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  • Moltor
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    • Dec 2012
    • 43

    #1

    How does heaven look like?

    You people are "christians". You should know if from bible. I think that bible says way too little about heaven, and too much about hell. What can one expect in heaven. BTW, I don't plan no going there, just curious.
  • Nobar King
    Municipal Code Archivist - Deuteronomy 28:58
    Christ's Guardian
    True Christian™
    • Sep 2007
    • 23748

    #2
    Re: How does heaven look like?

    In Heaven, everyone keeps his lawn mowed and trim at 2-3 inches maximum.
    May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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    • Jeb Stuart Thurmond
      Didn't write the Bible, just obeys it
       
      • Jun 2007
      • 6572

      #3
      Re: How does heaven look like?

      It doesn't look like this.

      That's all you actually need to know.
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      • Moltor
        Unsaved Trash
        • Dec 2012
        • 43

        #4
        Re: How does heaven look like?

        Originally posted by Jeb Thurmond View Post
        It doesn't look like this.

        That's all you actually need to know.
        So you want me to cut of my arms to avoid sin?

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        • Redeemed Papist
          Former Mary Hailer who has seen The Light(c)
          True Christian™
          • Jul 2011
          • 10409

          #5
          Re: How does heaven look like?

          What's wrong with you? Why would we care what Hell looks like? We're not going to be going there and it's not a tourist destination. It's a lake of fire. End of.
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          Isaiah 34:6 The sword of the LORD is filled with blood, it is made fat with fatness, and with the blood of lambs and goats, with the fat of the kidneys of rams: for the LORD hath a sacrifice in Bozrah, and a great slaughter in the land of Idumea.

          John 5:46,47 For had ye believed Moses, ye would have believed me: for he wrote of me. But if ye believe not his writings, how shall ye believe my words?

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          • Moltor
            Unsaved Trash
            • Dec 2012
            • 43

            #6
            Re: How does heaven look like?

            Originally posted by Redeemed Papist View Post
            What's wrong with you? Why would we care what Hell looks like? We're not going to be going there and it's not a tourist destination. It's a lake of fire. End of.
            Are you fuckin' insane!? I asked about heaven, not hell.

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            • Redeemed Papist
              Former Mary Hailer who has seen The Light(c)
              True Christian™
              • Jul 2011
              • 10409

              #7
              Re: How does heaven look like?

              Originally posted by Moltor View Post
              Are you pifflein' insane!? I asked about heaven, not hell.
              Mansions. Loads of them. Sorry, it's Hell you ought to be more bothered about. I was just saving time.
              John 14:2 In my Father's house are many mansions: if it were not so, I would have told you. I go to prepare a place for you.
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              Isaiah 34:6 The sword of the LORD is filled with blood, it is made fat with fatness, and with the blood of lambs and goats, with the fat of the kidneys of rams: for the LORD hath a sacrifice in Bozrah, and a great slaughter in the land of Idumea.

              John 5:46,47 For had ye believed Moses, ye would have believed me: for he wrote of me. But if ye believe not his writings, how shall ye believe my words?

              Join me in scoffing at backwards Muslims clinging to their beliefs in the face of the evidence!
              The truth about volcanos
              Sex and debauchery in public schools
              Faith wins over science (explained for even the very stupid)
              God Cures AIDS - GLORY!
              Desert whale bones prove Great Flood once and for all.

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              • Mary Etheldreda
                Gushing for Jesus
                 
                • Sep 2011
                • 23775

                #8
                Re: How does heaven look like?

                Dear, if you would only read the Holy Bible, you would find the answer to this, and all your questions.




                A few of the attributes we know about Heaven:
                There will be no sea (Revelation 21:1)
                The size of the city in which we will all live happily together will be 1500 square miles (Revelation 21:16)
                When we cry, God will be there to wipe away our tears personally (Revelation 7:17)
                True Christians™ will have new, immortal bodies (1 Corinthians 15:42-44; Revelation 21:4)
                There will be no need of eating and drinking (which means no pesky "bathroom breaks" to distract us), just righteousness and joy (Romans 14:17)
                We will see God and be like him (1 John 3:2) But not like Mormons, because we won’t be gods/goddesses of our own universes (because that's just silly).
                No one will be married, so maybe, just maybe, we will be resurrected with perfect bodies with no genitalia (Matthew 22:23-30; Galatians 3:28)
                We will be married to Jesus, but not in a gay way (Isaiah 54:5; Ephesians 5:31-32; Revelation 19:7)
                Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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                • James Hutchins
                  True Christian™
                  Just a Regular Nice Guy
                   
                  • Jun 2009
                  • 29453

                  #9
                  Re: How does heaven look like?

                  Originally posted by Moltor View Post
                  You people are "christians". You should know if from bible. I think that bible says way too little about heaven, and too much about hell. What can one expect in heaven. BTW, I don't plan no going there, just curious.
                  Heaven looks a lot like this, only even better:


                  Mix in this too:

                  Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
                  Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
                  Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
                  Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
                  Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
                  Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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