Hello I am John Kurn!

[John Kurn (Recalcitrant)]

I am John Kurn. I am 52 years old, and married. My wife has given me 3 sons, and 1 girl. We would like more children, but I have had some trouble with getting an erection . I attend Woodside Baptist Church, and my favorite Bible verse is Matthew 10:34, because I hate them granola hippies smoking their pot. I found Jesus when I was 13 years old, and The Good Lord saved my life. I was in a car accident, and I should've died, but I knew right then, and there Jesus had saved me. So I picked up a KJV, and went on down to the closest Baptist Church, and became a Christian. I hope you let me stay for a while it would be such an honor!

[Mary Etheldreda]

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Hello Mr. Kurn, welcome to our friendly forums!

[John Kurn (Recalcitrant)]

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P.S I am a member of the KKK. I Don't hate all negros, but the ones who refuse to change I despise with every fiber of my being, but there are some negros who are willing to change.

[Mary Etheldreda]

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P.S I am a member of the KKK. I Don't hate all negros, but the ones who refuse to change I despise with every fiber of my being, but there are some negros who are willing to change.

Why all the bitterness and hate, friend? The LORD promises you longsuffering should you choose to accept the gift of the Holy Spirit. (Galatians 5:22)

[John Kurn (Recalcitrant)]

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Why all the bitterness and hate, friend? The LORD promises you longsuffering should you choose to accept the gift of the Holy Spirit. (Galatians 5:22)

Sorry if I came off to be hateful Mrs.Etheldreda I apologize for it. Like I said I don't hate ALL blacks, but the street thug gangsters i hate them, because they MOCK GOD Psalm 14:1 . Let me give you an example! I see a black man on the side of the road, and he strikes up a conversation with me. I talk to him, and I am polite, and I ask him if he has accepted Jesus Christ as Lord, and Savior. He says yes. I accept him as a friend. He says no he is a gangbanger. I hate him.

[Zechariah Smyth]

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Hi John! So what's the deal with your defective tallywhacker? Is your wife repulsive? Have you tried prayer?

Yours in Christ,

Z. Smyth

[John Kurn (Recalcitrant)]

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Hi John! So what's the deal with your defective tallywhacker? Is your wife repulsive? Have you tried prayer?

Yours in Christ,

Z. Smyth

Ahh this is very hard to talk about Sir, but The Lord is telling me I must. You see I just can't get it up like I used to when I was young. Why would it matter if my wife was repulsive I don't look at her with lust anyways. Matthew 5:28 Exodus 20:14. I have tried praying, but it isn't working .

[Zechariah Smyth]

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Who said anything about lust? Don't put words in my mouth, friend.



(Proverbs 14:5) "A faithful witness will not lie: but a false witness will utter lies."

YiC,

Zech

[John Kurn (Recalcitrant)]

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Who said anything about lust? Don't put words in my mouth, friend.



(Proverbs 14:5) "A faithful witness will not lie: but a false witness will utter lies."

YiC,

Zech

Oh Sir, I didn't mean it like that I thought you were testing me! How is one supposed to get an erection without lust though? I thought it was a test my apologies Sir!

[Nobar King]

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We would like more children, but I have had some trouble with getting an erection .

Are you really having trouble getting an erection, or is your wife just not responsive between three and six a.m.?

[FreeFromBrains]

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P.S I am a member of the KKK. I Don't hate all negros, but the ones who refuse to change I despise with every fiber of my being, but there are some negros who are willing to change.

I guess being a member of the KKK makes you a really good Christian.

[Thinks Design]

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P.S I am a member of the KKK. I Don't hate all negros, but the ones who refuse to change I despise with every fiber of my being, but there are some negros who are willing to change.

That's a terrible thing to say. Being Christian is all about love and fellowship. Not being beastly to each other based on skin colour or decisions made in life predicated on one's socioeconomic position in life: an accident of birth, if you will.

The Designer has made people different but equal. A white man is a better swimmer but a slower runner than a black man. An oriental is smaller but more cunning. The Designer planned this all out for obvious reasons and He shall not be mocked by racialists like you.

You are an awful man.

[Redeemed Papist]

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P.S I am a member of the KKK. I Don't hate all negros, but the ones who refuse to change I despise with every fiber of my being, but there are some negros who are willing to change.

What in the holy scriptures motivates you to be so hateful towards negroes?

[Dr Laurence Niles]

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I have tried praying, but it isn't working .

It seems to me that you only have your self to blame. If God has decided to wilt your penile member you have by definition done something to deserve it. Or are you calling God a liar?

Mark 11:24 - Therefore I say unto you, What things soever ye desire, when ye pray, believe that ye receive them, and ye shall have them.

Philippians 4:6 - Be careful for nothing; but in every thing by prayer and supplication with thanksgiving let your requests be made known unto God.

You better ask yourself some serious questions, pal.

YIC

[Faith_Machine]

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It's my feeling that "impotence" is an excuse guys use when they want to stop siring sons for Jesus.

A guy looks at what it will cost him to feed and clothe another kid for the next 18 years and he decides he'd rather spend that money on a new tractor and suddenly he's "impotent."

Funny how that works.

But anyway, I'm glad to know you Mr. Kurn, and I hope you're being honest about your Johnson.