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  • hhostmorke
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    • Apr 2008
    • 4

    #1

    Hi there.

    Hi there loved and beloved friends! I'm totally new here on forum but I've been reading LBC site for a week (pretty short, I now). I've learned many things and I want to learn more! So that's why I'm here! I like the way of thinking of LBC and I want to follow it. But as usual, every man has something bad in his life. My parents are Roman-Catholic.
    I hate them because of that and they hate me because of my way of thinking! Jesus want me to continue and I will! Anyway that's all from me now, if You have any question feel free to ask.

  • Magikarp
    hateful Danish communis
    Forum Member
    • Apr 2008
    • 266

    #2
    Re: Hi there.

    Yes.

    How come you don't like Catholicism?
    Ecclesiastes 4:5 The fool foldeth his hands together, and eateth his own flesh.

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    • Ezekiel Bathfire
      Pastor for Diversity and Tolerance
      Christ's Rottweiler
       
      • Jan 2008
      • 22916

      #3
      Re: Hi there.

      Originally posted by hhostmorke View Post
      Hi there loved and beloved friends! I'm totally new here on forum but I've been reading LBC site for a week (pretty short, I now). I've learned many things and I want to learn more! So that's why I'm here! I like the way of thinking of LBC and I want to follow it. But as usual, every man has something bad in his life. My parents are Roman-Catholic.
      I hate them because of that and they hate me because of my way of thinking! Jesus want me to continue and I will! Anyway that's all from me now, if You have any question feel free to ask.

      1. How do you reconcile M'r:10:19: Thou knowest the commandments, Do not commit adultery, Do not kill, Do not steal, Do not bear false witness, Defraud not, Honour thy father and mother. with your statement, “My parents are Roman-Catholic. I hate them because of that…”

      2. What is your view of transubstantiation?
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      “We must reassert that the essence of Christianity is the love of obedience to God’s Laws and that how that complete obedience is used or implemented does not concern us.”

      Author of such illuminating essays as,
      Map of the Known World; Periodic Table of Elements; The History of Linguistics; The Errors of Wicca; Dolphins and Evolution; The History of Landover (The Apology); Landover and the Civil War; 2000 Racial Slurs.

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      • Pastor Ezekiel
        Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
         
        • Sep 2006
        • 78556

        #4
        Re: Hi there.

        Originally posted by hhostmorke View Post
        Hi there loved and beloved friends! I'm totally new here on forum but I've been reading LBC site for a week (pretty short, I now). I've learned many things and I want to learn more! So that's why I'm here! I like the way of thinking of LBC and I want to follow it. But as usual, every man has something bad in his life. My parents are Roman-Catholic.
        I hate them because of that and they hate me because of my way of thinking! Jesus want me to continue and I will! Anyway that's all from me now, if You have any question feel free to ask.

        Please share with us how you came to find Jesus. Aside from worshiping satan, what other sins have you struggled with? How many times have you been anally assaulted by your mary worshiping priest?

        Originally posted by Magikarp View Post
        Yes.

        How come you don't like Catholicism?
        That's an easy question. Because the boy wants to escape an eternity in hellfire. Obviously.
        Who Will Jesus Damn?

        Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

        Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

        Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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        • Craig C.
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          Under Investigation
          • Apr 2008
          • 6

          #5
          Re: Hi there.

          I have the similar problem, just that my parents worship satan and listen to music that is obviusly influenced by the lord of darkness..
          just look at the dog from my neighbourhood (a lot of my neighbours are satanists)
          (satanic link deleted)
          they find that funny, but i am very scared..
          what if satan possesses me?
          i dont know what to do? should i escape from my parents? PLEASE HELP!!
          Last edited by Pastor Ezekiel; 04-28-2008, 12:35 PM. Reason: unsaved scum is not allowed to post demonic links

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          • Talitha
            Deaconess
            Gracious, genteel, kind, tender, and warm True Christian™ Sister
            True Christian™
            • Aug 2026
            • 15118

            #6
            Re: Hi there.

            Originally posted by Craig C. View Post
            I have the similar problem, just that my parents worship satan and listen to music that is obviusly influenced by the lord of darkness..
            just look at the dog from my neighbourhood (a lot of my neighbours are satanists)

            they find that funny, but i am very scared..
            what if satan possesses me?
            i dont know what to do? should i escape from my parents? PLEASE HELP!!
            Do you have a Credit Card to hand?

            Sister Talitha

            Markswoman, Circumcisionist, Platinum Tither.


            HE took the damsel by the hand, and said unto her, Talitha Cumi; which is,
            being interpreted, Damsel, I say unto thee, arise!...Mark 5:41



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            • Pastor Ezekiel
              Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
               
              • Sep 2006
              • 78556

              #7
              Re: Hi there.

