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  • Young Peter
    Forum Member
    Forum Member
    • Nov 2012
    • 79
    #1

    ANTI SODOMY ANTI ORAL SEX ARTIST HERE

    Hello I havhne been wanting to sign up here for a logn tiem and am veyr very very glad to finally be here! Poeplle call me Young Peter and I am 19 years old and currently in a halfway house due to being wrongly convicted of a crime. Am not able to attend CHURCH but we do have weekly CHAPLAIN services here.

    My favorite BIBLE verse is REVELATION 21:8 because it says waht will happen to warlocks and I have been under warlock attack for several years which is the reason for my wrognful conviction.

    I was saved when I was in juvenile hall and a kid in there shared with me the GOOD BOOK.

    Here at ethe halfway house the counselors encaorufge me to make use of my talents. I am a very talented artist with drawigning and painting and writing and the CHAPLAIN who visits says I should use my taleknts ot give all GLORY to GOD so therefore I love to always draw picturtes that express my love for JESUS CHRIST.

    I hope it is OK wtih you if I share this picture I drew. It is called JESUS VERSUS THE SODOMY MONSTER and it is meant to represnt the LORD coming with a mightey sword to wipe out the sodomy form San Francisco which is represented by a giant gay leather daddy attacking the city with a vibrator he wields like Norman Bates holding hsi knife in Psycho. I hope you enjoy seeing my art as much as I enjoy creating it and I look forward gto t FELLOWSHIPIGN with all of you!!!!!!


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    • Levi Jones
      Pastor of Hermeneutics and Apologetics
      Bathed in Christ's Precious Blood
      Apostle to the Cactuses, Tumbleweeds and Jackrabbits
       
      • Jul 2009
      • 13930
      #2
      Re: ANTI SODOMY ANTI ORAL SEX ARTIST HERE

      That is some inspired art, young man.

      Is your chaplain a Christian or a catholic? Are you demon possessed? Are you a retarded?

      Welcome to our forums, Peter.
      Christians are superior because we possess an understanding that unbelievers lack. It is through the Power of Jesus only the converted mind is able to understand what is going on in the world; what the Communists are really up to; what Satan's intentions are. Most unbelievers do not even believe in Satan and cannot understand his tactics.

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        • Faith_Machine
          Dyed-in-the-wool True Christian™
          True Christian™
          • Mar 2011
          • 10050
          #3
          Re: ANTI SODOMY ANTI ORAL SEX ARTIST HERE

          Welcome aboard, young fella! It's always inspiring for me to meet a teenager who's interested in learning about Jesus. Tell me, do they allow you to have Web cams in that halfway house of yours?

          Speaking of which, I must confess I'm a little concerned about your being a criminal. What all did you get convicted of? I'm guessing there's a lot of other stuff you also did that you didn't get caught for? Don't be afraid to tell us everything boy, it's just us talking here.

          PS: I live just over the hill from you, in Pacifica. Do they allow visitors in that place?
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          REGISTERED SPIRITUAL PREDATOR, and prohibited from sending or receiving personal messages, text messages, or instant messages to forum users below the rank of True Christian™. This user is further prohibited from engaging with any persons in real-time audio or video "chats" via Web cams, Skype, Facetime, or any other Internet audio/video technology or service.

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            • Pim Pendergast
              PHD - Theophysicist
              Saving The Lost With The Truth Of Applied Theoscience
              True Christian™
              • Jun 2012
              • 3103
              #4
              Re: ANTI SODOMY ANTI ORAL SEX ARTIST HERE

              I would like to extend a Laodicean welcome to you, Young Peter. You are quite the artist. I expect one day your work will end up in the Louvre.

              You mention warlocks, but I believe that the KJV 1611 calls them sorcerers in Rev 21:8. Anyway, how were you under attack from sorcerers. And how did that land you in trouble with the law?
              sigpicMt 21:42, 44 Jesus saith unto them, Did ye never read in the scriptures, The stone which the builders rejected, the same is become the head of the corner: this is the Lord's doing, and it is marvellous in our eyes . . . ? And whosoever shall fall on this stone shall be broken: but on whomsoever it shall fall, it will grind him to powder.

              Find out what the Bible says about: Fortnite: Battle Royale, asexuality, shaving, psychiatry, chronic fatigue syndrome, babies

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                • Thomas Taylor
                  Forum Member
                  Forum Member
                  • Oct 2012
                  • 1486
                  #5
                  Re: ANTI SODOMY ANTI ORAL SEX ARTIST HERE

                  Welcome Young Peter, an excellent representation of the solution to an extremely perplexing social norm in the Soddom that is San Francisco.

