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  • #16
    Re: Hello I am John Kurn!

    Originally posted by Faith_Machine View Post
    It's my feeling that "impotence" is an excuse guys use when they want to stop siring sons for Jesus.

    A guy looks at what it will cost him to feed and clothe another kid for the next 18 years and he decides he'd rather spend that money on a new tractor and suddenly he's "impotent."

    Funny how that works.

    But anyway, I'm glad to know you Mr. Kurn, and I hope you're being honest about your Johnson.
    Sir I really am I would like to see a doctor about it, but they are all phonies all I can do is pray. As far as being in the KKK I will quit now, but i am in them because my father brought me into them as a child, and it's all I know. I will stop attending them, and stop being a clansmen I am sorry, but its all I know. Quitting the KKK, and praying more.

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    • #17
      Re: Hello I am John Kurn!

      Originally posted by John Kurn View Post
      Sir I really am I would like to see a doctor about it, but they are all phonies all I can do is pray. As far as being in the KKK I will quit now, but i am in them because my father brought me into them as a child, and it's all I know. I will stop attending them, and stop being a clansmen I am sorry, but its all I know. Quitting the KKK, and praying more.
      I worry that your penile member no longer salutes the flag because of a nagging doubt in your sexuality. Hanging around men dressing up in white dresses and funny hats may have resulted in your deciding to preference the company of sweaty men, wearing nothing but robes to hide their shame.

      You do know that playing 'dress up' is one step away from listening to show tunes or riding a bike, don't you?

      Maybe your inability to perform is more about a base gaywise attraction to muscular, rough hewned, brawny men with large but gentle hands and not being attracted to women?

      Homersexualism is a brain disease like the AIDS. You need to repent to a Pastor any and all gaysexual thoughts before it's too late.

      Think on.

      YIC
      1 Corinthians 11:3 But I would have you know, that the head of every man is Christ; and the head of the woman is the man; and the head of Christ is God.

      Revelation 22:15 For without are dogs, and sorcerers, and whoremongers, and murderers, and idolaters, and whosoever loveth and maketh a lie.

      Leviticus 20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.

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      • #18
        Re: Hello I am John Kurn!

        Originally posted by Laurence Niles View Post
        I worry that your penile member no longer salutes the flag because of a nagging doubt in your sexuality. Hanging around men dressing up in white dresses and funny hats may have resulted in your deciding to preference the company of sweaty men, wearing nothing but robes to hide their shame.

        You do know that playing 'dress up' is one step away from listening to show tunes or riding a bike, don't you?

        Maybe your inability to perform is more about a base gaywise attraction to muscular, rough hewned, brawny men with large but gentle hands and not being attracted to women?

        Homersexualism is a brain disease like the AIDS. You need to repent to a Pastor any and all gaysexual thoughts before it's too late.

        Think on.

        YIC
        I...I..I Suppose your right Sir. I may have some slight homosexual urges. I am going to see my Pastor right now, and have him help me through this, and I will repent.

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        • #19
          Re: Hello I am John Kurn!

          I have good news. My Pastor has shown me how to be nicer, and stop any homer urges I had. The homer urges were small, and relativley non existent, but were still there. My Pastor removed them from me, and showed me how to glorify God not be a KKK member. I burned my silly hat, and robe, and then I started picketing, and instead of yelling at people I was kind, and told people what it feels like to have Jesus Christ deep inside of you, and fill you with love! I'm sorry for my inital impression I was wrong I have changed.

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          • #20
            Re: Hello I am John Kurn!

            Well that was fast! Proof that when you surrender to the Lord, He can work massive miracles in very short periods of time!

            Say, now that you're not a Klan member, and therefore don't have to hide your identity, why don't you upload a pic? I always like being able to put a face to the name.

            (I would upload a pic of my face, only I can't, because I live so close to Ground Zero for the homosexual movement, and receive death threats from homosexuals on a weekly basis.)
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            • #21
              Re: Hello I am John Kurn!

              Originally posted by Faith_Machine View Post
              Well that was fast! Proof that when you surrender to the Lord, He can work massive miracles in very short periods of time!

              Say, now that you're not a Klan member, and therefore don't have to hide your identity, why don't you upload a pic? I always like being able to put a face to the name.

              (I would upload a pic of my face, only I can't, because I live so close to Ground Zero for the homosexual movement, and receive death threats from homosexuals on a weekly basis.)
              Sure thing Brother Faith Machine. It is indeed a miracle! I certainly wouldn't mind uploading a photo now that I have taken off my hood, but I will need to take one, and upload it I will do it tomorrow morning, because I don't look good right now.

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              • #22
                Re: Hello I am John Kurn!

                Originally posted by Dr Laurence Niles View Post
                I worry that your penile member no longer salutes the flag because of a nagging doubt in your sexuality. Hanging around men dressing up in white dresses and funny hats may have resulted in your deciding to preference the company of sweaty men, wearing nothing but robes to hide their shame.

                You do know that playing 'dress up' is one step away from listening to show tunes or riding a bike, don't you?

                Maybe your inability to perform is more about a base gaywise attraction to muscular, rough hewned, brawny men with large but gentle hands and not being attracted to women?

                Homersexualism is a brain disease like the AIDS. You need to repent to a Pastor any and all gaysexual thoughts before it's too late.

                Think on.

                YIC
                Amen to all that. Every "man" I've ever encountered who has a limp tallywhacker has turned out to be a queer. Every one.
                Who Will Jesus Damn?

                Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                • #23
                  Re: Hello I am John Kurn!

                  Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                  Amen to all that. Every "man" I've ever encountered who has a limp tallywhacker has turned out to be a queer. Every one.
                  Well I know that I am cured of my queerness, because as soon as I got home I got an erection, and I got my wife pregnant again!

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                  • #24
                    Re: Hello I am John Kurn!

                    Originally posted by John Kurn View Post
                    Well I know that I am cured of my queerness, because as soon as I got home I got an erection, and I got my wife pregnant again!
                    Goodness, but your life seems to have undergone quite the transformation since you first introduced yourself to us just after midnight last night.

                    I worry that so much change so quickly may be a shock to your system, brother. Now is the time when you will be especially vulnerable to temptation and backsliding.

                    Please remain ever vigilant. You must stand firm against the Devil whispering in your ear.
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                    • #25
                      Re: Hello I am John Kurn!

                      Originally posted by Faith_Machine View Post
                      Goodness, but your life seems to have undergone quite the transformation since you first introduced yourself to us just after midnight last night.

                      I worry that so much change so quickly may be a shock to your system, brother. Now is the time when you will be especially vulnerable to temptation and backsliding.

                      Please remain ever vigilant. You must stand firm against the Devil whispering in your ear.
                      1 Peter 5:8

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