              Originally posted by Craig C. View Post
              I have the similar problem, just that my parents worship satan and listen to music that is obviusly influenced by the lord of darkness..
              just look at the dog from my neighbourhood (a lot of my neighbours are satanists)
              (satanic link deleted)
              they find that funny, but i am very scared..
              what if satan possesses me?
              i dont know what to do? should i escape from my parents? PLEASE HELP!!
              How old are you boy?
              Who Will Jesus Damn?

              Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

              Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

              Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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              • Craig C.
                Unsaved trash
                Under Investigation
                • Apr 2008
                • 6

                #8
                Re: Hi there.

                Originally posted by Talitha View Post
                Do you have a Credit Card to hand?
                no

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                • Talitha
                  Deaconess
                  Gracious, genteel, kind, tender, and warm True Christian™ Sister
                  True Christian™
                  • Aug 2026
                  • 15118

                  #9
                  Re: Hi there.

                  Originally posted by Craig C. View Post
                  no
                  Why is that?

                  Sister Talitha

                  Markswoman, Circumcisionist, Platinum Tither.


                  HE took the damsel by the hand, and said unto her, Talitha Cumi; which is,
                  being interpreted, Damsel, I say unto thee, arise!...Mark 5:41



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                  • Dr. Otto Bond Sr.
                    Away on vacation, or very possibly deceased
                    BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                    • Feb 2008
                    • 177

                    #10
                    Re: Hi there.

                    Keep your nose clean, friend, and I'll see about putting in a good word with Jesus for you. Have you started tithing yet?

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                    • Craig C.
                      Unsaved trash
                      Under Investigation
                      • Apr 2008
                      • 6

                      #11
                      Re: Hi there.

                      Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                      How old are you boy?

                      i am 20 years old

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                      • Pastor Ezekiel
                        Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                         
                        • Sep 2006
                        • 78556

                        #12
                        Re: Hi there.

                        Originally posted by Craig C. View Post
                        i am 20 years old
                        And you still live with your parents? And you don't have a credit card? That is pathetic.

                        Are you a retarded or something?
                        Who Will Jesus Damn?

                        Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                        Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                        Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                        • Talitha
                          Deaconess
                          Gracious, genteel, kind, tender, and warm True Christian™ Sister
                          True Christian™
                          • Aug 2026
                          • 15118

                          #13
                          Re: Hi there.

                          At 20 years old you should be with a True Christian Female producing more little Soldiers for Jesus.

                          Sister Talitha

                          Markswoman, Circumcisionist, Platinum Tither.


                          HE took the damsel by the hand, and said unto her, Talitha Cumi; which is,
                          being interpreted, Damsel, I say unto thee, arise!...Mark 5:41



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                          • Craig C.
                            Unsaved trash
                            Under Investigation
                            • Apr 2008
                            • 6

                            #14
                            Re: Hi there.

                            well, thanks a lot..
                            my parents hated me thru all of my life
                            i was not allowed to go out, just becouse i love jesus..
                            they pressure me all the time, im still not allowed to do anything

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                            • Dr. Otto Bond Sr.
                              Away on vacation, or very possibly deceased
                              BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                              • Feb 2008
                              • 177

                              #15
                              Re: Hi there.

                              Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                              And you still live with your parents? And you don't have a credit card? That is pathetic.

                              Are you a retarded or something?
                              Let's see what Leviticus says about that:

                              21:16 And the LORD spake unto Moses, saying,
                              21:17 Speak unto Aaron, saying, Whosoever he be of thy seed in their generations that hath any blemish, let him not approach to offer the bread of his God.
                              21:18 For whatsoever man he be that hath a blemish, he shall not approach: a blind man, or a lame, or he that hath a flat nose, or any thing superfluous,
                              21:19 Or a man that is brokenfooted, or brokenhanded,
                              21:20 Or crookbackt, or a dwarf, or that hath a blemish in his eye, or be scurvy, or scabbed, or hath his stones broken;
                              21:21 No man that hath a blemish of the seed of Aaron the priest shall come nigh to offer the offerings of the LORD made by fire: he hath a blemish; he shall not come nigh to offer the bread of his God.
                              21:22 He shall eat the bread of his God, both of the most holy, and of the holy.
                              21:23 Only he shall not go in unto the vail, nor come nigh unto the altar, and thuse desecrate my sanctuary

                              Leviticus 21:16-23

                              If he is a retard, the Bible makes it quite clear he won't get into Heaven. Who wants to place bets that this will start him adamently denying he's retarded? I'd want to avoid eternal hellfire too. But he can't fool Jesus!

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