I'm an athiest

[EnbracePonyButt]

And I would like to have an intelligent debate rather than why you think I should believe and getting banned before I can even give my side of the argument.

[Mary Etheldreda]

Re: I'm an athiest

Oh you're confused, dear! This isn't a debate forum! This is where we get together and glorify the LORD by sharing the Truth and Beauty of the Gospel Message! You see, most people don't recognize the value the Holy Bible has for us today. Most people see it as maybe a book of nice virtues, not unlike Aesop's Fables. But we know better. We know the Holy Bible contains all the information one needs to avoid Eternal Damnation, the default for the human soul ever since the first humans walked on this earth.

[Zechariah Smyth]

Re: I'm an athiest

And I would like to have an intelligent debate rather than why you think I should believe and getting banned before I can even give my side of the argument.

First you say you want to debate (although there's nothing to debate), then you say you want to argue (which I'm guessing is your actual intention).

Make up your mind.

Also: people aren't banned for disagreeing...they are banned for not following the rules. It's amazing how many Jesus-haters simply can't understand that.

Yours in Christ,

Z. Smyth

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: I'm an athiest

And I would like to have an intelligent debate rather than why you think I should believe and getting banned before I can even give my side of the argument.

Dear Retard:

First, check out the Lern2Spel thread. You need to.

Start by learning to spell "atheist" and "embrace".

Then, return here and follow the idiot-proof introduction instructions. They're at the top of the page.

Finally, explain what it is you hope to accomplish by joining a Christian church's discussion forum, uninvited, unwelcome, uninteresting, and unoriginal.

[EnbracePonyButt]

Re: I'm an athiest

Dear Retard:

First, check out the Lern2Spel thread. You need to.

Start by learning to spell "atheist" and "embrace".

Then, return here and follow the idiot-proof introduction instructions. They're at the top of the page.

Finally, explain what it is you hope to accomplish by joining a Christian church's discussion forum, uninvited, unwelcome, uninteresting, and unoriginal.

So you call me a retard because I don't follow the same beliefs as you? I'm lysdexic and I try very hard to spell and formulate sentences properly, thank you very much.

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: I'm an athiest

So you call me a retard because I don't follow the same beliefs as you? I'm lysdexic and I try very hard to spell and formulate sentences properly, thank you very much.

No, I call you a retard because you can't follow simple instructions, and apparently have never heard of "spellcheck".

You have no idea how many "dyslexics" we get here. Virtually every one of them must have registered several times in the last month!

Now:

follow the idiot-proof introduction instructions. They're at the top of the page.

Finally, explain what it is you hope to accomplish by joining a Christian church's discussion forum, uninvited, unwelcome, uninteresting, and unoriginal.

[EnbracePonyButt]

Re: I'm an athiest

I find it funny how "dyslexic" was somehow changed to "lysdexic", that's honestly hilarious lmoa.
Anyway, I'm not even mad, I'm not going to continue this argument any longer because you are a giant dick, etc.
It's too bad that, when you die, you'll never get to find out that god doesn't exist and your whole life has been a lie.

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: I'm an athiest

irrelevant whining

follow the idiot-proof introduction instructions. They're at the top of the page.

Finally, explain what it is you hope to accomplish by joining a Christian church's discussion forum, uninvited, unwelcome, uninteresting, and unoriginal.

. . . or I predict you will shortly be banned.

[Didymus Much]

Re: I'm an athiest

...Anyway, I'm not even mad, I'm not going to continue this argument any longer ...

She says while continuing this "argument" with further posts.

...giant dick...

Who? Rodimer?

...It's too bad that, when you die, you'll never get to find out that god doesn't exist and your whole life has been a lie.

Prove it, or STFU and GTFO, thanks.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: I'm an athiest

And I would like to have an intelligent debate rather than why you think I should believe and getting banned before I can even give my side of the argument.

Who is this "savior" you want us to embrace? Satan? Charles Darwin?

First of all, this is NOT a debate forum. We're right and you're wrong, according to Jesus and the Holy Word of God. Please read THIS thread before making an even bigger fool of yourself.

Secondly, while the internets might seem to be "free" to you, this particular corner of the internets is a privately owned Christian forum. The rights you have on this forum are listed HERE. Please contact a Pastor immediately if you feel that any of your rights have been violated.

Finally, your unsaved opinions or tantrums are not even slightly of interest to us. We follow the Holy Word of God TO THE LETTER, and make no apologies for that. One of the most important commandments in the Bible tells us to avoid unsaved scum such as yourself. You wandered in here uninvited, and unwelcome .

If you want to debate people, THIS is the place to go.

Please make a thread of your own in the "Introductions" section of the forum, so that we can properly greet you. Tell us about yourself, your church, and how you came to find Jesus.

And if you're here to flame us, better take a look at THIS before making an even bigger ass out of yourself.

I will pray that the Holy Spirit enter you and chase the demons out of your rectum and let Jesus fill you with His Grace. If you use your God-given free will to reject Christ and His temporary death on the cross for my sins, then you are sending yourself to hellfire.

[Pastor Ed Lowman]

Re: I'm an athiest

And I would like to have an intelligent debate rather than why you think I should believe and getting banned before I can even give my side of the argument.

Why would we want to "debate" anything with you when we already know we have the Truth(tm) given to us by the Creator of the Universe?

[Black Pinhead]

Re: I'm an athiest

So you call me a retard because I don't follow the same beliefs as you? I'm lysdexic and I try very hard to spell and formulate sentences properly, thank you very much.

He's calling you a retard because he's a pumpass ass. He professes to be a true Christain when in truth, he's not. He trolls around looking for people he can put down just to make himself feel like a man. I certainly hope he's not married because if he is, I feel sorry for his wife.

[Deaner]

Re: I'm an athiest

I'm lysdexic and I try very hard to spell and formulate sentences properly, thank you very much.

Don't you mean you're scrambled eggs?

[Deaner]

Re: I'm an athiest

He's calling you a retard because he's a pumpass ass.

Oh shit... please stop... you guy's are a frigging riot.

[Mary Etheldreda]

Re: I'm an athiest

He professes to be a true Christain when in truth, he's not.

I'd be curious to know what you think it takes to be a True Christian™.