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Hi everyone. Matthew 4:4 is my favorite bible verse. I attend First Baptist Church in Pasadena,California (Land of the Heathen) I found Christ when I was 7 years old. Went to church for the first time with my father,and mother. I am married, and I have been blessed with 6 sons, and 2 girls. I follow the KJV 1611 Bible, and I am a Christian God Fearing MAN!
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I Want Jesus To Eat My Butthole And Whip My Ass.
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Welcome young man. I suppose out there in Californication, they allow queers in your church? Women in the pulpit? I can only imagine how trying it must be to be a Baptist in that foul cesspool of God-mockery and wicked sin.
In ChristMatthew 19:14 "But Jesus said, Suffer little children, and forbid them not, to come unto me: for of such is the kingdom of heaven."
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Thank you Brother Harold Porter! The church here is actually amazing. We don't allow queers or women in the pulpit, and we allow queers in, and try to rid them of there gayness. If they are unable to stop being gay they are kicked out. Thank THE LORD that I found a good church that is not filled with sin, and mockery.Originally posted by Brother Harold Porter View PostI Want Jesus To Eat My Butthole And Whip My Ass.Comment
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A solid policy, my friend. As an Ex-Gay myself for twenty years now, I do believe in giving the homos at least one chance to choose to be normal again. Feel free to distribute my 12-Step Program Out Of Queerness to those that pack mud but seek help. There is no fee.Originally posted by America Man View Post
In ChristMatthew 19:14 "But Jesus said, Suffer little children, and forbid them not, to come unto me: for of such is the kingdom of heaven."
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Thank you very much Brother! I came up with the program myself. I always believe in giving people 1 chance. An Ex-Gay for 20 years. I'm stunned that is very impressive I see so many homers refusing to change around Land of the Heathen. I will print out some 12 step programs. Thank you very much I am sure these will help! I pray that all the queers, and sodomites find Jesus Christ, and repent there gayness or burn in hell.Originally posted by Brother Harold Porter View PostA solid policy, my friend. As an Ex-Gay myself for twenty years now, I do believe in giving the homos at least one chance to choose to be normal again. Feel free to distribute my 12-Step Program Out Of Queerness to those that pack mud but seek help. There is no fee.
In ChristI Want Jesus To Eat My Butthole And Whip My Ass.Comment
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Broteher Harold Porter were you ever in juvenile hall or adult jail? There is a got of aggressive homosexual activity in those places even from boys and men who you would not think of as homosesxual. If there is one thing I learned it is that every man is a potential gay rapsit!
I was going to get a "prison tat" of LEVITICUS 18:22 on my lower back to remind people of where GOD stands, but then I remembered what LEVITICUS 19:28 has to say about tattoos so I decided to just drive the message home with groin kicks eye gouging and other self defense techniques. Here in the halfway house it is much safer though nobody has tried to pull any funny stuff with me in here.Comment
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Hey just an FYI I put California because I live in california I'm visiting family in Alabama. Why am I suspected homer?I Want Jesus To Eat My Butthole And Whip My Ass.Comment
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Of course, young man. Like any fag that chooses to pack mud, I've done my share of weekends at the county lock-up. The arrests for public masturbation, indecent exposure, solicitation for prostitution and posession of controlled substances were all part of my degenerate choice to be queer.Originally posted by Young Peter View Post
But a stretch in the joint is actually a dream come true for those that choose fagging. Free food and a bed on the taxpayer's dime while engaged in perpetual sodomy is as good as it gets.
Praise God, I am fag-free, and that's history. Let's not derail the threads of lost scum looking for help? I am always available for private counseling in how to defeat the gayness.
In ChristMatthew 19:14 "But Jesus said, Suffer little children, and forbid them not, to come unto me: for of such is the kingdom of heaven."
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Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!Comment
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What is the DOF??Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View PostYou're a liar. The DOF says so.
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Landover Baptist's Department of Faith, which is responsible for investigating unsaved trash.Originally posted by America Man View Postsigpic Mt 21:42, 44 Jesus saith unto them, Did ye never read in the scriptures, The stone which the builders rejected, the same is become the head of the corner: this is the Lord's doing, and it is marvellous in our eyes . . . ? And whosoever shall fall on this stone shall be broken: but on whomsoever it shall fall, it will grind him to powder.
Find out what the Bible says about: Fortnite: Battle Royale, asexuality, shaving, psychiatry, chronic fatigue syndrome, babiesComment
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Originally posted by Brother Harold Porter View Post
Thank you Brother Harold for your veyr kind offer! I am currently confined to a halfway house so I do not have the freedome to meed you in person for private counseling but I have earned trustee status here because I am good with computers and I know how to fix all the conputers and keep them running good. Therefore I have computer access even though we are not supposed to be on the Internet. Please let this be "our little secret" but I could meet you online for private counseling if possible.
Mainly I need to know the best ways to guard against demonism and also I need to understand homosexual strategies so I can know what to expect from them many of them are very sneaky.Comment
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I'm not lieng what have I done wrong here I'm not a homer I want to be a true Christian!I Want Jesus To Eat My Butthole And Whip My Ass.Comment
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Perhaps it is not what we have done but what we have left undone come the setting of the sun?Originally posted by America Man View PostComment
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5 Reasons why GOD HATES WOMEN!
- Protect your family the Christian way! Get your daughter raped!
- Only Sluts Get Raped! (1st Timothy 2:9)
- Down syndrome is a lifestyle choice!
James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."Comment
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