Why hallo thar!

[Magikarp]

Hi all, xtians and heathens alike.

My name's Jack, and it's nice to meet you all!

I've been lurking since May 07, and only now decided to join. I was inspired to because everyone that was inactive earlier were coming back, so I decided, oh what the hell, I'll throw my hat in too.

Based on what you guys usually ask the newbies when they come in, my favorite nickname for Hillary is Sir Hillary Clitoris. Unlike most of my kinsmen, who are die-hard Roman Catholics, I'm not as close a Catholic as the rest of them, which I know will probably be somewhat of a plus, for Sis M&M anyways.

From your bible, my favorite verse is Matthew 24:51, because no one likes a liar and a hypocrite.

And shall cut him asunder, and appoint him his portion with the hypocrites: there shall be weeping and gnashing of teeth. (Matt 24:51)

Weeping and gnashing sounds like you know what, but oh well.

P.S Why do you guys think "Allllllllie" is a name anyways? I can understand less L's, but that just sounds plain weird.

[Magikarp]

Re: Why hallo thar!

Oh, and not to pick favorites and be mean to the rest of you guys, but out of all you TC's, I like Magnum SUV, and Pastor Pistle the best. It's even better when Pastor Al makes a funny, that's the fun about looking at this board.

Oh, and Alie and Joo. Even though they're not TC's, and you probably don't like them, they're still lively, even though Joo's quarantined, and I haven't seen Alie here in a while.

[Justina Thyme]

Re: Why hallo thar!

Oh, and not to pick favorites and be mean to the rest of you guys, but out of all you TC's, I like Magnum SUV, and Pastor Pistle the best. It's even better when Pastor Al makes a funny, that's the fun about looking at this board.

Oh, and Alie and Joo. Even though they're not TC's, and you probably don't like them, they're still lively, even though Joo's quarantined, and I haven't seen Alie here in a while.

Welcome to Landover Baptist Church, Magikarp. Please take a few moments to read through the following list and rid your home of any items on it that you happen to have:

American Indian artifacts (dreamcatchers, etc.); carvings, pictures
Items from other countries, especially Africa, China, Japan
Statues/pictures of Buddha, Krishna
Dolls and stuffed animals (dolls originated in voodoo)
Paisley pattern on anything
Items of clothing named after pagan idols or gods/goddesses(e.g., Nike is a Greek goddess, according to the dictionary)
Pictures of movie stars/other celebrities
Some items passed down from ancestors (the ancestor may have been cursed)
Shamrocks, clovers or any kind of good luck charm
East Indian items
Any items that are used in witchcraft
The Book of Mormon
The Satanic Bible
Any "Christian" bible other than the English King James Version 1611 (KJV1611)
Books on other religions
Rock and roll music, jazz music, etc.
Flamingos, sundials, books/tapes from false (i.e., non-Deliverance) religions
Ankhs, astrological symbols, peace symbols, tikis, Italian horns (cornutos)
Stars, wishbones, incense, fleurs-de-lis

Thank you, and I hope you enjoy your time with us.

[Nobar King]

Re: Why hallo thar!

I'm glad you think this is all so funny, magicrap, but laughing at Jesus is no laughing matter. I suggest you read more about being a Christian and start repenting as soon as possible.

[Ezekiel Bathfire]

Re: Why hallo thar!

I'm not as close a Catholic as the rest of them,

That’s rather like saying “I’m only a little bit pregnant.” Catlix are the worse possible case. They have been indoctrinated by the antichrist himself. Two millennia of cult programming have almost perfected their ways.

But Praise! The Lord sees chinks in the armor and will squeeze His perfectly formed fingers through, then with one Mighty heave He will tear apart the trappings of Satanism!

What’s your feeling on Transubstantiation Romeboy?

[WickedWitch]

Re: Why hallo thar!

Hi all, xtians and heathens alike.

My name's Jack, and it's nice to meet you all! Hello, Jack. It's not... Captain Jack... is it?

I've been lurking since May 07, and only now decided to join. I was inspired to because everyone that was inactive earlier were coming back, so I decided, oh what the hell, I'll throw my hat in too. *Twitches her nose* I'm not sure what I think about voyeurism... Though it is nice to have another deviant wandering around.

Based on what you guys usually ask the newbies when they come in, my favorite nickname for Hillary is Sir Hillary Clitoris. Unlike most of my kinsmen, who are die-hard Roman Catholics, I'm not as close a Catholic as the rest of them, which I know will probably be somewhat of a plus, for Sis M&M anyways.

From your bible, my favorite verse is Matthew 24:51, because no one likes a liar and a hypocrite.

And shall cut him asunder, and appoint him his portion with the hypocrites: there shall be weeping and gnashing of teeth. (Matt 24:51)

Weeping and gnashing sounds like you know what, but oh well.

P.S Why do you guys think "Allllllllie" is a name anyways? I can understand less L's, but that just sounds plain weird.

They do it to piss me off. It only works half the time, though.

