[Rev. Waynetta Kerr]

Re: What about this?

Don't worry. Enlightened Christians don't all believe in hell like these extremists do. God is far too wonderful and loving to send you to hell just for asking a few questions about his existence and he'll forgive you just like that if only you say you love Jesus.

[Deaner]

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Now you know that one soul is going to hell. Aren't you people happy about it?

Made me laugh a little.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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I taught that video games are evil by your "lord's" standard. How can you explain this then: http://www.landoverbaptist.net/PS3.htm

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[Deaner]

Re: What about this?

Don't worry. Enlightened Christians don't all believe in hell like these extremists do. God is far too wonderful and loving to send you to hell just for asking a few questions about his existence and he'll forgive you just like that if only you say you love Jesus.

That made me laugh a lot.

[Didymus Much]

Re: What about this?

Now you know that one soul is going to hell. Aren't you people happy about it?

Made me laugh a little.

Don't worry. Enlightened Christians don't all believe in hell like these extremists do. God is far too wonderful and loving to send you to hell just for asking a few questions about his existence and he'll forgive you just like that if only you say you love Jesus.

That made me laugh a lot.

[Thomas Taylor]

Re: What about this?

Don't worry. Enlightened Christians don't all believe in hell like these extremists do. God is far too wonderful and loving to send you to hell just for asking a few questions about his existence and he'll forgive you just like that if only you say you love Jesus.

Oh, no, here we go a female "Reverand"? Listen up and listen up good, missy. Instead of preaching fluffy bunny lieberal rubbish why don't you try breeding some soldiers for Christ's Army.

You know what the Bible (KJV 1611) states about women and churches.

1 Corinthians 15:35

And if they will learne any thing, let them aske their husbands at home: for it is a shame for women to speake in the Church.

Here we live by the Book (KJV 1611). Not some half-baked idea some libtard has of Christianity.

[Rev. Waynetta Kerr]

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Oh, no, here we go a female "Reverand"? Listen up and listen up good, missy. Instead of preaching fluffy bunny lieberal rubbish why don't you try breeding some soldiers for Christ's Army.

You know what the Bible (KJV 1611) states about women and churches.

1 Corinthians 15:35

And if they will learne any thing, let them aske their husbands at home: for it is a shame for women to speake in the Church.

Here we live by the Book (KJV 1611). Not some half-baked idea some libtard has of Christianity.

There's still time for you to stop hating women, you know. We don't actually all need to become baby factories to please Jesus. I can't wait to have my partnership with Shania properly endorsed by God in a true church wedding. It's only a matter of time here in forward thinking Britain. True, the church is a little more stubborn against moving with the times on this issue for some reason, but they eventually accepted that the earth goes around the sun and it only took them 400 years () so I guess our grumpy male dominated synod will need a few more women before they see sense.

God can be perfectly reasonable if you know him properly and work hard to follow the Jesus who lives in our hearts!



Perhaps you could read this book.

[Thomas Taylor]

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forward thinking Britain.

Ah. Yes, now I see. "forward thinking Britain". That last bastion of hope for civil liberties and freedom in the known world.

Come and see me in 5 years time when you are forced to wear a burka and speak arabic as your first language.

UK = United Islamic Caliphate of Great Britain and Northern Ireland.

You people need to get your house in order and turn to God for help before it's too late.

[Rev. Waynetta Kerr]

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Ah. Yes, now I see. "forward thinking Britain". That last bastion of hope for civil liberties and freedom in the known world.

Come and see me in 5 years time when you are forced to wear a burka and speak arabic as your first language.

UK = United Islamic Caliphate of Great Britain and Northern Ireland.

You people need to get your house in order and turn to God for help before it's too late.

We all basically worship the same God. Where's the harm? I regularly have cups of tea with my friends in the Muslim Islamic Lesbian Foundation and they are the sweetest young things. Admittedly, they meet in secret in disguise but that's because of the attitudes of men, who are more traditionalist.

The women of MILF are a forward thinking bunch who aren't all that convinced Mohammed was even an actual prophet but more of a radical who could see the problems in society. They even don't mind about Jesus and say He can be the son of God in my head if He wants to be.

People have to have a right to their beliefs, even you people.

[Thomas Taylor]

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We all basically worship the same God. Where's the harm? I regularly have cups of tea with my friends in the Muslim Islamic Lesbian Foundation and they are the sweetest young things. Admittedly, they meet in secret in disguise but that's because of the attitudes of men, who are more traditionalist.

The women of MILF are a forward thinking bunch who aren't all that convinced Mohammed was even an actual prophet but more of a radical who could see the problems in society. They even don't mind about Jesus and say He can be the son of God in my head if He wants to be.

People have to have a right to their beliefs, even you people.

There is only One True God.

Exodus 20:3

Thou shalt have no other gods before me.

Give up the folly of your blasphemous ways before it is too late.

You do realize that by using the term (sic)"you people" you are being racist?

We do not tolerate that here. Just as we do not suffer homosexuality and witches.

We have our code by which we live and that is The Holy Bible (KJV 1611). The Book is our life and our life is the Book.

Try reading it and believing in it. It might do you some good. And, who knows, if you repent and truly bring Jesus into your life you might not spend eternity roasting in Hell being molested by Satan and his minions.

[Missionary in Sweden]

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I taught that video games are evil by your "lord's" standard. How can you explain this then: http://www.landoverbaptist.net/PS3.htm

Videogames are like most things in life. There's the good and the bad. Corrective rape of lesbians is good rape, while predatory rape is bad rape. Same thing with videogames.

A common theme in many contemporary videogame titles is to kill Muslims in the Middle-East, which I think is a very positive message to today's kids.

[Mary Etheldreda]

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People have to have a right to their beliefs, even you people.

Dear, a "right to belief" does not Salvation© make. You can believe anything you want, but on this forum you've agreed to promote the actual Faith of Jesus Christ (Galatians 2:16). Kindly provide scriptural support for this idea that mooslims and True Christians™ worship the same God.

Thank you.

[Rev. Waynetta Kerr]

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Dear, a "right to belief" does not Salvation© make. You can believe anything you want, but on this forum you've agreed to promote the actual Faith of Jesus Christ (Galatians 2:16). Kindly provide scriptural support for this idea that mooslims and True Christians™ worship the same God.

Thank you.

My MILF friends have pointed out that there are numerous parallels between their Qu'ran and the Old Testament. Yes, it differs in some aspects, but basically they believe in the same things except Jesus.

We can surely live in peace with them if they are progressive in the same way as my church is progressive.

[Thomas Taylor]

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My MILF friends have pointed out that there are numerous parallels between their Qu'ran and the Old Testament. Yes, it differs in some aspects, but basically they believe in the same things except Jesus.

We can surely live in peace with them if they are progressive in the same way as my church is progressive.

The Old Testament (KJV 1611) was written by God.

The Qu'ran/Koran was dictated by some mad abdul sitting in a cave high on mushrooms and molesting 9 year olds.

Please show me exactly how they are the same.

[Pastor Ed Lowman]

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That made me laugh a lot.

Me too. The idea that God is some jovial-hearted grandfather with a long beard and nothing but kindheartedness and hasn't created a place specifically for receiving already disembodied spirits to be damned in a place even hotter than the "lobby" that is the Hadean realm (Luke 16:19-31; 2 Peter 2:4) is just laughable.