[drecky]

Re: What's up?

Brain tumor...OK, that explains a lot of things.

Say, what did you do to get Jesus so mad at you that He'd put a tumor-demon in your head?

YiC,

Zech

The tumour comes from an increase in the growth of cells in my brain. Are you saying Jesus caused me to develop a brain tumour? Maybe he wants me to die. That would be better for everyone, anyway.

[Zechariah Smyth]

Re: What's up?

The tumour comes from an increase in the growth of cells in my brain. Are you saying Jesus caused me to develop a brain tumour? Maybe he wants me to die. That would be better for everyone, anyway.

Do you think it is beyond His ability to give you a tumor?

[Deaner]

Re: What's up?

Maybe he wants me to die. That would be better for everyone, anyway.

Aww; pookie-wookie. You want Uncle Deaner to give you a hug? Christ doesn't want you to die. The worst He does is let you burn in hell forever and ever.

[drecky]

Re: What's up?

My apologies too. That explains a lot. Welcome!

You're earlier statement hurt me, though. I'm not a "he" and I've never been raped, especially by satan. I forgive you, though.

[Deaner]

Re: What's up?

I'm not a "he"

Well there goes my next argument of a back-up of sperm cells.

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: What's up?

The tumour comes from an increase in the growth of cells in my brain. Are you saying Jesus caused me to develop a brain tumour? Maybe he wants me to die. That would be better for everyone, anyway.

God is all-powerful.

God is all-knowing.

Therefore, God knows you have a brain tumor. He knew before you got it that you would get it.

He was able to prevent it, and is able to cure it.

He has not done so.

Therefore, God has chosen to allow you to have a brain tumor.

Why do you suppose that is?

[drecky]

Re: What's up?

Do you think it is beyond His ability to give you a tumor?

Of course not. God, Jesus, and the Holy Spirit can do anything! I just don't know if he actually caused my tumour because of something I did. I can't think of anything that would warrant a brain tumour.

[Deaner]

Re: What's up?

You're earlier statement hurt me, though. I'm not a "he" and I've never been raped, especially by satan. I forgive you, though.

So you've taken an 8 foot tallywhacker voluntarily?

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: What's up?

Of course not. God, Jesus, and the Holy Spirit can do anything! I just don't know if he actually caused my tumour because of something I did. I can't think of anything that would warrant a brain tumour.

You do realize that even the tiniest sin (disobedience of any part of God's Law) is reason enough for Him to resurrect you from the dead into an immortal body, then burn you alive for all time in His Lake of Fire?

How much less would be required to warrant a brain tumor?

[John North]

Re: What's up?

What about your forum name? I guess you’ve removed the spaces from Du recker nu. What do you mean by that?

[Deaner]

Re: What's up?

Does your brain tumor make you look like this...

[drecky]

Re: What's up?

So you've taken an 8 foot tallywhacker voluntarily?

Ha,ha. No. I've never done things like that. I don't want to, either. It sounds rather painful.

You do realize that even the tiniest sin (disobedience of any part of God's Law) is reason enough for Him to resurrect you from the dead into an immortal body, then burn you alive for all time in His Lake of Fire?

How much less would be required to warrant a brain tumor?

Yes, I know. What could be an example of something that someone might consider a minor sin? Could you tell me? I need to know.

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: What's up?

Yes, I know. What could be an example of something that someone might consider a minor sin? Could you tell me? I need to know.

In God's eyes, all sins are equal. All sins receive the same, eternal punishment.

By human "values", a "minor sin" might be mouthing off to your mother while you're a teenager, or sneaking a cookie before dinner when told not to.

[drecky]

Re: What's up?

Does your brain tumor make you look like this...

Nah. It's inside my head. Pressing against my prefrontal lobe. I look like a normal girl.

What about your forum name? I guess you’ve removed the spaces from Du recker nu. What do you mean by that?

Nothing really. I just liked the way it sounded all smushed together.

[drecky]

Re: What's up?

In God's eyes, all sins are equal. All sins receive the same, eternal punishment.

By human "values", a "minor sin" might be mouthing off to your mother while you're a teenager, or sneaking a cookie before dinner when told not to.

Oh, well, I do tend to get angry sometimes, but doesn't Christ grant forgiveness when we pray and repent? The most I do is get angry and blow up at people, but I always ask for forgiveness. And when I pray, I have a feeling of peace come over me. I assume the feeling comes from Christ. Where else would it come from?

Do you guys believe that I may go to heaven when I die?