[Pastor Isaac Peters]

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Who is peter

You mean you don't know that?

[SunGaser]

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Apparently not ... What a shame I don't know about a fictitious man who did nothing just bring a bit of joy to a few wack jobs like you I don't feel any less intelligent for not knowing who he is, the name does ring a bell though but that's only because my sisters name is Peta

[Deaner]

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"SunGaser"? I'm sure you mean "SunGazer"; as in "a gazer of the Sun" right??

How's your eyesight?

[SunGaser]

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"SunGaser"? I'm sure you mean "SunGazer"; as in "a gazer of the Sun" right??

How's your eyesight?

My eyesight is fine, nope I mean gaser my spelling is also fine, it's spelt like that for a reason

*sigh* you know your loosing a fight when you resort to spelling and grammar as a way of making your opponent feel bad

[Zechariah Smyth]

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.... So what has religion proven? Pray tell because I would love to know

Well, let's see...the first part of Genesis pretty much explains how the Earth and Heaven and all the things and creatures and plants that populate it came in to being and...

WHOA! HEY! Look around, it's just like He (God) said!



JESUS WINS AGAIN!!!



YiC,

Zech

[Redeemed Papist]

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If Jesus existed (Which he didn't/doesn't/never will)... I might care but until his existence is proven by, I dunno SCIENCE!! I will never care how I make Jesus feel

It's easy to be brave now but once Jesus comes (any time now) with His sword in His mouth and the horsemen of the apocalypse are riding and the tribulations are being suffered by you (we will be in Heaven, by the way) you'll be cowering with all the other surprised atheists.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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"SunGaser"? I'm sure you mean "SunGazer"; as in "a gazer of the Sun" right??

How's your eyesight?

My eyesight is fine, nope I mean gaser my spelling is also fine, it's spelt like that for a reason

*sigh* you know your loosing a fight when you resort to spelling and grammar as a way of making your opponent feel bad

So how do you "gas" the sun? I'm curious about this. Is it some sort of abo ritual?

[Redeemed Papist]

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So how do you "gas" the sun? I'm curious about this. Is it some sort of abo ritual?

I've heard of this one. They all point their butts towards the sun and, on some jibber jabber command, they let rip a dreadful fart in unison (which is oddly heavy with the odour of semen) at the sun in order to placate their kangaroo god. Nobody is entirely sure why they do this but it would seem that some fool made something up at some point about making it rain or something.

[Deaner]

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So how do you "gas" the sun? I'm curious about this. Is it some sort of abo ritual?

Maybe he farts at the sun.

[Redeemed Papist]

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Maybe he farts at the sun.

You heard of it, too. That settles it. Two independent sources having the same conclusion is good enough for scientists so I hereby name this a fact.

[Deaner]

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Gaser

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Gaser may be:

• A gamma ray laser (see Induced gamma emission). Gaser is an acronym as laser or maser from Gamma Amplification by Stimulated Emission of Radiation; also sometimes rendered "graser" by using "gamma ray" instead of just "gamma" in the acronym.)
• A surname
• Plural of "gas" in Scandinavian languages
• Misspelling for "geyser"
• See gasser

Maybe he considers a fart some kind of "gamma ray". My Uncle Fred has farted sometimes that you'd swear it was a gamma ray.

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

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If Jesus existed (Which he didn't/doesn't/never will)... I might care but until his existence is proven by, I dunno SCIENCE!! I will never care how I make Jesus feel

Please, explain to us this science.

The Bible tells us the world is about 6,000 years old. How does your "science" tell us how old it is?

The Bible tells us that God created life. How does your "science" explain where life came from?

My eyesight is fine, nope I mean gaser my spelling is also fine, it's spelt like that for a reason

*sigh* you know your loosing a fight when you resort to spelling and grammar as a way of making your opponent feel bad

Kindly look up "your" and "loosing" and determine whether they are the words you wanted in this context.

[John North]

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*sigh* you know your loosing a fight when you resort to spelling and grammar as a way of making your opponent feel bad

I’ve never seen any of the true believers on this forum ever lose an argument to an antagonist and that is not likely to change. However, that has nothing to do with good or bad spelling. You can win an argument and point out that whomever you’re discussing with is a bad speller. The opposite may also be true (like in your case); you can make retarded posts and be a bad speller. There is really no contradiction.

[Deaner]

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You heard of it, too. That settles it. Two independent sources having the same conclusion is good enough for scientists so I hereby name this a fact.

I'm sorry brother; we double posted. But great minds do think alike. I'm gonna go outside right now, drop my drawers and fart right at the sun. See if anything happens.

[Redeemed Papist]

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I'm sorry brother; we double posted. But great minds do think alike. I'm gonna go outside right now, drop my drawers and fart right at the sun. See if anything happens.

GLORY!