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  • Joseph C. Dale
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    • Jan 2013
    • 3

    #1

    Hello fellow God-Fearing Church-Goers

    I am new here, as I have just discovered the truth, after leaving my horrible religion of Judaism.

    Now I realize the Rapists(Cat-Holics) and Jews(Money-Grabbers) have it wrong, so please help guide me on the path of righteousness, and on the path to Heaven.
  • WalkingInTheLight
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    • Jan 2013
    • 72

    #2
    Re: Hello fellow God-Fearing Church-Goers

    Welcome, Mr Dale. I am also new here, and have found it to be a wonderfully wholesome place, filled with genuine Christians.
    What Church do you attend, and what is your favourite Bible verse?
    "That all the people of the earth might know the hand of the Lord, that it is mighty: that ye might fear the Lord your God for ever."
    Joshua 4:24
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    • BelieverInGod
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      • Feb 2010
      • 9269

      #3
      Re: Hello fellow God-Fearing Church-Goers

      Another wary hello....

      So tell us a bit about yourself.

      What church do you go to?
      What's your favorite Bible verse?
      How did you come to find Jesus?
      Drama queen

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      • Mary Etheldreda
        Gushing for Jesus
         
        • Sep 2011
        • 23775

        #4
        Re: Hello fellow God-Fearing Church-Goers

        Welcome to our friendly forums!



        What led you away from the synagogue of Satan?
        Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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        • Ezekiel Bathfire
          Pastor for Diversity and Tolerance
          Christ's Rottweiler
           
          • Jan 2008
          • 22938

          #5
          Re: Hello fellow God-Fearing Church-Goers

          Pleased to meet you Hymie. The Perfection of the Jews is progressing apace. You'll soon find yourself as one of many who have seen The Light that is Jesus.

          PS Do you know anyone who does good suit alterations?
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          “We must reassert that the essence of Christianity is the love of obedience to God’s Laws and that how that complete obedience is used or implemented does not concern us.”

          Author of such illuminating essays as,
          Map of the Known World; Periodic Table of Elements; The History of Linguistics; The Errors of Wicca; Dolphins and Evolution; The History of Landover (The Apology); Landover and the Civil War; 2000 Racial Slurs.

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          • Joseph C. Dale
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            • Jan 2013
            • 3

            #6
            Re: Hello fellow God-Fearing Church-Goers

            Originally posted by BelieverInGod View Post
            Another wary hello....
            Very sorry on my part, I did not really know how to explain myself.

            Originally posted by BelieverInGod View Post
            What church do you go to?
            I am trying to find one, you guys are one of many that I have visited for True Christianity, and so far you guys are the winners.

            Originally posted by BelieverInGod View Post
            What's your favorite Bible verse?
            Isaiah 9:6
            For to us a child is born, to us a son is given, and the government will be on his shoulders. And he will be called Wonderful Counselor, Mighty God, Everlasting Father, Prince of Peace.

            Originally posted by BelieverInGod View Post
            How did you come to find Jesus?
            The wars in the Middle Easts were obvious repercussions of their religious wrong-doings, so I saw the light in the war, much obviously deserved.

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            • Nobar King
              Municipal Code Archivist - Deuteronomy 28:58
              Christ's Guardian
              True Christian™
              • Sep 2007
              • 23748

              #7
              Re: Hello fellow God-Fearing Church-Goers

              Please count me as one of the unbelievers. I'll be more accepting once you sincerely denounce your false religion and truly deliver your soul to the One True Faith.
              May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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              • Joseph C. Dale
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                • Jan 2013
                • 3

                #8
                Re: Hello fellow God-Fearing Church-Goers

                Originally posted by Nobar King View Post
                Please count me as one of the unbelievers. I'll be more accepting once you sincerely denounce your false religion and truly deliver your soul to the One True Faith.
                I am here to stay sit, as I said though looking through many other Christian Churches, this one has turned to be the obvious winner.

                I hope to help those who need it for the days coming, and get on the Heaven Train myself with help from you, and the rest of the community as well.

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                • Barry
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                  Forum Member
                  • Nov 2010
                  • 259

                  #9
                  Re: Hello fellow God-Fearing Church-Goers

                  Welcome Joseph to our friendly forum. One of the first things you will notice different about us from your previous religion, is we do not offer blood sacrifices. Nor do we take knives to our young children and in acts of savagery and blood lust, cause mutilations and leave permanent, life long scaring.

                  I think you'll pick the rest up, as you go along.

                  YIC
                  The Lord is my shepherd.

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                  • Russell Holbeck
                    True Christian™
                    True Christian™
                    • Dec 2012
                    • 735

                    #10
                    Re: Hello fellow God-Fearing Church-Goers

                    Hello Joseph C. Dale.

                    You look like a dentist. I was re-reading Matthew last night and there were 6 times where it mentioned people will be gnashing their teeth. I made a mark on a piece of paper every time it said that. Here is the first time Jesus says it from Matthew 8:12:

                    But the children of the kingdom shall be cast out into outer darkness: there shall be weeping and gnashing of teeth.

                    This is right after Jesus healed a leper up close and then He healed a centurion's servant from a distance. He sure had a good sense of humor.

                    If you are a dentist I imagine you see the results of gnashing all the time.

                    Thank you.

                    Rusty
                    Psalms 116:6 The LORD preserveth the simple: I was brought low, and he helped me.

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                    • Faith_Machine
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                      True Christian™
                      • Mar 2011
                      • 10050

                      #11
                      Re: Hello fellow God-Fearing Church-Goers

                      Hello Joseph, I am confused by your antisemitism. Would you care to explain how and why you came to despise the religion of the Old Testament?
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                      • Pastor Isaac Peters
                        Senior Pastor
                        Ex-liberal; converted to True Christianity™
                        Always Biblically correct
                        True Christian™
                        • Sep 2006
                        • 10639

                        #12
                        Re: Hello fellow God-Fearing Church-Goers

                        Originally posted by Joseph C. Dale View Post
                        I am here to stay sit, as I said though looking through many other Christian Churches, this one has turned to be the obvious winner.

                        I hope to help those who need it for the days coming, and get on the Heaven Train myself with help from you, and the rest of the community as well.
                        Hello, dear friend. I praise God for having guided you here to learn about the one way to Heaven, which is through following the King James Bible exactly as revealed to us:

                        Matthew 7:21-23: Not every one that saith unto me, Lord, Lord, shall enter into the kingdom of heaven; but he that doeth the will of my Father which is in heaven. Many will say to me in that day, Lord, Lord, have we not prophesied in thy name? and in thy name have cast out devils? and in thy name done many wonderful works? And then will I profess unto them, I never knew you: depart from me, ye that work iniquity.
                        This church is dedicated to preaching True Christianity™ and the King James Bible exactly as they are, with no alterations to make them more politically correct for modern liberals. If you think that we've misquoted or twisted Scripture or quoted any verse out of context, please explain in detail how we've done so. Otherwise, if what you read on this site offends you, then you're offended by Almighty God and His Word, not by us.

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