[Redeemed Papist]

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Right, I'll just sit behind the monitor and see how much derailing happens...

Oh stop pouting!

The only thing that matters about any politician is if he believes in Jesus. Can there be anything more important?

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

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Oh stop pouting!

The only thing that matters about any politician is if he believes in Jesus. Can there be anything more important?

Yes. If he obeys Jesus!

As for Wishbone's question: If a PETArd got elected President, it would not be a problem; it would be a symptom of how far this country would have strayed from God's guiding hand. I would weep bitterly, mourning the death of America, and then set forth with my Brothers and Sisters in Christ to preach the Good News, hoping for a Great Awakening.

[Wishindo]

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About that, what does that have to do with Jesus?

[Cranky Old Man]

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About that, what does that have to do with Jesus?

It's in the Bible, so it has everything to do with Jesus!

[Redeemed Papist]

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About that, what does that have to do with Jesus?

Are you serious? What greater avowal of faith is there than to take God's word for it about geometry? Jesus commands us to love God more than anything.

[Deaner]

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Dear Sasushi;

Your entire replies have a ring of "I am totally neutral, please don't argue with me because I am scared shitless being on this forum, please get me off this board and back to my video games so I can resume masturbating to the female forest elves in mini skirts."

This is just a big show for your friends so you can prove you are not a coward when everything you have said has nothing of substance or meaning.

What do you think of the US lighting up your ancestors in the 1940's with the biggest bomb ever made. Shit, that was funny watching you chinks running away as you glowed and burned in the dark. Stupid gooks, don't you realize that just made you shining lights for our US soldiers to shoot you as you ran?

Stupid nine-iron.

[Wishindo]

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Attempting to force the homersexural lifestyle on GOD's favorite forum

> Implying that being a hermaphrodite is the same as being a homosexual.

[Didymus Much]

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> Implying that being a hermaphrodite is the same as being a homosexual.

According to the Bible, both get you an eternity in Hell.

James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."

[Wishindo]

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whining like a fag over a just infraction

Attempting to force the homersexural lifestyle on GOD's favorite forum

Please, tell me how...
1) Having both a penis and a vulva == Being gay
2) 48/2(3+9)=2 (it equals 288)
3) How I was forcing the gay life.

[Didymus Much]

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Please, tell me how...
1) Having both a penis and a vulva == Being gay
2) 48/2(3+9)=2 (it equals 288)
3) How I was forcing the gay life.

Have you read the Bible yet? All the answers you seek about True Christianity(tm) are in there.

[Wishindo]

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According to the Bible, both get you an eternity in Hell.

James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."

1) scripture of being a herm is illegal or it didn't happen.
2) > Implying God hates the (roughly) 0.0415% of all his children unlucky enough to be born with this, for a lack of a better word, condition.

[Redeemed Papist]

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1) scripture of being a herm is illegal or it didn't happen.
2) > Implying God hates the (roughly) 0.0415% of all his children unlucky enough to be born with this, for a lack of a better word, condition.

Why would God make someone a ridiculous circus freak if He didn't hate them for something?

[Mary Etheldreda]

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Please, tell me how...
1) Having both a penis and a vulva == Being gay

Oh my word, you just came off the short bus, didn't you?

A gal attracted to a gal is gay.
A guy attracted to a guy is gay.
A freak with both genitalia is going to be attracted to either gals (making the gal side of her gay) or guys (making the guy side of her gay).

2) 48/2(3+9)=2 (it equals 288)

48 / 2 (2+9)
48 / 2 (12)
48 / 24
2

3) How I was forcing the gay life.

Relentless advertising and badgering until people agree with you.

[Didymus Much]

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1) scripture of being a herm is illegal or it didn't happen...

1 Corinthians 6:9 "Know ye not that the unrighteous shall not inherit the kingdom of God? Be not deceived: neither fornicators, nor idolaters, nor adulterers, nor effeminate, nor abusers of themselves with mankind,"

...2) > Implying God hates the (roughly) 0.0415% of all his children unlucky enough to be born with this, for a lack of a better word, condition.

If He didn't, they wouldn't have been born that way. Ipso facto.

[Mary Etheldreda]

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1) scripture of being a herm is illegal or it didn't happen.
2) > Implying God hates the (roughly) 0.0415% of all his children unlucky enough to be born with this, for a lack of a better word, condition.

So God created man in his own image, in the image of God created he him; male and female created he them.
Genesis 1:27

For all we know, hermaphrodites are creatures of Satan and they have no more soul than gingers have. No soul means no access to Heaven. Heaven is the place for those who have been declared righteous, or "legal" with respect to divine justice.

Hope that helps.