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  • Pastor Ezekiel
    Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
     
    • Sep 2006
    • 78556

    #46
    Re: Hello fellow Christians

    Originally posted by Felix Zhao View Post
    Maybe that was baseless. Sorry but I make assumption because of some of my influences.

    However, I still firmly believe that sodomy is great sin.
    Yes, it is.

    Now tell us why you have the commie-red scarf on, Matthew.
    Who Will Jesus Damn?

    Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

    Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

    Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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    • Deaner
      Christ's Love Messenger
      True Christian™
      • Sep 2006
      • 5932

      #47
      Re: Hello fellow Christians

      Originally posted by Ted Bundy View Post
      the piffle you think you is nigguh. What the piffle did you just piffleing say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the piffle out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my piffleing words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, piffleer. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re piffleing dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your piffleing tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re piffleing dead, kiddo.
      Oh shit; I can't stop pissing my pants. Top of your class in the Navy Seals; you are the biggest asshole that's ever been on here. Can you spin a red and white ball on your nose while barking like a seal? I hear that's the first test. You're a dick. Al Queda would eat you for lunch. What are your secret network of spies saying?? Tell me where I live fish bait? You are an incredible, stinky piece of shit. Wanna go back into Quarantine tough guy? Tell me; you'll be there in 5 seconds. Better call your "homies" dog. What a fag.

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      • Deaner
        Christ's Love Messenger
        True Christian™
        • Sep 2006
        • 5932

        #48
        Re: Hello fellow Christians

        Kill me seven hundred different ways just with your bare hands. Name twenty.

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        • Felix Zhao
          Unsaved trash, suspected retard
          Under Investigation
          • Sep 2012
          • 15

          #49
          Re: Hello fellow Christians

          Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
          Yes, it is.

          Now tell us why you have the commie-red scarf on, Matthew.
          It is not a scarf. As you can see, it is colored part on my cloths.

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          • Ted Bundy
            Unsaved Trash, depraved queer
            • Sep 2012
            • 11

            #50
            Re: Hello fellow Christians

            Originally posted by Deaner View Post
            Oh shit; I can't stop pissing my pants. Top of your class in the Navy Seals; you are the biggest asshole that's ever been on here. Can you spin a red and white ball on your nose while barking like a seal? I hear that's the first test. You're a dick. Al Queda would eat you for lunch. What are your secret network of spies saying?? Tell me where I live fish bait? You are an incredible, stinky piece of shit. Wanna go back into Quarantine tough guy? Tell me; you'll be there in 5 seconds. Better call your "homies" dog. What a fag.
            What's with the startup of confronting me irl and fighting me then slowly backing off with sarcasm followed by threats of putting me back in quarantine?
            Sorry but I have unconsciously reverted back to my violent ways in the heat of the moment, not because of what you said but rather sadness of being quarantined on this GODly forum
            Lev.18:22
            Thou shalt not lie with mankind, as with womankind: it is abomination.

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            • Pastor Ezekiel
              Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
               
              • Sep 2006
              • 78556

              #51
              Re: Hello fellow Christians

              Originally posted by Ted Bundy View Post
              What's with the startup of confronting me irl and fighting me then slowly backing off with sarcasm followed by threats of putting me back in quarantine?
              Sorry but I have unconsciously reverted back to my violent ways in the heat of the moment, not because of what you said but rather sadness of being quarantined on this GODly forum
              But you are a cannuckistani fag, right?
              Who Will Jesus Damn?

              Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

              Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

              Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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              • Deaner
                Christ's Love Messenger
                True Christian™
                • Sep 2006
                • 5932

                #52
                Re: Hello fellow Christians

                Originally posted by Felix Zhao View Post
                It is not a scarf. As you can see, it is colored part on my cloths.
                Does it come with red panties?

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                • Deaner
                  Christ's Love Messenger
                  True Christian™
                  • Sep 2006
                  • 5932

                  #53
                  Re: Hello fellow Christians

                  Originally posted by Ted Bundy View Post
                  What's with the startup of confronting me irl and fighting me then slowly backing off with sarcasm followed by threats of putting me back in quarantine?
                  Sorry but I have unconsciously reverted back to my violent ways in the heat of the moment, not because of what you said but rather sadness of being quarantined on this GODly forum
                  Threats?? Who's making threats? You said you could kill me 700 different ways just with your bare hands; I asked you to name twenty.

                  Was that too hard "gangsta" boy? Ok, name ten faggot (black or white; you're still a punk pussy).

