[Little Donkey]

Re: Hello, I am pleased to meet you.

A friend has told me that there is DNA testing. Is this Christian, or not? I would like to test my father, as I think he may not be my father, and then I would not have to obey him to marry this catholic boy mechanic.

Missy, once they hear you are black woman the DNA (or whatever it the call themselves now) will tell you you're an abused lesbian minority and entitled to sponge money off of real Americans. DO NOT take the DNA test - you can become an ex-negress with the Church's powerful programs. Read the testimony!

[Consuela]

Re: Hello, I am pleased to meet you.

Thank you Mr. Donkey, I would never want to live from other Americans taxes. I don't think I am a negress, my nose was only flat once when my father broke it. But the doctor made it like new. My skin is quite white, but I do not have beautiful blond hair or blue eyes. Could I become a reformed Hispanic American?

And I will not do the DNA test if it is wrong. No. But still I think he is not my father.

Thank you all for your kind support.

Consuela.

[Brother Helge]

Re: Hello, I am pleased to meet you.

I have a college degree.

A college degree is of no use in the kitchen.

You are here on earth to;
1: Praise God
2: Give birth to little soldiers for Jesus

Education is simply wasted on women.

And stay away from those DNA-tests. You will just catch the AIDS.