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[Sophie Hennig]

Hello, fellow True Christians,

my name is Sophie Hennig, I am from the Netherlands (unfortunately) and I am 22 years old. I was baptized and educated in the church of the town I live in- it doesn't have a real name though, since it is a really small church.
I am an orphan, because my parents didn't want a baby. But soon I learned that I don't need anyone else but God.
I am married with a wonderful man, who allowed me to post on this forum. He himself doesn't use any electronical things except the telephone, because he is convinced, that those things lead us away from God. We have a wonderful daughter (which you can see on my avatar) and right now I am pregnant in third month again- I hope this time it will be a son.
A lot of the members in our church are calling themselves Christians, but they don't take it too serious and I am happy, that I found other people, that truely believe. After all, we are worthless, only God can save us!
My faourite verse is:

Ephesians 2:8
For by grace are ye saved through faith; and that not of yourselves: it is the gift of God

[Mary Etheldreda]

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Hello Mrs. Hennig, and welcome to our friendly forums!

I'm sorry you are cursed to be living in such a Godless country. How on earth did you come to know the LORD in such a place of spiritual depravity?

[Sophie Hennig]

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Yes, it is indeed a godless country, but God is with my all the time and I trust on my husband to keep me safe.
When I was young, I truely wanted to have parents. Orphanage is a cruel place and once I got a bible for my birthday and I read it all in one night and I knew, this is what I was looking for. After that I read it over and over again, trying to convince the other children, but they refused and even made fun of me. But in all the nights, when the others were out to make party, I was alone in my room and I always felt myself come closer to Jesus.

[Brother Harold Porter]

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Welcome young lady. My condolences for having only produced a simpleton female offspring. Tend to her needs, but nothing more. Focus your energy and prayers toward producing a real soldier for Jesus next time. God-willing, the 9 months of waiting will reward you with joy.

In Christ

[Sophie Hennig]

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Thank you, Brother Harold Porter. I am praying several times a day for getting a son this time and I hope, God will show mercy. I am really sad, that my first child is a girl, but nevertheless I love her and I will give my best to make a good christian and obedient wife out of her.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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Welcome to God's favorite forum. Do you live in a windmill? Can you share your meatball recipe, or is that a state secret? How many pairs of wooden shoes do you own?

If you'd like to find out more about Landover Baptist Church, please read THIS thread created especially for new posters.

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[Sophie Hennig]

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Thank you, kind Sir. I do not live in a windmill and yes, of course I can share my meatball recipe and a lot of other good recipes. I am convinced that I will also find some good recipes by the other humble Ladies of this forum to please my husband.
Don't you worry, Pastor Ezekiel, I know where my place is. I would never be impolite to a True Christian and of course I would never deny or debate something that is from God. HE is almighty and without flaws.

As the small minded human I am as a woman, I do not understand the meaning of "swedish eskimo" or "in my igloo, chewing blubber". It doesn't sound positive to me, so would you kindly explain what I earned that with? Maybe I did something wrong without noticing and I will inform my husband right away to decide the punishment.

[Matthew Hopkins]

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Well, Sophie, if you don't live in a windmill, it follows that, being a Swedish eskimo, you live in an igloo. Everybody knows that whale blubber is the favorite Swedenish delicacy.

It's simple logic to a man, but being a woman, you'll need a lot of simple things explained very slowly.

Welcome to God's Favorite Forum(tm)!

YBIC

[Sophie Hennig]

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Thank you, Matthew Hopkins. But why swedish eskimo? I am not from Sweden.

[Matthew Hopkins]

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Thank you, Matthew Hopkins. But why swedish eskimo? I am not from Sweden.

Danish, Swedenish, what's the difference?

YBIC

[Sophie Hennig]

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I am from the Netherlands, but you are right- that godless countries are all the same. Even though I don't like to be compared to such shameless sinners. I give my very best to please our Lord and "swedish eskimo" sounds kind of rough to me.

[Matthew Hopkins]

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Don't you worry your little head about it, missy, this is a very friendly forum, full of wonderful, caring people. You stay right with the Lord, and all your worries will fade away.

YBIC

[Sophie Hennig]

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Thank you, Sir. But I do not worry my female head, it's no use anyway, since I don't own the intelligence of a man. I praise God and follow his words and that's more than sufficient. So as long as I do, I don't have to fear anything nor being jugded by others, because God is the only one to judge me.

[Cranky Old Man]

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God is the only one to judge me

Nonsense! God commands us to judge you! Just read Leviticus 19:15, John 7:24, 2nd Timothy 4:1-2, Psalm 37:30, Proverbs 31:9, 1 Corinthians 2:15 and Galatians 4:6!

[Billy Bob Jenkins]

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Thank you, Sir. But I do not worry my female head, it's no use anyway, since I don't own the intelligence of a man. I praise God and follow his words and that's more than sufficient. So as long as I do, I don't have to fear anything nor being jugded by others, because God is the only one to judge me.

Your name sounds like something straight from the Third Reich. You aren't Catholic, are you?