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  • #31
    Re: What's up?

    Originally posted by Dureckernu View Post
    Nah. It's inside my head. Pressing against my prefrontal lobe. I look like a normal girl.
    Why don't you confess your sins to Jesus, and ask Him to take it away? Do you not trust Him to actually do it?
    Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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    • #32
      Re: What's up?

      Originally posted by Mary Etheldreda View Post
      Why don't you confess your sins to Jesus, and ask Him to take it away? Do you not trust Him to actually do it?
      I pray for it every day, and I do believe that he is capable of removing the tumour, but if it's not in his will or for the greater good, I have no problems with leaving this earth to be with Him.
      For whatsoever man he be that hath a blemish, he shall not approach: a blind man, or a lame, or he that hath a flat nose, or any thing superfluous.--Lev.21:18

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      • #33
        Re: What's up?

        Originally posted by Dureckernu View Post
        I pray for it every day, and I do believe that he is capable of removing the tumour, but if it's not in his will or for the greater good, I have no problems with leaving this earth to be with Him.
        I'm confused. If you pray for healing, why does He not grant it? (Luke 11:9)
        Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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        • #34
          Re: What's up?

          Welcome friend, I assume you are taking home Ec. classes at the University of Georgia. Have you been able to catch the eye of any males?
          When did you first discover Jersus had come inside you?
          Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
          Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
          Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
          Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
          Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
          Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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          • #35
            Re: What's up?

            Originally posted by Dureckernu View Post
            Oh, well, I do tend to get angry sometimes, but doesn't Christ grant forgiveness when we pray and repent? The most I do is get angry and blow up at people, but I always ask for forgiveness. And when I pray, I have a feeling of peace come over me. I assume the feeling comes from Christ. Where else would it come from?
            Satan, or your own imagination.

            What makes you think Jesus will forgive you when you continue to sin?

            Hebrews 10:26-27

            26 For if we sin wilfully after that we have received the knowledge of the truth, there remaineth no more sacrifice for sins,
            27 But a certain fearful looking for of judgment and fiery indignation, which shall devour the adversaries.

            If you continue to sin after being Saved, you have damned yourself.
            Bible boring? Nonsense!
            Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
            You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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            • #36
              Re: What's up?

              A lot of false churches encourage activities that would produce inappropriate hormones and cause neurotransmitters to be released which would give you all sorts of "feelings" - but the Religion Is Feeling school of thought is anti-scriptural and has gained no ground here at Landover. I know this is not the case in Sweden..

              Welcome to the forum. Perhaps one of the Pastors could advise whether the sin of one of your great-great-great-great-great-great-grandparents could be responsible for your tumor? God is perfect and never smites the innocent undeservedly.

              Or you might need look further back?

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              • #37
                Re: What's up?

                Originally posted by drecky View Post
                I have a brain tumour and it comprimises my ability to get words out the way I intend them.
                EWWW! Oh my GOD! You're a retard? Did I get any on me??
                Who Will Jesus Damn?

                Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                • #38
                  Re: What's up?

                  Originally posted by drecky View Post
                  Oh, well, I do tend to get angry sometimes, but doesn't Christ grant forgiveness when we pray and repent? The most I do is get angry and blow up at people, but I always ask for forgiveness. And when I pray, I have a feeling of peace come over me. I assume the feeling comes from Christ. Where else would it come from?

                  Do you guys believe that I may go to heaven when I die?
                  At first, you wondered if we were going to kill you. Are you a sodomite? A murderer? A witch or blasphemer? A picker-up of sticks on the Sabbath? Did you not produce evidences of your virginity on the wedding night? If not, then we have no command from God to kill you (yet).

                  On the other hand, if God cursed you with a tumor, you must have done something. We can't know what that was or is, but rather than bellyaching about whether God (according to us) accepts you, why not be sure yourself that He will accept you by following the Bible to the letter?

                  (See 2 Timothy 2:15)

                  Pastor Ed

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                  • #39
                    Re: What's up?

                    Originally posted by Pastor Ed Lowman View Post
                    God cursed you with a tumor, you must have done something.
                    Amen, Brother! When really bad things happen (like you get eaten by wild beasts, get killed in war, get sick and die, get born a cripple, etc.), then you'll know that it was God that did it to you. Shout GLORY!