                  Oh, oh. Watch out for the anger brothers and sisters.

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                  • Ted Bundy
                    Unsaved Trash, depraved queer
                    • Sep 2012
                    • 11

                    #54
                    Re: Hello fellow Christians

                    Take a breather brother beaner, no need to get so angry over a meme I copy pasted
                    Lev.18:22
                    Thou shalt not lie with mankind, as with womankind: it is abomination.

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                    • Deaner
                      Christ's Love Messenger
                      True Christian™
                      • Sep 2006
                      • 5932

                      #55
                      Re: Hello fellow Christians

                      Originally posted by Ted Bundy View Post
                      Take a breather brother beaner, no need to get so angry over a meme I copy pasted
                      So you're a Christ liar? Do you know the consequences of that gearbox?

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                      • Jack O'fagan
                        With faith as immovable as the Earth
                        True Christian™
                        • Feb 2011
                        • 4836

                        #56
                        Re: Hello fellow Christians

                        Originally posted by Ted Bundy View Post
                        What's with the startup of confronting me irl and fighting me then slowly backing off with sarcasm followed by threats of putting me back in quarantine?
                        Sorry but I have unconsciously reverted back to my violent ways in the heat of the moment, not because of what you said but rather sadness of being quarantined on this GODly forum
                        So is mommy getting your little sailor outfit ready for you or not?

                        YIC

                        Jack
                        Genesis 22:2 And he said, Take now thy son, thine only son Isaac, whom thou lovest, and get thee into the land of Moriah; and offer him there for a burnt offering upon one of the mountains which I will tell thee of.

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                        I know God wouldn't let me believe in Him if He didn't exist.

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                        • Zechariah Smyth
                          Walking in all the commandments and ordinances of the Lord blameless.
                          True Christian™
                          • Feb 2011
                          • 15251

                          #57
                          Originally posted by Ted Bundy View Post
                          blah blah blah I am trained in gorilla warfare. blah blah blah


                          Yours in Christ (NOT CURIOUS GEORGE),

                          Z. Smyth
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                          • Dr Laurence Niles
                            Psychotheological Analyst Therapist
                             
                            • Jan 2012
                            • 9063

                            #58
                            Re: Hello fellow Christians

                            Originally posted by Ted Bundy View Post
                            I am trained in gorilla warfare


                            Are you also trained in Capuchi combat, Orang assault, Rhesus riot control, Gibbon garrison duty, or monkey mano a mano?

                            Jesus can smell a liar, missy!

                            1 Corinthians 11:3 But I would have you know, that the head of every man is Christ; and the head of the woman is the man; and the head of Christ is God.

                            Revelation 22:15 For without are dogs, and sorcerers, and whoremongers, and murderers, and idolaters, and whosoever loveth and maketh a lie.

                            Leviticus 20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.

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                            • Pastor Isaac Peters
                              Senior Pastor
                              Ex-liberal; converted to True Christianity™
                              Always Biblically correct
                              True Christian™
                              • Sep 2006
                              • 10639

                              #59
                              Re: Hello fellow Christians

                              This site exists to glorify God and to proclaim His word, but some unsaved trash would prefer to write bad Planet of the Apes fanfic.
                              This church is dedicated to preaching True Christianity™ and the King James Bible exactly as they are, with no alterations to make them more politically correct for modern liberals. If you think that we've misquoted or twisted Scripture or quoted any verse out of context, please explain in detail how we've done so. Otherwise, if what you read on this site offends you, then you're offended by Almighty God and His Word, not by us.

                              Questions to ask liberal "Christians"Things that the Bible doesn't sayTolerance

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                              • Ezekiel Bathfire
                                Pastor for Diversity and Tolerance
                                Christ's Rottweiler
                                 
                                • Jan 2008
                                • 22906

                                #60
                                Re: Hello fellow Christians

                                Originally posted by Ted Bundy View Post
                                the piffle you think you is nigguh. What the piffle did you just piffleing say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals,
                                Mexican Navy Seals...




                                I am trained in gorilla warfare


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                                “We must reassert that the essence of Christianity is the love of obedience to God’s Laws and that how that complete obedience is used or implemented does not concern us.”

                                Author of such illuminating essays as,
                                Map of the Known World; Periodic Table of Elements; The History of Linguistics; The Errors of Wicca; Dolphins and Evolution; The History of Landover (The Apology); Landover and the Civil War; 2000 Racial Slurs.

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