[Professor Bessemer]

Re: Another conundrum

How do rationalize my God-given duty to suppress the re-election of the Anti-Christ with the fact that a Papist and a Cultist are the alternative? What do I tell my less-washed bretheren? Or should I just rejoice that this "choice" is really the last true sign of the impending Rapture?

The way I see the situation is that the Mitt Romney is far more likely to become an Ex-Mormon than Obama is to become an Ex-Negro.

[Carl the wop]

Re: It's a sign..

Professor B: What about beer? Don't MONKS make that? Couldn't (and wouldn't) they contaminate the yeast with papal dust of some sort?

[Zechariah Smyth]

Re: It's a sign..

Professor B: What about beer? Don't MONKS make that? Couldn't (and wouldn't) they contaminate the yeast with papal dust of some sort?

I don't think any beer is made by apes, or at least not the ones made in St. Louis. Milwaukee I'm not sure about.

YiC,

Zech

[Professor Bessemer]

Re: It's a sign..

As Brother Smyth suggests, American beer should be safe from papist contamination.

[Mary Etheldreda]

Re: It's a sign..

Your wisdom on this topic is exemplary. But aren't those leavened? In that case, doesn't that fit the usual Catholic loopholes about these things, or should I cast out ALL wafer-like products? My gluten-addled soul needs divination, brother.

You might want to throw away any and all beads in your home, too, lest they tempt you to pray a rosary (Matthew 6:7). You might also want to cast out any felt, lest you feel tempted to make a scapular unto the goddess Mary. When I left the Roman cult, I burned all my popsicle sticks so I would never again be tempted to craft a Marion Grotto in honor of the retarded girl, Bernadette, whose delusions inspired decades of goddess worship. Welcome to Life Outside the Cult!

[Carl the wop]

Re: Another conundrum

But what about Paul Ryan? He seems very much the Arch-Papist, or an Eddie Munster clone. Either way it's vexing.

[Carl the wop]

Re: It's a sign..

I am your humble servant, sister Mary, and I shall endeavor diligently to remove all papist stains from my home, and to redeem myself in your eyes..

[James Hutchins]

Re: It's a sign..

What is your major malfunction Carlos? Are you so inept as to be unable to follow the instructions that even a portugese female could follow?
Landover is a private site intended only for decent Christians.

I think you should read our syllabus for new posters as written by Pastor Billy-Reuben. It really explains all you need to know as far as our beliefs. It also outlines what is expected as far as your behavior on these forums.

Here are your rights as articulated by Dr. Enobarbus.

New members are requested to make an introduction for themselves.

We always encourage everyone to back up all claims with scripture from the Holy Bible.

Chances are the question you want to have answered has been asked before. I would be sure to use the search function before diving head first into people who are tired of hearing the same question over and over.

[Carl the wop]

Help needed

Brothers and sisters:

It was suggested to me by one of the pastors that I should rectify the error of my ancestors in not giving me a name befitting of His native language. I therefore humbly beseech thee for help in cleansing myself by changing my clearly Papist first name to Carl in order to help me on my journey to the true Word and devotion to His name. Any help that can be provided would be greatly appreciated. Praise be!!

[Carl the wop]

Re: Help needed

I am sorry brother James. I have seen the error of my ways and have repented. Please forgive me as Jesus forgave those who did not know what they were doing.