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  • #31
    Re: I know I'm only new but ...

    Originally posted by SunGaser View Post
    Who is peter
    You mean you don't know that?
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    • #32
      Re: I know I'm only new but ...

      Apparently not ... What a shame I don't know about a fictitious man who did nothing just bring a bit of joy to a few wack jobs like you I don't feel any less intelligent for not knowing who he is, the name does ring a bell though but that's only because my sisters name is Peta

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      • #33
        Re: I know I'm only new but ...

        "SunGaser"? I'm sure you mean "SunGazer"; as in "a gazer of the Sun" right??

        How's your eyesight?

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        • #34
          Re: I know I'm only new but ...

          Originally posted by Deaner View Post
          "SunGaser"? I'm sure you mean "SunGazer"; as in "a gazer of the Sun" right??

          How's your eyesight?
          My eyesight is fine, nope I mean gaser my spelling is also fine, it's spelt like that for a reason

          *sigh* you know your loosing a fight when you resort to spelling and grammar as a way of making your opponent feel bad

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          • #35
            Re: I know I'm only new but ...

            Originally posted by SunGaser View Post
            .... So what has religion proven? Pray tell because I would love to know
            Well, let's see...the first part of Genesis pretty much explains how the Earth and Heaven and all the things and creatures and plants that populate it came in to being and...

            WHOA! HEY! Look around, it's just like He (God) said!



            JESUS WINS AGAIN!!!



            YiC,

            Zech
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            • #36
              Re: I know I'm only new but ...

              Originally posted by SunGaser View Post
              If Jesus existed (Which he didn't/doesn't/never will)... I might care but until his existence is proven by, I dunno SCIENCE!! I will never care how I make Jesus feel
              It's easy to be brave now but once Jesus comes (any time now) with His sword in His mouth and the horsemen of the apocalypse are riding and the tribulations are being suffered by you (we will be in Heaven, by the way) you'll be cowering with all the other surprised atheists.
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              Isaiah 34:6 The sword of the LORD is filled with blood, it is made fat with fatness, and with the blood of lambs and goats, with the fat of the kidneys of rams: for the LORD hath a sacrifice in Bozrah, and a great slaughter in the land of Idumea.

              John 5:46,47 For had ye believed Moses, ye would have believed me: for he wrote of me. But if ye believe not his writings, how shall ye believe my words?

              Join me in scoffing at backwards Muslims clinging to their beliefs in the face of the evidence!
              The truth about volcanos
              Sex and debauchery in public schools
              Faith wins over science (explained for even the very stupid)
              God Cures AIDS - GLORY!
              Desert whale bones prove Great Flood once and for all.

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              • #37
                Re: I know I'm only new but ...

                Originally posted by Deaner View Post
                "SunGaser"? I'm sure you mean "SunGazer"; as in "a gazer of the Sun" right??

                How's your eyesight?
                Originally posted by SunGaser View Post
                My eyesight is fine, nope I mean gaser my spelling is also fine, it's spelt like that for a reason

                *sigh* you know your loosing a fight when you resort to spelling and grammar as a way of making your opponent feel bad
                So how do you "gas" the sun? I'm curious about this. Is it some sort of abo ritual?
                Who Will Jesus Damn?

                Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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                • #38
                  Re: I know I'm only new but ...

                  Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                  So how do you "gas" the sun? I'm curious about this. Is it some sort of abo ritual?
                  I've heard of this one. They all point their butts towards the sun and, on some jibber jabber command, they let rip a dreadful fart in unison (which is oddly heavy with the odour of semen) at the sun in order to placate their kangaroo god. Nobody is entirely sure why they do this but it would seem that some fool made something up at some point about making it rain or something.
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                  Isaiah 34:6 The sword of the LORD is filled with blood, it is made fat with fatness, and with the blood of lambs and goats, with the fat of the kidneys of rams: for the LORD hath a sacrifice in Bozrah, and a great slaughter in the land of Idumea.

                  John 5:46,47 For had ye believed Moses, ye would have believed me: for he wrote of me. But if ye believe not his writings, how shall ye believe my words?

                  Join me in scoffing at backwards Muslims clinging to their beliefs in the face of the evidence!
                  The truth about volcanos
                  Sex and debauchery in public schools
                  Faith wins over science (explained for even the very stupid)
                  God Cures AIDS - GLORY!
                  Desert whale bones prove Great Flood once and for all.

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                  • #39
                    Re: I know I'm only new but ...

                    Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                    So how do you "gas" the sun? I'm curious about this. Is it some sort of abo ritual?
                    Maybe he farts at the sun.

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                    • #40
                      Re: I know I'm only new but ...