                  It seems your Chaplain is a wise man as he appears to have quoted to you from

                  1 Corinthians 10:31

                  Whether therefore ye eat, or drink, or whatsoever ye do, do all to the glory of God.

                  Just make sure he is not a papist as, if he is, he will definitely try and lead you into a life of eternal damnation and anal rape.

                  I do hope you will share more of your art in the days ahead.
                  Isaiah 66:15

                  For behold, the Lord wil come with fire, and with his charets like a whirlewinde, to render his anger with furie, and his rebuke with flames of fire.

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                    • Young Peter
                      Forum Member
                      Forum Member
                      • Nov 2012
                      • 79
                      #6
                      Re: ANTI SODOMY ANTI ORAL SEX ARTIST HERE

                      Thanks you very much eveyboby fotr your very nice welcomes! I will try ot answer tyour questuoins as best I can:

                      Pastor Levi I am pretty sure the CHAPLAIN is not Catholic I sure hope he is not but having been to juvie I know hos to protet myself againsgt back door attacks so even if he is I will be OK. LOL.

                      Mr. Pim I have been under attack from a warlock who is jealsou of the special relattionship I have with the woman I love. the warlock caused her parents to turn againgst me and report me to the authorities. I was originally chareged with lewed conduct in the rpesne of a minor and some other bad things but it was plea bargained dwon to statutory rape.

                      I made a funny joke in court when it was time to enter my guilty plea I told the judge statutory rape? No I'm not a Catholic, so I'm not into statues!!!

                      I thought that was very funny but the judge did not.

                      Faith Machine now you know about my ocnviction but like I said it is a wrongful ocnviction and the work of the warlock who wants my sweetheart all to himslef.

                      I know it was wrong for me to fornicate with her but we are very truly in love and evne though she is under warlock mind contorol and her parents are trying to hide her and keep us apart I know in my hear t that we will be together. I would rather die than see herwith somebody else.

                      I belive I have sired a baby on her but I am not worried because I know we were married in our hearts so the baby is not a bastard. My greatest hoep is soon they will say I am psychologyically ready to re enter society and I will get a job and get out of this halfway house and be reunited with my love and we will raise our child far away from the warlock who GOD will smite something good!

                      UNtil that time I will continue to use my art skills to GLORIFY GOD and fight agaisnt sodomy and oral sex and other things which JESUS has told me are disgusting to HIM.

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                        • Dr Laurence Niles
                          Psychotheological Analyst Therapist
                           
                          • Jan 2012
                          • 9063
                          #7
                          Re: ANTI SODOMY ANTI ORAL SEX ARTIST HERE

                          Do me a favour, young man?

                          Stop typing that way. It's not getting you anywhere.

                          YIC
                          1 Corinthians 11:3 But I would have you know, that the head of every man is Christ; and the head of the woman is the man; and the head of Christ is God.

                          Revelation 22:15 For without are dogs, and sorcerers, and whoremongers, and murderers, and idolaters, and whosoever loveth and maketh a lie.

                          Leviticus 20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.

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                            • Young Peter
                              Forum Member
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                              • Nov 2012
                              • 79
                              #8
                              Re: ANTI SODOMY ANTI ORAL SEX ARTIST HERE

                              Mister Laurence thank you for your kind reply. I donat' understand what you mean though? Did I say somethign wrong? I am very sorry if I did. I try ot only say things that are in agreement with SCRIPTURE but I am sorry if I got somethgin wrong.

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                                • Dr Laurence Niles
                                  Psychotheological Analyst Therapist
                                   
                                  • Jan 2012
                                  • 9063
                                  #9
                                  Re: ANTI SODOMY ANTI ORAL SEX ARTIST HERE

                                  Originally posted by Young Peter View Post
                                  Mister Laurence thank you for your kind reply. I donat' understand what you mean though? Did I say somethign wrong? I am very sorry if I did. I try ot only say things that are in agreement with SCRIPTURE but I am sorry if I got somethgin wrong.
                                  It's Dr Niles

                                  Your spellink errors are deliberate. Come clean, son. Jesus bought you here for a reason and it's not to fake idiocy.

                                  People come here for many reasons and we are an open and inclusive forum but we do not suffer fools gladly.

