[Deaner]

Re: I know I'm only new but ...

I'm sorry brother; we double posted. But great minds do think alike. I'm gonna go outside right now, drop my drawers and fart right at the sun. See if anything happens.

Nope, nothing. Just got some gnats in the hair around my balls.

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: I know I'm only new but ...

Nope, nothing. Just got some gnats in the hair around my balls.

I hope they're not fruit flies, Brother. I hear they can be carriers . . .

[Pastor Ed Lowman]

Re: I know I'm only new but ...

I don't have children I'm only 18, I'd rather keep my child bearing for a later date, like in 10 years or so

And your kids will undoubtedly be mentally slow atheists just like yourself. Please reconsider. I'm begging. What did we ever do to you??

[Mary Etheldreda]

Re: I know I'm only new but ...

.... So what has religion proven? Pray tell because I would love to know

Not any religion, the Christian Religion.

The Christian Religion proves the Nature of Mankind is wrapped in Sin:

The Christian Religion has proven mankind has a predisposition to doing things he later regrets. This is the so-called "sin-nature" of man, an effect of the sin of Eve.

Now the serpent was more subtil than any beast of the field which the Lord God had made. And he said unto the woman, Yea, hath God said, Ye shall not eat of every tree of the garden?

And the woman said unto the serpent, We may eat of the fruit of the trees of the garden:

But of the fruit of the tree which is in the midst of the garden, God hath said, Ye shall not eat of it, neither shall ye touch it, lest ye die.

And the serpent said unto the woman, Ye shall not surely die:

For God doth know that in the day ye eat thereof, then your eyes shall be opened, and ye shall be as gods, knowing good and evil.

And when the woman saw that the tree was good for food, and that it was pleasant to the eyes, and a tree to be desired to make one wise, she took of the fruit thereof, and did eat, and gave also unto her husband with her; and he did eat.

And the eyes of them both were opened, and they knew that they were naked; and they sewed fig leaves together, and made themselves aprons.
Genesis 3:1-7

The Christian Religion proves the Workings of the Natural World:

Both man and woman possess the seed of life:

And I will put enmity between thee and the woman, and between thy seed and her seed; it shall bruise thy head, and thou shalt bruise his heel. Genesis 3:15

Earth is held in place by invisible forces

He stretcheth out the north over the empty place, and hangeth the earth upon nothing.
Job 26:7

Blood is necessary for life

For the life of the flesh is in the blood: and I have given it to you upon the altar to make an atonement for your souls: for it is the blood that maketh an atonement for the soul.
Leviticus 17:11

Matter is made up of invisible particles

For the invisible things of him from the creation of the world are clearly seen, being understood by the things that are made, even his eternal power and Godhead; so that they are without excuse:
Romans 1:20

Water has a clear and predictable cycle

All the rivers run into the sea; yet the sea is not full; unto the place from whence the rivers come, thither they return again
Ecclesiastes 1:7

[Mary Etheldreda]

Re: I know I'm only new but ...

Nope, nothing. Just got some gnats in the hair around my balls.

Mr. Etheldreda's cousin is an entomologist. If you need someone to come and identify what kinds of gnats they are, I'm sure she'll be happy to take a look.