[Faith_Machine]

Re: Introductory Thread

Er, uh, that is to say, I'm assuming your private parts aren't stinky.

Because I've always known you to uphold the highest standards of cleanliness and Christian Hygeine™.


And I certainly wouldn't have any other knowledge beyond that.

[Faith_Machine]

Re: Introductory Thread

Why don't you have a whiff of my stinky balls?

Deaner, what a thing to say! Your private parts aren't stinky!

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: Introductory Thread

Why do you care?

You made an ignorant assertion. Now you claim you knew the correct facts, which contradict your assertion.

So, are you a liar, or just a tard?

[Deaner]

Re: Introductory Thread

Why do you care?

Why don't you have a whiff of my stinky balls?

[Wishindo]

Re: Introductory Thread

Then why did you just assert it was written in Hebrew?

Why do you care?

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: Introductory Thread

Yes. Yes I did.

Then why did you just assert it was written in Hebrew?

[Wishindo]

Re: Introductory Thread

1) Did you know that the majority of the Old Testament was written in Hebrew, parts were in Aramaic, and the New Testament was written in Koine Greek?

Yes. Yes I did.

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: Introductory Thread

What? Quote some evidence



1) Did you know that the bible was originally written in hebrew?

1) Did you know that the majority of the Old Testament was written in Hebrew, parts were in Aramaic, and the New Testament was written in Koine Greek?

Educate yourself before you try to educate others, ignoramus.

[Wishindo]

Re: Introductory Thread

Yet you insist on telling others that they're doing it wrong.

What? Quote some evidence

Dear Godmocking Maggot;

Thank you for taking the time out of your busy schedule of worshiping satan and sodomizing young children in public restrooms to post this hateful message. The Holy Bible tells us that we are actually Blessed by your persecution! Thanks for proving that we're right. Enjoy hell. I know that Jesus and I can't wait to watch you burn in hell for all eternity. Oh, how we'll laugh at you as you scream in agony! Shout Glory!!

YIC,

--Pastor Ezekiel

1) Did you know that the bible was originally written in hebrew?
2) Hell == empty threat to atheists.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Introductory Thread

I don't know about Wishbone, Rev. A. Dimer, but i worship no god, so no Jebuz for me.

Dear Godmocking Maggot;

Thank you for taking the time out of your busy schedule of worshiping satan and sodomizing young children in public restrooms to post this hateful message. The Holy Bible tells us that we are actually Blessed by your persecution! Thanks for proving that we're right.

Matthew 5:10 Blessed are they which are persecuted for righteousness' sake: for theirs is the kingdom of heaven.
5:11 Blessed are ye, when men shall revile you, and persecute you, and shall say all manner of evil against you falsely, for my sake.
5:12 Rejoice, and be exceeding glad: for great is your reward in heaven: for so persecuted they the prophets which were before you.

Enjoy hell. I know that Jesus and I can't wait to watch you burn in hell for all eternity. Oh, how we'll laugh at you as you scream in agony! Shout Glory!!

YIC,

--Pastor Ezekiel

[Didymus Much]

Re: Introductory Thread

I don't know about Wishbone, Rev. A. Dimer, but i worship no god, so no Jebuz for me.

Yet you insist on telling others that they're doing it wrong.

[Wishindo]

Re: Introductory Thread

We True Christians™ (and educated atheists like you) know that Wishbone is presently committing the sin of idolatry, by making up his own god and worshiping it instead of Yahweh. But if he avoids reading the Bible, he can live his brief life in a delusion.

Sadly, that delusion won't save him from God's Lake of Fire.

I don't know about Wishbone, Rev. A. Dimer, but i worship no god, so no Jebuz for me.

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: Introductory Thread

Whatever. Stop ducking the question:

Didy, I know that you, as an atheist, hate God so much you pretend you don't believe He exists.

But people like Wishbone here, they believe that "something" exists. It's something that is more powerful than them, but which also agrees with them on everything. Sort of a father figure, I guess, but one that loves everybody and grants wishes.

Reading the Bible would destroy that image. Wishbone would have to learn all of God's 613 Commandments (yeah, not just ten), and he'd have to obey them all, or go to Hell. He'd have to learn that God doesn't love everybody, only those who obey Him. And he'd have to learn that almost all humans will spend eternity being burned alive in God's Lake of Fire for failing to obey God's Commands, even if they had never heard of God.

We True Christians™ (and educated atheists like you) know that Wishbone is presently committing the sin of idolatry, by making up his own god and worshiping it instead of Yahweh. But if he avoids reading the Bible, he can live his brief life in a delusion.

Sadly, that delusion won't save him from God's Lake of Fire.

[Didymus Much]

Re: Introductory Thread

...Besides, it's Wikipedia. Anyone can edit it.

Whatever. Stop ducking the question:

...Wouldn't operating from a position of knowledge of the contents of the Bible be better than your present ignorance?...

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: Introductory Thread

Didn't anyone tell you that hell is an empty threat to non-hell-believers?

If you're an atheist, why are you on a Christian church's discussion forum?

Don't avoid the question.

I didn't. You asked what would happen to those who didn't obey me. Nobody will be compelled to obey me. They will have to obey Biblical Law, and all Biblical punishments will be enforced by the Federal government.

I've always liked Scotland better than U.S.

Don't let the door hit you on the way out.

Besides, it's Wikipedia. Anyone can edit it.

Exactly. Didymus probably went and edited out the Seven Warlocks.