                                  A whip for the horse, a bridle for the ass, and a rod for the fool's back. Proverbs 26:3
                                  1 Corinthians 11:3 But I would have you know, that the head of every man is Christ; and the head of the woman is the man; and the head of Christ is God.

                                  Revelation 22:15 For without are dogs, and sorcerers, and whoremongers, and murderers, and idolaters, and whosoever loveth and maketh a lie.

                                  Leviticus 20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.

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                                    • Cranky Old Man
                                      Trying to out-Methuselah Methuselah
                                      You kids get off his lawn!
                                       
                                      • Jan 2010
                                      • 22369
                                      #10
                                      Re: ANTI SODOMY ANTI ORAL SEX ARTIST HERE

                                      Welcome to God's favorite forum Peter!

                                      Your art is excellent. It is great to see young people worshiping Jesus in their own way. Your typing is horrible, please fix that.
                                      5 Reasons why GOD HATES WOMEN!
                                      To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
                                      James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."

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                                        • Mary Etheldreda
                                          Gushing for Jesus
                                           
                                          • Sep 2011
                                          • 23775
                                          #11
                                          Re: ANTI SODOMY ANTI ORAL SEX ARTIST HERE

                                          Welcome to our friendly forums, Young Peter. I see you have a real talent for the fine arts. I hope you show us some more of your work, as you have time that is.

                                          (PS, I thought your joke was funny )
                                          Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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                                            • Young Peter
                                              Forum Member
                                              Forum Member
                                              • Nov 2012
                                              • 79
                                              #12
                                              Re: ANTI SODOMY ANTI ORAL SEX ARTIST HERE

                                              Thamk you everybody I did not think I had made any spelling errors because I am an excellent writer but I went back and looked and you are right I had made some errors. Sorry about that I type really really really fast because my brain works at 100 miles a minute I am always on fire for the LORD. I will try to slow down and be more careful when I am typing.

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                                                • Young Peter
                                                  Forum Member
                                                  Forum Member
                                                  • Nov 2012
                                                  • 79
                                                  #13
                                                  Re: ANTI SODOMY ANTI ORAL SEX ARTIST HERE

                                                  I was wondering can somebody tell me why it says unsaed trash and under investigation under my name? I know I am a piece of trash in GOD'S eyes but I know I am saved. As for the part about being under investigation are you tied in to a police database or somehting? There is no case currently pending against me and I have not recently been questioned about anything but if you have information that I am currently being investigated please let me know becasue I am innocent and I need to contact my public defender and let him know about this. Thank you.

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                                                    • Didymus Much
                                                      Unsaved trash, Arrogant Atheist Dick
                                                      • Jun 2010
                                                      • 14079
                                                      #14
                                                      Re: ANTI SODOMY ANTI ORAL SEX ARTIST HERE

                                                      Originally posted by Young Peter View Post
                                                      I was wondering can somebody tell me why it says unsaed trash and under investigation under my name?...
                                                      When you registered, you were asked to read this thread BEFORE posting: "Noobs" please read this before posting.

                                                      ...I am innocent and I need to contact my public defender and let him know about this. Thank you.
                                                      Public defender?! Sucking on that gubmint teat ain't popular around here.

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                                                        • John North
                                                          True Christian™
                                                          True Christian™
                                                          • Sep 2012
                                                          • 414
                                                          #15
                                                          Re: ANTI SODOMY ANTI ORAL SEX ARTIST HERE

                                                          Originally posted by Young Peter View Post
                                                          I was wondering can somebody tell me why it says unsaed trash ... but I know I am saved.
                                                          Everybody is considered to be Unsaved Trash until they have proved that they’re not. It is up to each and everyone to rise from that state.

                                                          You say that you’re Saved. I’m pretty sure you’re NOT. Too much of what you’ve said so far indicate the opposite. But not to worry, it’s not too late by any means. With your hard work and our firm guidance everything is possible. If you do your part, it’s just a matter of time.

                                                          Nice drawing by the way; looking forward to see more of that kind.
                                                          Stop whining
                                                          (1 Thessalonians 5:18) - In every thing give thanks: for this is the will of God in Christ Jesus concerning you.
                                                          (1 Corinthians 10:10) - Neither murmur ye, as some of them also murmured, and were destroyed of the destroyer
                                                          (Psalm 106:25) - But murmured in their tents, And hearkened not unto the voice of the LORD
                                                          (Ephesians 4:29) - Let no corrupt communication proceed out of your mouth, but that which is good to the use of edifying, that it may minister grace unto the hearers

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