A Snotty Duck has landed

[snottyduck]

OK, let's get myself introduced.

In my real life I go with the Name Filip, I'm from Gent, a small city in the Flemish part of Belgium. I was born in the year 1977 and went trough my childhood just as many others did. When I was around 15 years old I discovered things like Black metal but got bored with it after some time and easily shifted towards Gothic/electro/Noise. Since then I never left that subculture and I have a happy life now together with my Girlfriend who is also into the Goth subculture. To straighten some things up I give you a short list of things I don't do:

-Drinking
-Smoking
-Doing drugs
-Being depressed
-Sacrifice people or animals
-Drink blood
-Scare or cut myself
-Participating in Gay/bisexual acts
-Worshiping satan
-Having multiple partners
-Having piercings ( I don't like needles, they are so scary)
-.... (and so many stereotypical things)

I'm just a plain guy who like to have fun, laughs a lot and likes to discuss a lot of things.

Why I landed here?? Just coincidence and curiosity I followed some link to here and decided to check it out. You may ask me any question you like and I will try to answer them as correctly as possible

Greetz
Uncle Goose

[Jake86]

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Its fun to screw with people

[snottyduck]

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Its fun to screw with people

Why would I find that funny?? I'm just here to have a look how other people think and feel, not to have fun on their expense. You are never to old or too wise to learn, you know.

[Dancing With Myself]

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Welcome to the forums.

[Dr. Santiago Solo]

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OK, let's get myself introduced.

In my real life I go with the Name Filip, I'm from Gent, a small city in the Flemish part of Belgium. I was born in the year 1977 and went trough my childhood just as many others did. When I was around 15 years old I discovered things like Black metal but got bored with it after some time and easily shifted towards Gothic/electro/Noise. Since then I never left that subculture and I have a happy life now together with my Girlfriend who is also into the Goth subculture. To straighten some things up I give you a short list of things I don't do:

-Drinking
-Smoking
-Doing drugs
-Being depressed
-Sacrifice people or animals
-Drink blood
-Scare or cut myself
-Participating in Gay/bisexual acts
-Worshiping satan
-Having multiple partners
-Having piercings ( I don't like needles, they are so scary)
-.... (and so many stereotypical things)

I'm just a plain guy who like to have fun, laughs a lot and likes to discuss a lot of things.

Why I landed here?? Just coincidence and curiosity I followed some link to here and decided to check it out. You may ask me any question you like and I will try to answer them as correctly as possible

Greetz
Uncle Goose

1 Corinthians 6:18-20

Flee fornication. Every sin that a man doeth is without the body; but he that committeth fornication sinneth against his own body. What? know ye not that your body is the temple of the Holy Ghost which is in you, which ye have of God, and ye are not your own?
For ye are bought with a price: therefore glorify God in your body, and in your spirit, which are God's.


Ephesians 5: 2-4

And walk in love, as Christ also hath loved us, and hath given himself for us an offering and a sacrifice to God for a sweetsmelling savour. But fornication, and all uncleanness, or covetousness, let it not be once named among you, as becometh saints;


Revelations 21:8


But the fearful, and unbelieving, and the abominable, and murderers, and whoremongers, and sorcerers, and idolaters, and all liars, shall have their part in the lake which burneth with fire and brimstone: which is the second death.


Before you marry, sex is still fornication, Goose, and got hates lustfulness!!! it is not late, you can always get bathed by the warm, sticky Blood of the Lamb, and be Saved(tm) from an Eternity of Satan sodomising you, and

[Ezekiel Bathfire]

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OK, let's get myself introduced. In my real life I go with the Name Filip, I'm from Gent, a small city in the Flemish part of Belgium.

You mean you are from Holland - we already know the old joke about Belgerum being a real country, and we also know that it is completely fictitious.

[Deaner]

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To straighten some things up I give you a short list of things I don't do...

How come masturbation and sodomy are not on the list?

[Daisy Mae Johnson]

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he left out witchcraft too.

