instructions goes a long way to showing people one is not a complete idiot.

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

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There are nothing but evil catholic churches around my area.

https://www.google.com/search?source=ig&hl=en&rlz=1G1GGLQ_ENUS294&q=baptist+church+chicago&oq=baptist+church+chicago&gs_l=igoogle.3..0l3j0i30j0i5l6.1467.7106.0.7324.28.18.3.7.7.0.74.698.18.18.0...0.0...1ac.1.hpNYbZUS_WQ

Care to try again, Daniel?

[Dasfer]

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There are nothing but evil catholic churches around my area. I don't have a car so my transportation is limited. Public transportation are filled with nasty and disgusting prostitutes. I feel like I am trapped in this city. My favorite verse is Matthew 6:33 "But seek ye first the kingdom of God, and his righteousness; and all these things shall be added unto you."
I found this bible in the alley of my block and had only 10 pages. The first page I was was this text.

I am Daniel Redwing. I live in Chicago and I want to leave all the sinners in my area as soon as possible and I want to be free from sin. Help

[Mary Etheldreda]

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I need help! I am burning in my sins and I want to change to way of Jesus!
My picture represents how I feel nowadays!

Excellent! Make an introduction of your very own. Please tell us all about you and don't forget to include what church you attend, your very favorite Bible verse, and how you came to know the warm embrace of Sweet Jesus!

[Dasfer]

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I need help! I am burning in my sins and I want to change to way of Jesus!
My picture represents how I feel nowadays!

[Redeemed Papist]

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48/2(3+9)=288, please explain how you got two.

Why did I get infracted for being aggressive and unreasonable?



And I suppose you're a herm, right?

Excellent! You fell into my cunning trap. So what is it about the perfect example of Jesus that keeps me and you coming back here? Personally I always love the time he went back home and took the time to make himself a whip out of knotted rope before launching a vicious attack on the moneylenders at the temple. Jesus didn't namby pamby about.

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

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48/2(3+9)=288, please explain how you got two.

Brother F-M's link to knowyourmemes.com explains how one would get two.

Why did I get infracted for being aggressive and unreasonable?

Aggressive and unreasonable? That's a good question. I would have gone with "boring and witless".

[Wishindo]

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48/2(3+9)=288, please explain how you got two.

Why did I get infracted for being aggressive and unreasonable?

I suppose you wear satin panties with lace trim, right?

And I suppose you're a herm, right?

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

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Not a debate forum? it seems like it. Someone should make a forum (or sub-forum) for debating, so as to re-route debating there, thus clearing up other forums. (or sub-forums) I'm calm and reasonable, which 'Pastor Billy-Reuben' seems to prefer.

Or maybe you should start your own forum and pay for it yourself, where you and your little buddies can discuss whatever you like.

Church i was raised in? I honestly don't remember... Name? I wish to remain anonymous. Age: 26 Why I'm here? Many reasons, one of them being inform on things such as ASCII emoticons, another being to put my two cents in on Satin's Entertainment.

Great, another effeminate boy obsessed with satin.

I suppose you wear satin panties with lace trim, right?

What's your favorite Bible verse?

[Redeemed Papist]

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Now this kid is going to think you've walked into some kind of trap that he laid for you. His math problem is one of those damned "me me" things the kids are so hot on. If you read the explanation, though, you'll see that the answer he probably had in mind is no more right than the one you gave.

I'll bet he thinks he's illustrating for us some point about things being open to multiple interpretations. He probably wants us to think the Bible is no different from an Internet me me.

I know. I don't care because while he is here flaunting his e-penis he is learning all about Jesus.

[Faith_Machine]

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The answer to the infamous maths problem is 2. So what.

Now this kid is going to think you've walked into some kind of trap that he laid for you. His math problem is one of those damned "me me" things the kids are so hot on. If you read the explanation, though, you'll see that the answer he probably had in mind is no more right than the one you gave.

I'll bet he thinks he's illustrating for us some point about things being open to multiple interpretations. He probably wants us to think the Bible is no different from an Internet me me.

[Redeemed Papist]

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The answer to the infamous maths problem is 2. So what.

[Yea-tho-we-walk]

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Welcome Wishingo, you don't have to pretend to be an atheist to recieve guidance here! Obviously you came here for tips on saving you from an eternity of being sodomised by demons-------- being sodomised for eternity DOES sound unpleasant to you, right??? We see a lot of atheists here that just get tired of all that science stuff and come here for real Biblical answers. If you play your cards right, you will soon be a FORUM MEMBER which carries along with it many perks. At this time you are considered UNSAVED TRASH and for the time being will have to be kept away from young boys for obvious reasons. So, would you like to began with a few hundred pages of Bibles verses?