[Herbert_Greene]

Re: Someone private messaged me and told me I had to make an intro thread...

It's simply a cute avatar I put up for the 4th of July and I decided to keep it for a bit longer.

come to think of it, it does kind of look like a crescent moon and star,
the same symbols used by filthy Mohammedans.

Are you in fact a Mohammedan?(Terrorist)

[Des]

Re: Someone private messaged me and told me I had to make an intro thread...

One with American flags, fireworks and barbecue. Why do you ask?

Something must have went terribly wrong. Were your parents True Christians™, false Christians, one of those flaky fake religions? Did they not beat you enough? Too much?

[Malencia]

Re: Someone private messaged me and told me I had to make an intro thread...

What kind of sick childhood did you have? The 4th is for the American flag, fireworks, Regan, the M1 Abram, barbecue grills, and Jesus!

One with American flags, fireworks and barbecue. Why do you ask?

[Mary Etheldreda]

Re: Someone private messaged me and told me I had to make an intro thread...

Don't do drugs, not a lesbian, don't consort with devils or demons, don't consider myself a wiccan, not overweight, and I don't have shame about anything.

Not likely. We know about you wiccans.

[Des]

Re: Someone private messaged me and told me I had to make an intro thread...

It's simply a cute avatar I put up for the 4th of July and I decided to keep it for a bit longer.

What kind of sick childhood did you have? The 4th is for the American flag, fireworks, Regan, the M1 Abram, barbecue grills, and Jesus!

[Malencia]

Re: Someone private messaged me and told me I had to make an intro thread...

In that case, your avatar is intentionally deceitful.

Psalm 101:7 He that worketh deceit shall not dwell within my house: he that telleth lies shall not tarry in my sight.

Enjoy hell.

It's simply a cute avatar I put up for the 4th of July and I decided to keep it for a bit longer.

[Des]

Re: Someone private messaged me and told me I had to make an intro thread...

Don't do drugs, not a lesbian, don't consort with devils or demons, don't consider myself a wiccan, not overweight, and I don't have shame about anything.

In that case, your avatar is intentionally deceitful.

Psalm 101:7 He that worketh deceit shall not dwell within my house: he that telleth lies shall not tarry in my sight.

Enjoy hell.

[Malencia]

Re: Someone private messaged me and told me I had to make an intro thread...

Your choice of avatars does look like a Satanic Wckedan symbol, which leads us to conclude that you are a devil consorting witch. It is an established fact that satanic corruption of the Wickedan's results in their morbid obesity. As they are pasty balls of cellulite they are unable to attract a male other than an unsatisfying lesser demon, thus resort to lesbianism in a further affront to God, turning to drugs in order to bear their shame. The assessment is therefore justifiable.

Don't do drugs, not a lesbian, don't consort with devils or demons, don't consider myself a wiccan, not overweight, and I don't have shame about anything.

[Des]

Re: Someone private messaged me and told me I had to make an intro thread...

Calling me a "Wiccan Dyke pot smoking whore" and a "Satanic Witch" and accuse me of "practicing Satanic sorcery" and looking for "pot brownie recipes" is kinda rude, but thank you for answering my question.

Your choice of avatars does look like a Satanic Wckedan symbol, which leads us to conclude that you are a devil consorting witch. It is an established fact that satanic corruption of the Wickedan's results in their morbid obesity. As they are pasty balls of cellulite they are unable to attract a male other than an unsatisfying lesser demon, thus resort to lesbianism in a further affront to God, turning to drugs in order to bear their shame. The assessment is therefore justifiable.

[Malencia]

Re: Someone private messaged me and told me I had to make an intro thread...

Calling me a "Wiccan Dyke pot smoking whore" and a "Satanic Witch" and accuse me of "practicing Satanic sorcery" and looking for "pot brownie recipes" is kinda rude, but thank you for answering my question.

[Herbert_Greene]

Re: Someone private messaged me and told me I had to make an intro thread...

Dear Satanic Witch,
The awards are given by the church, good or bad, to forum members and other heathens who have renounced Christ and choose to spread the will of Satan. I have yet to receive an award as I am still in the process of proving that I am a true soldier of Jesus. In your case, rest assured, you will receive an award for practicing Satanic sorcery with the rest of your unattractive friends and fat Lesbos with hairy legs.


Leviticus 19:31 - Regard not them that have familiar spirits, neither seek after wizards, to be defiled by them: I am the LORD your God.

Praise Jesus

Im sure she is a total Wiccan Dyke pot smoking whore!

Find your pot brownie recipes somewhere else!

[Des]

Re: Someone private messaged me and told me I had to make an intro thread...

Dear Satanic Witch,
The awards are given by the church, good or bad, to forum members and other heathens who have renounced Christ and choose to spread the will of Satan. I have yet to receive an award as I am still in the process of proving that I am a true soldier of Jesus. In your case, rest assured, you will receive an award for practicing Satanic sorcery with the rest of your unattractive friends and fat Lesbos with hairy legs.


Leviticus 19:31 - Regard not them that have familiar spirits, neither seek after wizards, to be defiled by them: I am the LORD your God.

Praise Jesus

Amen, Brother, Amen!

[Brother Hezekiah]

Re: Someone private messaged me and told me I had to make an intro thread...

Dear Satanic Witch,
The awards are given by the church, good or bad, to forum members and other heathens who have renounced Christ and choose to spread the will of Satan. I have yet to receive an award as I am still in the process of proving that I am a true soldier of Jesus. In your case, rest assured, you will receive an award for practicing Satanic sorcery with the rest of your unattractive friends and fat Lesbos with hairy legs.


Leviticus 19:31 - Regard not them that have familiar spirits, neither seek after wizards, to be defiled by them: I am the LORD your God.

Praise Jesus

[Malencia]

Re: Someone private messaged me and told me I had to make an intro thread...

Since I can't seem to make a new thread anywhere and I haven't seen another thread about this, I'm gonna dig up this old thread to ask: what's with the little icons or awards or whatever under people's names?

[Zechariah Smyth]

Re: Someone private messaged me and told me I had to make an intro thread...

I don't think about it at all. Why would I?

Well, I'm relieved to know that you are not needlessly thinking about two naked women grinding their cooters together in a perverted attempt to make Jesus cry.

And really, what's the point? No babies will come of it.

Google sent me here... And why would I persecute you? What good would it do me?

Exactly! Your persecution does YOU no good, but it does us a WORLD of good.

Hello? Luke 6:22?

Kinda rude... But hello!

What's rude about being specific about rules? Do you yell at traffic signals?



Yours in Christ,

Z. Smyth