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    Please ignore my previous postings

    My agnostic goth sister Audri managed to get a hold of my computer and made an account on this site. I have just decided to put the account to use, and hopefully make amends with you good people. My name is Alexandria and I will try to keep that sinful bastard OUT of my account. So please excuse anything that may seem stupid or arrogant for that is from my sister and not me.
    Thou shalt not lie with mankind, as with womankind: it is abomination. (Leviticus 18:22)

    But those mine enemies, which would not that I should reign over them, bring hither, and slay them before me. (Luke 19:27)
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  • #2
    Re: Please ignore my previous postings

    Originally posted by Motty the Lezbean View Post
    My agnostic goth sister Audri managed to get a hold of my computer and made an account on this site. I have just decided to put the account to use, and hopefully make amends with you good people. My name is Alexandria and I will try to keep that sinful bastard OUT of my account. So please excuse anything that may seem stupid or arrogant for that is from my sister and not me.
    Goths are not "agnostic." They actively worship Satan.

    Yours in Christ,

    Z. Smyth
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    • #3
      Re: Please ignore my previous postings

      Motty, I'm very sorry to hear you are forced to live under the same roof as such a destructive, dishonest person. I would be happy to pray with you regarding this. Do you have a Web cam?
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      • #4
        Re: Please ignore my previous postings

        Originally posted by Faith_Machine View Post
        Do you have a Web cam?
        I don't, my parents took it away after finding out I got in a fight with the science teacher, I barely have my computer
        Thou shalt not lie with mankind, as with womankind: it is abomination. (Leviticus 18:22)

        But those mine enemies, which would not that I should reign over them, bring hither, and slay them before me. (Luke 19:27)

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        • #5
          Re: Please ignore my previous postings

          I almost forgot!

          Church: Parents won't let me go

          Favorite Verse: Let burning coals fall upon them: let them be cast into the fire; into deep pits, that they rise not up again. (Psalm 140:10)

          How I came to find Jesus: At a Christmas play my match-up for "Big Brothers Big Sisters" took me to church a couple times a week, parents sadly forbid me to see her again
          Thou shalt not lie with mankind, as with womankind: it is abomination. (Leviticus 18:22)

          But those mine enemies, which would not that I should reign over them, bring hither, and slay them before me. (Luke 19:27)

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          • #6
            Re: Please ignore my previous postings

            Did your dog also eat your homework?

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            Isaiah 34:6 The sword of the LORD is filled with blood, it is made fat with fatness, and with the blood of lambs and goats, with the fat of the kidneys of rams: for the LORD hath a sacrifice in Bozrah, and a great slaughter in the land of Idumea.

            John 5:46,47 For had ye believed Moses, ye would have believed me: for he wrote of me. But if ye believe not his writings, how shall ye believe my words?

            Join me in scoffing at backwards Muslims clinging to their beliefs in the face of the evidence!
            The truth about volcanos
            Sex and debauchery in public schools
            Faith wins over science (explained for even the very stupid)
            God Cures AIDS - GLORY!
            Desert whale bones prove Great Flood once and for all.

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            • #7
              Re: Please ignore my previous postings

              Originally posted by Redeemed Papist View Post
              Did your dog also eat your homework?
              How can you be an ex brit? No offense but THAT entertains me, it's just the place your mother conceived you. To me you seem like a wanker that is afraid to show 'is afraid to show 'is true colours mate

              Back on topic, I don't seem to own a dog last I checked. Maybe yours would like to eat it for me? Seriously though, my parents are SCIENTISTS, the only bible they own is my mom's and it's the satanist bible
              Thou shalt not lie with mankind, as with womankind: it is abomination. (Leviticus 18:22)

              But those mine enemies, which would not that I should reign over them, bring hither, and slay them before me. (Luke 19:27)

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              • #8
                Re: Please ignore my previous postings

                Originally posted by Motty the Lezbean View Post
                How can you be an ex brit? No offense but THAT entertains me, it's just the place your mother conceived you. To me you seem like a wanker that is afraid to show 'is afraid to show 'is true colours mate

                Back on topic, I don't seem to own a dog last I checked. Maybe yours would like to eat it for me? Seriously though, my parents are SCIENTISTS, the only bible they own is my mom's and it's the satanist bible
                I'll tell you what, little girl. I'm going to make a deal with you right now. You stop sassing back to your elders and stop LYING your little, whorish ass off, and in return, I'll have a shiny new Web cam drop-shipped to your home so you and I can pray together on the Internet and you can avoid eternal damnation.

                Wouldn't that be nice?

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                In accordance with article 7 of the Swaggart Amendment to the Landover Baptist Church Constitution, you are hereby notified that this forum user is a
                REGISTERED SPIRITUAL PREDATOR, and prohibited from sending or receiving personal messages, text messages, or instant messages to forum users below the rank of True Christian™. This user is further prohibited from engaging with any persons in real-time audio or video "chats" via Web cams, Skype, Facetime, or any other Internet audio/video technology or service.

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                • #9
                  Re: Please ignore my previous postings

                  Originally posted by Motty the Lezbean View Post
                  How can you be an ex brit? No offense but THAT entertains me, it's just the place your mother conceived you. To me you seem like a wanker that is afraid to show 'is afraid to show 'is true colours mate

                  Back on topic, I don't seem to own a dog last I checked. Maybe yours would like to eat it for me? Seriously though, my parents are SCIENTISTS, the only bible they own is my mom's and it's the satanist bible
                  You know all that from the simple observation that you can't stay in character for more than three trolling posts...
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                  Isaiah 34:6 The sword of the LORD is filled with blood, it is made fat with fatness, and with the blood of lambs and goats, with the fat of the kidneys of rams: for the LORD hath a sacrifice in Bozrah, and a great slaughter in the land of Idumea.

                  John 5:46,47 For had ye believed Moses, ye would have believed me: for he wrote of me. But if ye believe not his writings, how shall ye believe my words?

                  Join me in scoffing at backwards Muslims clinging to their beliefs in the face of the evidence!
                  The truth about volcanos
                  Sex and debauchery in public schools
                  Faith wins over science (explained for even the very stupid)
                  God Cures AIDS - GLORY!
                  Desert whale bones prove Great Flood once and for all.

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                  • #10
                    Re: Please ignore my previous postings

                    Originally posted by Mouthy the Lezbean View Post
                    How can you be an ex brit? No offense but THAT entertains me, it's just the place your mother conceived you. To me you seem like a wanker that is afraid to show 'is afraid to show 'is true colours mate
                    Well, Mouthy the Lezbean's true colors appear after only about 15 hours and a handful of posts.

                    And to think, we True Christians™ were ready to give you another chance, a fair shake, and help you to find your way to Jesus.

                    I'm thinking I'll not just ignore your previous, but also your future postings.
                    Bible boring? Nonsense!
                    Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
                    You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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