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  • #16
    Re: Introductory Thread

    Originally posted by Wishindo View Post
    48/2(3+9)=288, please explain how you got two.

    Why did I get infracted for being aggressive and unreasonable?



    And I suppose you're a herm, right?
    Excellent! You fell into my cunning trap. So what is it about the perfect example of Jesus that keeps me and you coming back here? Personally I always love the time he went back home and took the time to make himself a whip out of knotted rope before launching a vicious attack on the moneylenders at the temple. Jesus didn't namby pamby about.
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    Isaiah 34:6 The sword of the LORD is filled with blood, it is made fat with fatness, and with the blood of lambs and goats, with the fat of the kidneys of rams: for the LORD hath a sacrifice in Bozrah, and a great slaughter in the land of Idumea.

    John 5:46,47 For had ye believed Moses, ye would have believed me: for he wrote of me. But if ye believe not his writings, how shall ye believe my words?

    Join me in scoffing at backwards Muslims clinging to their beliefs in the face of the evidence!
    The truth about volcanos
    Sex and debauchery in public schools
    Faith wins over science (explained for even the very stupid)
    God Cures AIDS - GLORY!
    Desert whale bones prove Great Flood once and for all.

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    • #17
      Re: Introductory Thread

      I need help! I am burning in my sins and I want to change to way of Jesus!
      My picture represents how I feel nowadays!

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      • #18
        Re: Introductory Thread

        Originally posted by Dasfer View Post
        I need help! I am burning in my sins and I want to change to way of Jesus!
        My picture represents how I feel nowadays!
        Excellent! Make an introduction of your very own. Please tell us all about you and don't forget to include what church you attend, your very favorite Bible verse, and how you came to know the warm embrace of Sweet Jesus!

        Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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        • #19
          Re: Introductory Thread

          There are nothing but evil catholic churches around my area. I don't have a car so my transportation is limited. Public transportation are filled with nasty and disgusting prostitutes. I feel like I am trapped in this city. My favorite verse is Matthew 6:33 "But seek ye first the kingdom of God, and his righteousness; and all these things shall be added unto you."
          I found this bible in the alley of my block and had only 10 pages. The first page I was was this text.

          I am Daniel Redwing. I live in Chicago and I want to leave all the sinners in my area as soon as possible and I want to be free from sin. Help

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          • #20
            Re: Introductory Thread

            Originally posted by Dasfer View Post
            There are nothing but evil catholic churches around my area.
            https://www.google.com/search?source=ig&hl=en&rlz=1G1GGLQ_ENUS294&q=baptist+church+chicago&oq=baptist+church+chicago&gs_l=igoogle.3..0l3j0i30j0i5l6.1467.7106.0.7324.28.18.3.7.7.0.74.698.18.18.0...0.0...1ac.1.hpNYbZUS_WQ
            https://www.google.com/search?source=ig&hl=en&rlz=1G1GGLQ_ENUS294&q=baptist+church+chicago&oq=baptist+church+chicago&gs_l=igoogle.3..0l3j0i30j0i5l6.1467.7106.0.7324.28.18.3.7.7.0.74.698.18.18.0...0.0...1ac.1.hpNYbZUS_WQ


            Care to try again, Daniel?
            Bible boring? Nonsense!
            Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
            You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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            • #21
              Re: Introductory Thread

              Originally posted by Dasfer View Post
              There are nothing but evil catholic churches around my area. I don't have a car so my transportation is limited. Public transportation are filled with nasty and disgusting prostitutes. I feel like I am trapped in this city. My favorite verse is Matthew 6:33 "But seek ye first the kingdom of God, and his righteousness; and all these things shall be added unto you."
              I found this bible in the alley of my block and had only 10 pages. The first page I was was this text.

              I am Daniel Redwing. I live in Chicago and I want to leave all the sinners in my area as soon as possible and I want to be free from sin. Help
              Was there something about my comment, "Make an introduction of your very own" that didn't make sense to you?

              What you do is this. At the top of this page, locate the link that says, "The introduction forum." Then find the link that says "New Thread" and click on it. THEN tell us about yourself.

              The ability to follow simple instructions goes a long way to showing people one is not a complete idiot.

              Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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              • #22
                Re: Introductory Thread

                Originally posted by Mary Etheldreda View Post
                The ability to follow simple instructions goes a long way to showing people one is not a complete idiot.

