Hello. My name is Agwimbe

[awimbaway]

Hello - I have not yet had the pleasure of reading the glorious posts in this forum, but am so pleased to have found a loving community of Christian people who are here for one single purpose: To worship God.

I hope to make many good friends here.

Where is everybody from?

If there are any fellow Jesus-lovers from around the Ghana area, please get in touch.

All the best and kindest regards from a happy Christian.

Agwimbe

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: Hello. My name is Agwimbe

Hi, Agwimbe, and welcome!

I see you missed the instructions at the top of the page. I'll re-post them here for you:

Here is where you introduce yourself. Tell us:

what church you go to and

what your favorite Bible verse is and

how you came to find Jesus.

[awimbaway]

Re: Hello. My name is Agwimbe

My apologies!

OK Reverend.

I am a member of the Pentecostal church. My favourite Bible passage is from the Song of Solomon (Chapter 7 Verse 3) and I first found Jesus when I nearly burned the whole house down - his face was imprinted on a scorch mark on the wall.

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

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My apologies!

OK Reverend.

I am a member of the Pentecostal church. My favourite Bible passage is from the Song of Solomon (Chapter 7 Verse 3) and I first found Jesus when I nearly burned the whole house down - his face was imprinted on a scorch mark on the wall.

Thank you.

What do you find so compelling about Song of Solomon 7:3?

3 Thy two breasts are like two young roes that are twins.

How does it speak to you about God?

[awimbaway]

Re: Hello. My name is Agwimbe

Shows his appreciation of the human body

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: Hello. My name is Agwimbe

Shows his appreciation of the human body

God's? Or Solomon's?

Why would God need to "appreciate" His own creation?

This isn't logical. That'd be like the chef telling everyone what a great dinner he'd made. Or an artist writing a review of his own sculpture exhibition.

[Mary Etheldreda]

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God's? Or Solomon's?

Why would God need to "appreciate" His own creation?

This isn't logical. That'd be like the chef telling everyone what a great dinner he'd made. Or an artist writing a review of his own sculpture exhibition.

Oh goodness, Reverend, you don't think this negro has come here expecting to talk about white ladies' naughty bits, do you?

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

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Oh goodness, Reverend, you don't think this negro has come here expecting to talk about white ladies' naughty bits, do you?

Maybe he's into Jewish ladies' dirty pillows, Sister!

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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Dear Spearchucker;

I am familiar with the song they wrote about you.

[Zechariah Smyth]

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Pentecostal? You don't do any of that ridiculous "speaking in tongues" nonsense, do you?



"Oogah boogah bwana dagomba!"



Yours in Christ,

Z. Smyth

[Faith_Machine]

Re: Hello. My name is Agwimbe

I understand they got a lot of Chinese living in Ghana. They ever give you any trouble?

[Brother Mark Loman]

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I'd sure hate to be a wretched sinner in your spearchuckin neck of the woods and receive the wrath of God. Elephantiasis ring a bell?! Pentecostal tongues sends a chill down my spine- uh keedie unda koodie unda keedie unda kie, koodie unda keedie unda koodie unda kie! Welcome!

[Ezekiel Bathfire]

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Where is everybody from?

Hello. I am a white man. I am from the land that Jesus Blessed. It is called America. It is a long, long way from where you live - it is many moon's travel across the sea.

In America, we do not live in mud huts and our women do not walk around naked. We do not put a bone through our nose, nor do we say, "Oooga-Booga!" and shake our spears. In fact, spears are rare in America.

We have many cars and whiteman's silver birds. We live in real houses made of concrete or bricks (those things are like big stones.)

If you pray to Jesus, He will help you in your life. He will not help you come to America though, because there are many of your people here already and they all seem angry and dissatisfied.

[awimbaway]

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If you pray to Jesus, He will help you in your life. He will not help you come to America though, because there are many of your people here already and they all seem angry and dissatisfied.

'You people'?

For the record everybody here, I am a white man. I was born in America and I lived there for the first 30 years of my life. I find the people of Ghana more respectful than many I met during the first 30 years of my life in America.

I do pray to Jesus, and he has saved me - but I have no desire for him to help me back to America, because there are too many narrow minded people there using religion as an excuse to be racist.

Oh, and I also live in a brick house - yes, it was built by black people, and I paid them a fair wage to do so - sorry if this upsets anybody here.

I would also like to thank the forum moderators for jumping to the conclusion that I am black and changing my username from my real name to a racist reference.

Despite the fact that he loves you all very dearly, I don't believe Jesus is impressed with any of you.

Shame.

[awimbaway]

Re: Hello. My name is Agwimbe

God's? Or Solomon's?

Why would God need to "appreciate" His own creation?

This isn't logical. That'd be like the chef telling everyone what a great dinner he'd made. Or an artist writing a review of his own sculpture exhibition.

But God did see that the world he had made was good... is that not appreciation?