                      Originally posted by Deaner View Post
                      Maybe he farts at the sun.
                      You heard of it, too. That settles it. Two independent sources having the same conclusion is good enough for scientists so I hereby name this a fact.
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                      Isaiah 34:6 The sword of the LORD is filled with blood, it is made fat with fatness, and with the blood of lambs and goats, with the fat of the kidneys of rams: for the LORD hath a sacrifice in Bozrah, and a great slaughter in the land of Idumea.

                      John 5:46,47 For had ye believed Moses, ye would have believed me: for he wrote of me. But if ye believe not his writings, how shall ye believe my words?

                      Join me in scoffing at backwards Muslims clinging to their beliefs in the face of the evidence!
                      The truth about volcanos
                      Sex and debauchery in public schools
                      Faith wins over science (explained for even the very stupid)
                      God Cures AIDS - GLORY!
                      Desert whale bones prove Great Flood once and for all.

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                      • #41
                        Re: I know I'm only new but ...

                        Gaser

                        From Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

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                        Gaser may be:
                        • A gamma ray laser (see Induced gamma emission). Gaser is an acronym as laser or maser from Gamma Amplification by Stimulated Emission of Radiation; also sometimes rendered "graser" by using "gamma ray" instead of just "gamma" in the acronym.)
                        • A surname
                        • Plural of "gas" in Scandinavian languages
                        • Misspelling for "geyser"
                        • See gasser


                        Maybe he considers a fart some kind of "gamma ray". My Uncle Fred has farted sometimes that you'd swear it was a gamma ray.

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                        • #42
                          Re: I know I'm only new but ...

                          Originally posted by SunGaser View Post
                          If Jesus existed (Which he didn't/doesn't/never will)... I might care but until his existence is proven by, I dunno SCIENCE!! I will never care how I make Jesus feel
                          Please, explain to us this science.

                          The Bible tells us the world is about 6,000 years old. How does your "science" tell us how old it is?

                          The Bible tells us that God created life. How does your "science" explain where life came from?
                          Originally posted by SunGaser View Post
                          My eyesight is fine, nope I mean gaser my spelling is also fine, it's spelt like that for a reason

                          *sigh* you know your loosing a fight when you resort to spelling and grammar as a way of making your opponent feel bad
                          Kindly look up "your" and "loosing" and determine whether they are the words you wanted in this context.
                          Bible boring? Nonsense!
                          Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
                          You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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                          • #43
                            Re: I know I'm only new but ...

                            Originally posted by SunGaser View Post
                            *sigh* you know your loosing a fight when you resort to spelling and grammar as a way of making your opponent feel bad
                            I’ve never seen any of the true believers on this forum ever lose an argument to an antagonist and that is not likely to change. However, that has nothing to do with good or bad spelling. You can win an argument and point out that whomever you’re discussing with is a bad speller. The opposite may also be true (like in your case); you can make retarded posts and be a bad speller. There is really no contradiction.
                            Stop whining
                            (1 Thessalonians 5:18) - In every thing give thanks: for this is the will of God in Christ Jesus concerning you.
                            (1 Corinthians 10:10) - Neither murmur ye, as some of them also murmured, and were destroyed of the destroyer
                            (Psalm 106:25) - But murmured in their tents, And hearkened not unto the voice of the LORD
                            (Ephesians 4:29) - Let no corrupt communication proceed out of your mouth, but that which is good to the use of edifying, that it may minister grace unto the hearers

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                            • #44
                              Re: I know I'm only new but ...

                              Originally posted by Redeemed Papist View Post
                              You heard of it, too. That settles it. Two independent sources having the same conclusion is good enough for scientists so I hereby name this a fact.
                              I'm sorry brother; we double posted. But great minds do think alike. I'm gonna go outside right now, drop my drawers and fart right at the sun. See if anything happens.

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                              • #45
                                Re: I know I'm only new but ...

                                Originally posted by Deaner View Post
                                I'm sorry brother; we double posted. But great minds do think alike. I'm gonna go outside right now, drop my drawers and fart right at the sun. See if anything happens.
                                GLORY!
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                                Isaiah 34:6 The sword of the LORD is filled with blood, it is made fat with fatness, and with the blood of lambs and goats, with the fat of the kidneys of rams: for the LORD hath a sacrifice in Bozrah, and a great slaughter in the land of Idumea.

                                John 5:46,47 For had ye believed Moses, ye would have believed me: for he wrote of me. But if ye believe not his writings, how shall ye believe my words?

                                Join me in scoffing at backwards Muslims clinging to their beliefs in the face of the evidence!
                                The truth about volcanos
                                Sex and debauchery in public schools
                                Faith wins over science (explained for even the very stupid)
                                God Cures AIDS - GLORY!
                                Desert whale bones prove Great Flood once and for all.

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