                Dear Sister in Christ, your patience is admirable! But you do realize you're making a certain assumption here . . .
                Bible boring? Nonsense!
                Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
                You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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                • #23
                  Re: Introductory Thread


                  Thank you so much! now I have to find a way to get to Salem Baptist Church.
                  I fear google would take me to porn related links. the internet can be very scary. I have a found a new place where I can feel safe.
                  Thank you and praise Jesus

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                  • #24
                    Re: Introductory Thread

                    Originally posted by Mary Etheldreda View Post
                    Was there something about my comment, "Make an introduction of your very own" that didn't make sense to you?

                    What you do is this. At the top of this page, locate the link that says, "The introduction forum." Then find the link that says "New Thread" and click on it. THEN tell us about yourself.

                    The ability to follow simple instructions goes a long way to showing people one is not a complete idiot.

                    I mean no harm, I am sorry I am new to this and my brains are few.

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                    • #25
                      Re: Introductory Thread

                      Originally posted by Rev. M. Rodimer View Post
                      Dear Sister in Christ, your patience is admirable! But you do realize you're making a certain assumption here . . .
                      Oh Reverend, I know! I cannot help it, I fear I am just too sentimental a girl. My heart aches for those who suffer for not knowing my Savior. My heart aches especially for those children of atheist and homosexual adults, and those trapped in public schools where the hell-bound lifestyle is glamorized to such an overwhelming extent that the children are quite literally brainwashed into thinking their version of reality is actually true and in conformity with how we know the world works!

                      Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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                      • #26
                        Re: Introductory Thread

                        I can't tell if other Atheists, Non-Christians, etc. here are derailing the thread to try and protect me from the Christians here,
                        Or just to piss the Christians here off,
                        or just to derail the thread...

                        Also, theoretically if an insane animal's rights activist (the protest outside your house screaming "Don't eat meat! It's unnatural!" kind) were to somehow become president of the US, would you...

                        A) Submit to them
                        Kill them
                        C) Start a civil war over it
                        D) Boot 'em out of office

                        And what if the were (please excuse me here) republican?

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                        • #27
                          Re: Introductory Thread

                          Originally posted by Wishindo View Post
                          Also, theoretically if an insane animal's rights activist (the protest outside your house screaming "Don't eat meat! It's unnatural!" kind) were to somehow become president of the US, would you...

                          A) Submit to them
                          Kill them
                          C) Start a civil war over it
                          D) Boot 'em out of office

                          And what if the were (please excuse me here) republican?
                          Son, I think you're confusing us with forums who might care about these stupid and irrelevant questions. I mean, really, what does this have to do with the Saving Work of Christ Jesus?
                          Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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                          • #28
                            Re: Introductory Thread

                            Originally posted by Wishindo View Post
                            I can't tell if other Atheists, Non-Christians, etc. here are derailing the thread to try and protect me from the Christians here,
                            Or just to piss the Christians here off,
                            or just to derail the thread...

                            Also, theoretically if an insane animal's rights activist (the protest outside your house screaming "Don't eat meat! It's unnatural!" kind) were to somehow become president of the US, would you...

                            A) Submit to them
                            Kill them
                            C) Start a civil war over it
                            D) Boot 'em out of office

                            And what if the were (please excuse me here) republican?
                            Do they believe in Jesus? Have they got justification for their beliefs in scripture?
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                            Isaiah 34:6 The sword of the LORD is filled with blood, it is made fat with fatness, and with the blood of lambs and goats, with the fat of the kidneys of rams: for the LORD hath a sacrifice in Bozrah, and a great slaughter in the land of Idumea.

                            John 5:46,47 For had ye believed Moses, ye would have believed me: for he wrote of me. But if ye believe not his writings, how shall ye believe my words?

                            Join me in scoffing at backwards Muslims clinging to their beliefs in the face of the evidence!
                            The truth about volcanos
                            Sex and debauchery in public schools
                            Faith wins over science (explained for even the very stupid)
                            God Cures AIDS - GLORY!
                            Desert whale bones prove Great Flood once and for all.

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                            • #29
                              Re: Introductory Thread

                              Originally posted by Mary Etheldreda View Post
                              Son, I think you're confusing us with forums who might care about these stupid and irrelevant questions. I mean, really, what does this have to do with the Saving Work of Christ Jesus?
                              Originally posted by Redeemed Papist View Post
                              Do they believe in Jesus? Have they got justification for their beliefs in scripture?
                              Right, I'll just sit behind the monitor and see how much derailing happens...

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                              • #30
                                Re: Introductory Thread

                                Originally posted by Wishindo View Post
                                Right, I'll just sit behind the monitor and see how much derailing happens...
                                That won't do any good. You have to sit in FRONT of the monitor to see what's on the screen.

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