                    Ezekiel 14:13 Son of man, when the land sinneth against me by trespassing grievously, then will I stretch out mine hand upon it, and will break the staff of the bread thereof, and will send famine upon it, and will cut off man and beast from it:

                    14:15 If I cause noisome beasts to pass through the land, and they spoil it, so that it be desolate, that no man may pass through because of the beasts:

                    14:17 Or if I bring a sword upon that land, and say, Sword, go through the land; so that I cut off man and beast from it:

                    14:19 Or if I send a pestilence into that land, and pour out my fury upon it in blood, to cut off from it man and beast:

                    14:21 For thus saith the Lord GOD; How much more when I send my four sore judgments upon Jerusalem, the sword, and the famine, and the noisome beast, and the pestilence, to cut off from it man and beast?
                    Who Will Jesus Damn?

                    Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                    Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                    Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                    • #40
                      Re: What's up?

                      Originally posted by drecky View Post
                      From what I've read on these forums, you guys seem to be VERY opinionated, and there's nothing wrong with that. But it's a little scary. I don't want to be lashed out at for disagreeing with something.
                      Please don't suggest we are disagreeable. Quite the contrary!! We all agree with each other, and if you are a True Christian, who reads, understands, and lives by the teachings of the Bible, we will agree with you, too.

                      You will not find any other Christian forum with this kind of consistency, where everybody, in fact, agrees with everybody else. Except with the Hell-bound sinners, obviously.
                      "Come Unto Me. Put forth thine hand now, and touch all that he hath." (Matthew 19:14, Job 1:11).

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                      • #41
                        Re: What's up?

                        Now that we've earned your trust, don't you think it's time you told us what church you attend?
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                        REGISTERED SPIRITUAL PREDATOR, and prohibited from sending or receiving personal messages, text messages, or instant messages to forum users below the rank of True Christian™. This user is further prohibited from engaging with any persons in real-time audio or video "chats" via Web cams, Skype, Facetime, or any other Internet audio/video technology or service.

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                        • #42
                          Re: What's up?

                          Originally posted by drecky View Post
                          Do you guys believe that I may go to heaven when I die?
                          Nope.

                          There are ways to make a love donation to Jesus Christ Himself which is placed directly in his jewel encrusted ostrich skin wallet with your name attached to it. What ever you can afford (US money only please), $500 right up to a million. Christ does not count the amount, He counts your sincerity and love in giving.

                          Please let me know if you need directions in going this route.

                          YIC

                          Deaner

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                          • #43
                            Re: What's up?

                            Originally posted by Deaner View Post
                            Nope.

                            There are ways to make a love donation to Jesus Christ Himself which is placed directly in his jewel encrusted ostrich skin wallet with your name attached to it. What ever you can afford (US money only please), $500 right up to a million. Christ does not count the amount, He counts your sincerity and love in giving.

                            Please let me know if you need directions in going this route.

                            YIC

                            Deaner
                            Quite right Brother Deaner!
                            God only looks at the percentage of total net worth of your meager token of appreciation for not being smote yet.
                            The more your gift to Him affects your life, the more pleased God becomes. You do want Him to be happy, don't you?
                            Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
                            Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
                            Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
                            Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
                            Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
                            Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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                            • #44
                              Re: What's up?

                              Originally posted by Deaner View Post
                              Nope.

                              There are ways to make a love donation to Jesus Christ Himself which is placed directly in his jewel encrusted ostrich skin wallet with your name attached to it. What ever you can afford (US money only please), $500 right up to a million. Christ does not count the amount, He counts your sincerity and love in giving.

                              Please let me know if you need directions in going this route.

                              YIC

                              Deaner
                              Amen, Brother. Have the boy get his mommy's credit cards and contact our team of joo accountants. Baby Jesus needs a new pair of shoes.
                              Who Will Jesus Damn?

                              Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                              Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                              Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                              • #45
                                Re: What's up?

                                Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                                EWWW! Oh my GOD! You're a retard? Did I get any on me??
                                Apparently you did, sir. I had no idea retardation was contagious...thanks for proving me wrong.
                                For whatsoever man he be that hath a blemish, he shall not approach: a blind man, or a lame, or he that hath a flat nose, or any thing superfluous.--Lev.21:18

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