Hello

[Jay Hood]

Hello fellow Christians, I am Jason (although you can call me Jay), I live in South Scotland, and I attend Larkhall Baptist Church.
My favourite bible verses include: Psalm 9:17 and Leviticus 18:22

[James Hutchins]

Re: Hello

Hello fellow Christians, I am Jason (although you can call me Jay), I live in South Scotland, and I attend Larkhall Baptist Church.
My favourite bible verses include: Psalm 9:17 and Leviticus 18:22

Welcome Joe. Tell us about when you realized Jesus was with you.

[Jay Hood]

Re: Hello

I have always been familiar with the teachings of Christ. My parents raised me and my siblings all in the proper Christian way

[Cranky Old Man]

Re: Hello

I went to Scotland two years ago and found it to be a horrible horrible place. My condolences you have to live there. Welcome to God's favorite forum.

[Jay Hood]

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I went to Scotland two years ago and found it to be a horrible horrible place. My condolences you have to live there. Welcome to God's favorite forum.

Thank you. It is a truly horrible and perverted nation, homosexuals on every corner! I have been praying for a green card to America for many months now, but my prayers haven't been answered just yet.

[Dr Laurence Niles]

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Thank you. It is a truly horrible and perverted nation, homosexuals on every corner! I have been praying for a green card to America for many months now, but my prayers haven't been answered just yet.

Sorry to here that.

What brings you to God's favourite forum?

YIC

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Hello

Hello fellow Christians, I am Jason (although you can call me Jay), I live in South Scotland, and I attend Larkhall Baptist Church.
My favourite bible verses include: Psalm 9:17 and Leviticus 18:22

Try and sober up when you post here on God's favorite forum. Put down the Jameson's and pick up a Bible, that's my advice for all you Scotties.

If you'd like to find out more about Landover Baptist Church, please read THIS thread created especially for new posters.

If you have a question, use the "search" function before posting it. Most likely it is being discussed somewhere on this Godly forum. Please don't waste God's precious bandwidth.

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[Pim Pendergast]

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Welcome, Jay. What is it you like about Ps 9:17 and Lev 18:22? You say you were brought up in a Christian home, but have you been born again? Have you been baptised? Are you married? Do you have children? Tell us more about yourself.

Also, I'm curious to know if you've ever worn a kilt before. According to Deut 22:5, it's a sin for a man to wear women's clothes — a skirt, for example.

[Jay Hood]

Re: Hello

I am 20 so I do not yet have a wife or children but I'm hoping I will soon
I like those verses because they show the true judgements of God and that the wrath will soon come down on these homers and fornicators.
I have been baptised from a young age in the baptist faith.
No I haven't worn a kilt.

[James Hutchins]

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Tell me Joe, how old were you when you started our walk with Jesus?

[Godfly]

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Welcome Jay! We at Landove are always willing to throw another shrimp on the barbie when people from your country join the fold. Of course we don't eat shrimp.

Leviticus 11:12
Whatsoeuer hath no finnes nor scales in the waters, that shalbe an abomination vnto you.

What language do they speak in your country? Do you see many wild kangaroos?

[Deaner]

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No I haven't worn a kilt.

Welcome Jay;

Do you not wear a kilt because jeans cover up your heroin injection sites? Also, do you have teeth?

[Carl the wop]

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Welcome Jay;

Do you not wear a kilt because jeans cover up your heroin injection sites? Also, do you have teeth?

Ah yes, Brother Deaner.. we've found ourselves a Trainspotter, I think.

[Pim Pendergast]

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I have been baptised from a young age in the baptist faith.

Are you saying you were baptised as an infant in a Baptist church?

[Little Donkey]

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I am 20 so I do not yet have a wife or children...

20 years is getting old for a Scotch what with all the drugs and drinking. It may be too late for you to be considering family life. Perhaps it would be best if you stopped being a burden on the wealth creators and leaders in South East England that pay the bills for your degenerate lifestyle?