Hello!

[Freddy McGuinness]

I'm Freddy and I'm fortunate enough to have loved Jesus all my life. I'm an Evangelical Christian. My favorite bible verse is Psalm 26. It's probably a very common favorite verse, but that does not make it any less beautiful. I made the mistake of posting elsewhere before this forum; I apologize.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Hello!

What Church do you attend, Paddy? How many times have you been raped by your local priests?

If you'd like to find out more about Landover Baptist Church, please read THIS thread created especially for new posters.

If you have a question, use the "search" function before posting it. Most likely it is being discussed somewhere on this Godly forum. Please don't waste God's precious bandwidth.

You will keep a respectful tongue in your head whenever addressing your betters, which includes all True Christians™. Failure to do so, or any attempt at inciting debate or mockery of God's Divine Plan, can and will result in the suspension of your posting privileges.

Your rights on this forum are listed HERE. If you feel that any of these rights have been violated, please don't hesitate to contact a Pastor at once.

[Freddy McGuinness]

Re: Hello!

I'm not going to give out the name of my church here out of respect for them, especially as you seem unhappy with my being Irish. I've never been raped. I've read that thread. I'm not trying to be disrespectful; I wouldn't have joined this forum if I didn't share your opinions and beliefs. I love Jesus and this was the highest concentration of like-minded people I could find on the web. Thank you for your time in writing that post.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Hello!

Typical drunken mick. I'll bet you're a damned papist.

Any REAL Christian would be proud of their church.

[Freddy McGuinness]

Re: Hello!

I attend church on Sunday in the sanctuary of local Christian school, there are no other non-catholic churches in my area. On the church website there are pictures of minors with their full names captioned; I will not infringe upon their privacy nor break the law. This is a very large, public forum and even though you all seem to be good Christians that doesn't mean everyone who comes here is.

What is a papist?

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Hello!

I attend church on Sunday in the sanctuary of local Christian school, there are no other non-catholic churches in my area. On the church website there are pictures of minors with their full names captioned; I will not infringe upon their privacy nor break the law. This is a very large, public forum and even though you all seem to be good Christians that doesn't mean everyone who comes here is.

Unsaved NOT welcome. That's what the banner says.

What is a papist?

A member of the Mary worshiping, ring-kissing, boy-diddling Roman Catholic cult. Read about them HERE.

[Thomas Taylor]

Re: Hello!

I'm Freddy and I'm fortunate enough to have loved Jesus all my life. I'm an Evangelical Christian. My favorite bible verse is Psalm 26. It's probably a very common favorite verse, but that does not make it any less beautiful. I made the mistake of posting elsewhere before this forum; I apologize.

I hope you are not related to that Martin McGuinness fellah. He is a dirty Papist terrorist.

Anyway, I will give you the benefit of the doubt and bid you welcome.

[Freddy McGuinness]

Re: Hello!

There is no Martin McGuinness in my family. Thank you for being so welcoming.

I am unsure of who your response of "Unsaved not welcome" was directed to, Pastor Ezekiel. I am Christian, so am confused if it was meant towards me. If it was directed towards my comment about the forum's publicness; anyone and everyone can read these posts as long as they are literate.

Thank you both for your responses.

[Billy Bob Jenkins]

Re: Hello!

There is no Martin McGuinness in my family. Thank you for being so welcoming.

I am unsure of who your response of "Unsaved not welcome" was directed to, Pastor Ezekiel. I am Christian, so am confused if it was meant towards me. If it was directed towards my comment about the forum's publicness; anyone and everyone can read these posts as long as they are literate.

Thank you both for your responses.

Welcome, friend.

Why are all Irish surnames brands of beer with mick in front of them?

Serious question, not a setup for a joke.

Wait, I think I know the answer.

Nevermind.

[Freddy McGuinness]

Re: Hello!

Welcome, friend.

Why are all Irish surnames brands of beer with mick in front of them?

Serious question, not a setup for a joke.

Wait, I think I know the answer.

Nevermind.

They aren't all brands of beer with 'mc' or 'mac' in front of them, but I'll admit mine's a bit stereotypical.

Thank you for your words of welcome.

[Russell Holbeck]

Re: Hello!

Hello Freddy McGuinness. I do not understand how putting your church here is against the law but I do not know Irish law. I do know that there are a lot of Irish policemen in the movies and on TV.

I am glad you are not a catholic person. They pray to statues and one of the Commandments tells you not to do that. I can look it up for you if you want me to. It is in the Old Testament.

Thank you.

Rusty

[Freddy McGuinness]

Re: Hello!

I am aware that praying to saints is a sin, when my parents died my aunt and uncle were kind enough to read the KJV with me and help me understand it. They took me out of public school a year and devoted my studies to bible lessons.

I must respect the privacy of minors, it's terribly easy to track people online these days :/

Thank you.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Hello!

I am aware that praying to saints is a sin, when my parents died my aunt and uncle were kind enough to read the KJV with me and help me understand it. They took me out of public school a year and devoted my studies to bible lessons.

I must respect the privacy of minors, it's terribly easy to track people online these days :/

Thank you.

"The privacy of minors?" What's that a euphemism for?

[Levi Jones]

Re: Hello!

I am aware that praying to saints is a sin, when my parents died my aunt and uncle were kind enough to read the KJV with me and help me understand it. They took me out of public school a year and devoted my studies to bible lessons.

I must respect the privacy of minors, it's terribly easy to track people online these days :/

Thank you.

A catholic church that uses the KJV? Or were you a Christian at one point? So what are you now? Are you a catholic or a Christian?

Your tale confuses me, lad.

[Freddy McGuinness]

Re: Hello!

A catholic church that uses the KJV? Or were you a Christian at one point? So what are you now? Are you a catholic or a Christian?

Your tale confuses me, lad.

I was raised Catholic until I was ten years old. My parents died in a car accident. My aunt and uncle were kind enough to take me in, but were not going to allow me to continue to be Catholic. I have been an Evangelical Christian since I was eleven, and had learned about how Catholicism was wrong.

The privacy of minors is not a euphemism for anything.