[Wishindo]

Re: Introductory Thread

Start at Genesis 1 and read straight through to Revelation 22. Then, and only then, will you know what the Bible says.

"Ain't nobody got time for that" -Sweet Brown

I think you mean "repealed".

Thank you for correcting me.

And we would be thrilled! We could finally get to the Great Purification!

And what if someone disobeyed you?

As for True Christian™, who are you to say what can or cannot have a [unregistered] trademark?

It's a personal opinion.

[Didymus Much]

Re: Introductory Thread

"Ain't nobody got time for that" -Sweet Brown...

If you read two books of the Bible (about an hour) a day, you'll be done in a month. Wouldn't operating from a position of knowledge of the contents of the Bible be better than your present ignorance?

Take notes.

[Wishindo]

Re: Introductory Thread

If you read two books of the Bible (about an hour) a day, you'll be done in a month. Wouldn't operating from a position of knowledge of the contents of the Bible be better than your present ignorance?

Take notes.

have you ever read a science textbook?

[Didymus Much]

Re: Introductory Thread

have you ever read a science textbook?

Got me one of these about 15 years ago, thanks.

[Son blaze]

Re: Introductory Thread

helo i wish to learn more about god

[Zechariah Smyth]

Re: Introductory Thread

helo i wish to learn more about god

Start here:



And end here:



Come back when you're done.

Yours in Christ,

Z. Smyth

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: Introductory Thread

"Ain't nobody got time for that" -Sweet Brown

If you don't have time for God, why do you think He should have any time for you? Enjoy Hell.

And what if someone disobeyed you?

Disobeyed ME? I'm not in charge. It's God's Law.

The Constitution will be replaced with Biblical Law, including Biblical punishments. Rapists will be required to marry their victims and pay off the girls' fathers. Sodomites, apostates, adulterers like Newt Gingrich, and many other criminals will be stoned to death. Etc.

Of course, as proposed in the Great Purification thread, all the non-believers and sinners would have the opportunity to leave before full Biblical Law was in place.

It's a personal opinion.

Then frame it as one. "I don't think you should be able to get a trademark on that phrase" is very different from saying "You cannot get a trademark on that phrase".

have you ever read a science textbook?

Didymus claims his science education isn't why he's a God-mocking atheist. But was he a God-mocking atheist before he started studying science? I bet not.

Got me one of these about 15 years ago, thanks.

Hmmm . . .

The Iron Ring is made from either wrought iron or stainless steel.[2] The rings are given in secret ceremonies held at individual universities, each assigned one of 26 camps of the Corporation of the Seven Warlocks.

Satanic ceremonies! WITCH!

[Wishindo]

Re: Introductory Thread

If you don't have time for God, why do you think He should have any time for you? Enjoy Hell.

Didn't anyone tell you that hell is an empty threat to non-hell-believers?

Disobeyed ME? I'm not in charge. It's God's Law.

Don't avoid the question.

Of course, as proposed in the Great Purification thread, all the non-believers and sinners would have the opportunity to leave before full Biblical Law was in place.

I've always liked Scotland better than U.S.

Then frame it as one. "I don't think you should be able to get a trademark on that phrase" is very different from saying "You cannot get a trademark on that phrase".

I admit error.

Hmmm . . .

Satanic ceremonies! WITCH!

Whilst the actual article reads

The Iron Ring is made from either wrought iron or stainless steel.[2] The rings are given in ceremonies held at individual universities, each assigned one of 26 camps of the Corporation of the Seven Wardens.

Besides, it's Wikipedia. Anyone can edit it.

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: Introductory Thread

Didn't anyone tell you that hell is an empty threat to non-hell-believers?

If you're an atheist, why are you on a Christian church's discussion forum?

Don't avoid the question.

I didn't. You asked what would happen to those who didn't obey me. Nobody will be compelled to obey me. They will have to obey Biblical Law, and all Biblical punishments will be enforced by the Federal government.

I've always liked Scotland better than U.S.

Don't let the door hit you on the way out.

Besides, it's Wikipedia. Anyone can edit it.

Exactly. Didymus probably went and edited out the Seven Warlocks.

[Didymus Much]

Re: Introductory Thread

...Besides, it's Wikipedia. Anyone can edit it.

Whatever. Stop ducking the question:

...Wouldn't operating from a position of knowledge of the contents of the Bible be better than your present ignorance?...

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: Introductory Thread

Whatever. Stop ducking the question:

Didy, I know that you, as an atheist, hate God so much you pretend you don't believe He exists.

But people like Wishbone here, they believe that "something" exists. It's something that is more powerful than them, but which also agrees with them on everything. Sort of a father figure, I guess, but one that loves everybody and grants wishes.

Reading the Bible would destroy that image. Wishbone would have to learn all of God's 613 Commandments (yeah, not just ten), and he'd have to obey them all, or go to Hell. He'd have to learn that God doesn't love everybody, only those who obey Him. And he'd have to learn that almost all humans will spend eternity being burned alive in God's Lake of Fire for failing to obey God's Commands, even if they had never heard of God.

We True Christians™ (and educated atheists like you) know that Wishbone is presently committing the sin of idolatry, by making up his own god and worshiping it instead of Yahweh. But if he avoids reading the Bible, he can live his brief life in a delusion.

Sadly, that delusion won't save him from God's Lake of Fire.

[Wishindo]

Re: Introductory Thread

We True Christians™ (and educated atheists like you) know that Wishbone is presently committing the sin of idolatry, by making up his own god and worshiping it instead of Yahweh. But if he avoids reading the Bible, he can live his brief life in a delusion.

Sadly, that delusion won't save him from God's Lake of Fire.

I don't know about Wishbone, Rev. A. Dimer, but i worship no god, so no Jebuz for me.

[Didymus Much]

Re: Introductory Thread

I don't know about Wishbone, Rev. A. Dimer, but i worship no god, so no Jebuz for me.

Yet you insist on telling others that they're doing it wrong.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Introductory Thread

I don't know about Wishbone, Rev. A. Dimer, but i worship no god, so no Jebuz for me.

Dear Godmocking Maggot;

Thank you for taking the time out of your busy schedule of worshiping satan and sodomizing young children in public restrooms to post this hateful message. The Holy Bible tells us that we are actually Blessed by your persecution! Thanks for proving that we're right.

Matthew 5:10 Blessed are they which are persecuted for righteousness' sake: for theirs is the kingdom of heaven.
5:11 Blessed are ye, when men shall revile you, and persecute you, and shall say all manner of evil against you falsely, for my sake.
5:12 Rejoice, and be exceeding glad: for great is your reward in heaven: for so persecuted they the prophets which were before you.

Enjoy hell. I know that Jesus and I can't wait to watch you burn in hell for all eternity. Oh, how we'll laugh at you as you scream in agony! Shout Glory!!

YIC,

--Pastor Ezekiel

[Wishindo]

Re: Introductory Thread

Yet you insist on telling others that they're doing it wrong.

What? Quote some evidence

Dear Godmocking Maggot;

Thank you for taking the time out of your busy schedule of worshiping satan and sodomizing young children in public restrooms to post this hateful message. The Holy Bible tells us that we are actually Blessed by your persecution! Thanks for proving that we're right. Enjoy hell. I know that Jesus and I can't wait to watch you burn in hell for all eternity. Oh, how we'll laugh at you as you scream in agony! Shout Glory!!

YIC,

--Pastor Ezekiel

1) Did you know that the bible was originally written in hebrew?
2) Hell == empty threat to atheists.