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  • #31
    Re: Submit Yourselves Therefore To God

    Originally posted by John W. Booke View Post
    ..after the sun falls, I am made penitent in the darkness until His Light shines again.
    What darkness?
    PSALM 139
    11
    If I say, Surely the darkness shall cover me; even the night shall be light about me.
    12 Yea, the darkness hideth not from thee; but the night shineth as the day: the darkness and the light are both alike to thee.
    KJV

    I'm glad you've found Landover, very possibly just in time to hear The Good News before Jesus returns. You mentioned that you'd
    ..known Jesus as long as I can remember
    suggesting that you are now in that same condition as before you can remember.

    There having been no conversion experience (that you can remember).

    Converting you from the vile and sinful state (the condition of your birth) into perfection and into His glorious Light. A transformation you would certainly remember.
    I JOHN 1
    4
    And these things write we unto you, that your joy may be full.
    5 This then is the message which we have heard of him, and declare unto you, that God is light, and in him is no darkness at all.

    KJV


    We will be praying for you. Frequently. Well periodically. Obviously we're also praying for other things too, such as Bibles for Syria.

    If you would like to contact The Pastoral Team for sound doctrine, please feel free to do so and in the meantime I am quite happy to provide Scripture (with context).

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    • #32
      Re: Submit Yourselves Therefore To God

      Originally posted by MitzaLizalor View Post
      Converting you from the vile and sinful state (the condition of your birth) into perfection and into His glorious Light. A transformation you would certainly remember.
      Thank you, God Bless you. You have reminded me that I have such a long way to travel on my Christian Quest. I would like to mention something unrelated but assuredly wicked and disgusting that I saw while I was driving my truck home from the factory. I saw a child worshiping a furry red devil idol and touching it inappropriately. I did some research, and found it to be the creature Elmo, from a Godless television show called Sesame Street. Elmo is most certainly the embodiment a queer demon sent by the devil to corrupt children, as evidenced by:

      -his wicked color that evokes hellfire and lust
      -the high-pitched femigay voice he uses to seduce the young
      -his involvement with a host of other dangerously homosexual fantasy creatures
      -his desire to be tickled, touched, and prodded by young children

      In my opinion, this satanic red mutant gay should be burned alive for the torment he puts children through, and for the garbled witch music he produces. This is one mutant queer that is certainly on the ship of fools destined for the devil's locker room. Inform your children, everybody, to keep away!!

      JWB

      Matthew 10:15:
      Verily I say unto you, It shall be more tolerable for the land of Sodom and Gomorrha in the day of judgment, than for that city.
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      • #33
        Re: Submit Yourselves Therefore To God

        Originally posted by John W. Booke View Post
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        There was something about a Quest. Salvation is not based on merit. The vilest offender who truly believes that moment from Jesus a pardon receives. The number of gold rings or hallucinogenic toads you collect on your "journey" from "level 1" has no standing before Almighty God.

        The heathen idolator accumulates "merit" by (for example) employing serfs to waddle along backwards sweeping insects from the path lest the enlightened one treads on one thus committing murder and dropping off the chart altogether. It doesn't matter how many insects the serfs tread on. Let em fry.

        Which doesn't sound very "enlightened" to me.

        Jesus is God.

        That is why His death by blood draining out GUARANTEES forgiveness. If you accept Him. Demons are rampant in the modern world.
        Only Jesus can save.

        Come to Jesus today.

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        • #34
          Re: Submit Yourselves Therefore To God

          I apologize, I should have used the word 'journey' instead of 'quest'. I don't like toads or faggoty things like rings.

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          • #35
            Re: Submit Yourselves Therefore To God

            Welcome, Mr. Booke.

            You seem to have an impressive mind and a more than sincere eagerness to Serve Jesus™.

            I offer a firm, non-gay cyber handshake and an assurance that you are in my prayers (see Mark 12:34)

            YiC,

            Pastor Ed

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