Oh, and not to pick favorites and be mean to the rest of you guys, but out of all you TC's, I like Magnum SUV, and Pastor Pistle the best. It's even better when Pastor Al makes a funny, that's the fun about looking at this board. My favourites are OEJ, Eno, Poetic Peter, Hairy Homer (who seems to have disappeared), Pastor Pistle, SUV, Raechel Van Helsing, and TwinkBoy (who has also disappeared).

Oh, and Alie and Joo. Yay!! I'm a favourite! Even though they're not TC's, and you probably don't like them That's ridiculous, they LOVE me., they're still lively, even though Joo's quarantined, and I haven't seen Alie here in a while.

Well, I haven't disappeared, and I seem to be here now... Perhaps you're hallucinating?

Welcome to the forum, how long are you planning to stay?

[Magikarp]

Re: Why hallo thar!

I'm glad you think this is all so funny, magicrap, but laughing at Jesus is no laughing matter. I suggest you read more about being a Christian and start repenting as soon as possible.

Lol, I knew someone was going to do the magicrap thing, although I can't belive you beat Zeke to the punch.

@Bathfire: Like I said, there are some parts of Catholicism that are just plain silly, like that. And I'm not a romeboy, I'm Irish.

translation for TC's: I'm not a dago, I'm a mick.

But thanks for being somewhat positive about the whole thread, Mr. Bathfire.

[Magikarp]

Re: Why hallo thar!

They do it to piss me off. It only works half the time, though.



Well, I haven't disappeared, and I seem to be here now... Perhaps you're hallucinating?

Welcome to the forum, how long are you planning to stay?

I thought you, DWJ, Hikari and the rest of you guys/girls stopped posting for a while, then came back.

And I plan to stay as long as I can. I might get banned at some point, but the TC's like to keep people (which I'm sure you know) around here as long as possible so they can get their message into people.

I was going to say Father Mo, but I know you two don't really get along so I did'nt put him in. I just remembered that because my girlfreind's name is Allison, and since your name is Alie it reminded me of my GF. (not meaning I'd do that sort of thing on the internet, that'd be creepy.

[Ezekiel Bathfire]

Re: Why hallo thar!

And I'm not a romeboy, I'm Irish.

Romeboy = acolyte of the vicar of Rome - Catlick

translation for TC's: I'm not a dago, I'm a mick.

Mick = 1. A drunk in a green suit with pig and a bomb under his arm being buggered by a priest. 2. A believer in leprechauns.

But thanks for being somewhat positive about the whole thread, Mr. Bathfire.

You must have misread something.

So why are you here? Other than your mother fell on top of someone on the way from the bothy?

[Eugene Hackwith]

Re: Why hallo thar!

Mick = 1. A drunk in a green suit with pig and a bomb under his arm being buggered by a priest. 2. A believer in leprechauns.

3. Potatoes.

[WickedWitch]

Re: Why hallo thar!

I thought you, DWJ, Hikari and the rest of you guys/girls stopped posting for a while, then came back. Hmm, true. I was gone... I have a talent for disappearing; my reappearances are always tonnes of fun, though.

And I plan to stay as long as I can. I might get banned at some point, but the TC's like to keep people (which I'm sure you know) around here as long as possible so they can get their message into people.

I was going to say Father Mo, but I know you two don't really get along so I did'nt put him in. He's a creep, but he's also funny sometimes. His original username made me snicker. I just remembered that because my girlfreind's name is Allison, and since your name is Alie it reminded me of my GF. (not meaning I'd do that sort of thing on the internet, that'd be creepy.

Just about all the people I know of who share my nickname are Allisons. And usually, they spell it Ali or Alli, or Ally. Apparently, we Alicias/Alies are a rare breed.

Psst, I have some Irish in me, too.

[Magikarp]

Re: Why hallo thar!

3. Potatoes.

I'm a potato?

Well that makes a lot of sense.

Potatoes are'nt my favorite food. Anything that has beef in it is ok for me.

As for the drunk stereotype, the legal age for drinking is 21 in California. I'm but 20, so I can't really fit into that stereotype, much to your dissatisfaction.

[Magikarp]

Re: Why hallo thar!

Just about all the people I know of who share my nickname are Allisons. And usually, they spell it Ali or Alli, or Ally. Apparently, we Alicias/Alies are a rare breed.

Well, I don't know if it's something ado with California, but in college there's a lot of Allison's on campus. Maybe it's a Canada thing?

Psst, I have some Irish in me, too.

Lol, that's awesome!

Btw, is Nobar always that cranky?

[Talitha]

Re: Why hallo thar!

Psst, I have some Irish in me, too.

Listen Missy, I have no wish to hear about your sexual liaisons.

[WickedWitch]

Re: Why hallo thar!

Well, I don't know if it's something ado with California, but in college there's a lot of Allison's on campus. Maybe it's a Canada thing? Perchance.



Lol, that's awesome! I know, I rock, don't I?

Btw, is Nobar always that cranky?

Yes. Most of the elderly gentlemen here are a bit on the grumpy side.

Listen Missy, I have no wish to hear about your sexual liaisons.

You're just jealous because you're not a favourite!