[SUV]

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Goose-Boy done laid an Egg. (He didn't Praise Jesus.)

I wonder if he's met Dances Without Joy yet?

Don't let her scabies-mite avatar scare you away now

[Old Man Winter]

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Now Now. You have never met this guy guy you can't judge him to be some weird satanist from hell town just because he listens to Metal, Show me the passage thats says thou shalt not listen to metal. Anyways what bands do you like?
do you like Rush?

[snottyduck]

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How come masturbation and sodomy are not on the list?

he left out witchcraft too.

If I had make a list of the things I don't do I could go on for quite some time, for instance, I don't grow tomatoes either.

[WickedWitch]

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Why is your username "Uncle Goose"? Does it have a significant meaning to you, or is it just because you like it? Do you prefer to be called Goose, or Uncle Goose, or do you prefer Filip? Have you ever heard of Kaizer's Orchestra? (I love them!)

Oh, and I now formally welcome you to the forums, as I haven't done so yet. Welcome, Good Sir! *Gives you a gift basket*

[Herr_Doktor Phd.]

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Why is your username "Uncle Goose"? Does it have a significant meaning to you, or is it just because you like it? Do you prefer to be called Goose, or Uncle Goose, or do you prefer Filip? Have you ever heard of Kaizer's Orchestra? (I love them!)

Oh, and I now formally welcome you to the forums, as I haven't done so yet. Welcome, Good Sir! *Gives you a gift basket*

I would not be accepting any gifts from this one Goosey. Remember what I told you about succubus.

[Justina Thyme]

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Hello, Uncle Goose, and welcome to the Landover Baptist Church forum. Please take a moment to read and heed this article:

DEMONS ARE FOR REAL

You know, some of you have yet to deal with the problems in your life that can be caused by demons. We don't believe that EVERYTHING is caused by demons, just MOST THINGS. We are always reading about the miracles that go on in DELIVERANCE ministries. I mean, legs growing out and the whole ten yards, of the mighty power of God, in the name of our Lord and Savior, JESUS Christ.

Some of you still aren't even saved, which means when you die, you go to a place that your hamburger will get overcooked. You are a good candidate to go to hell if you do things you ought not to do. Here is a good test question. Would JESUS do this? What you DO is not really the issue. It is what you DON'T do that matters.

If you DON'T ask JESUS to come into your life, and forgive you of all your sins, HE said you CAN'T go to Heaven. It doesn't matter what you think. It doesn't matter what your Pastor thinks. It doesn't matter what your Rabbi thinks. It doesn't matter what your Priest thinks. It doesn't matter what I think. It only matters what JESUS thinks.

Some of you have many problems. Some of you are sick all the time. Some of you barely make it from payday to payday. God punishes sin. Some people get punished quicker than others, but it is only a matter of time until your sin catches up with you. Look at the AIDS cases. Except for the few innocent people, everyone involved are having illicit sex, doing drugs, or doing things that violate the common sense rules of God. Get serious with JESUS. GET SAVED! Make a commitment.

If you don't get your miracle after that, you need DELIVERANCE. If you have cancer, you may need to forgive some people before those demons come out. If you have certain other diseases, you may need to change your eating habits before the demons come out.

DELIVERANCE is not a one time shot. It is a daily walk. You can't walk in DELIVERANCE daily until you are first walking with JESUS daily.

Get some help from others or do SELF DELIVERANCE. By the way, the demons are on the INSIDE of you in your mind, will, emotions, body, personality, and all the nooks and crannies.

Your Spirit (where the Holy Spirit resides) cannot be inhabited by demons. However, they indeed do surround your Spirit so you can not be the total instrument God wants you to be.

JESUS IS THE DELIVERER

Please feel free to use the short Spiritual Warfare prayer in my signature line as necessary to help with your war against these ungodly spirits.

I hope your stay with us is pleasant. GLORY!

[Don the Baptist]

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Did the goose take off or peradventure he is sleeping...