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Once I was a sinful hell bound atheist but one day because of Jesus I found this site and decided that I from that day on would always love Jesus and the bible
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Re: How I came to find Jesus
Welcome, friend. What would you like us to call you? Praisehisholyname seems a bit unwieldy. We'd also like to know what church you go to and what your favorite Bible verse is and how you came to find Jesus.sigpic Mt 21:42, 44 Jesus saith unto them, Did ye never read in the scriptures, The stone which the builders rejected, the same is become the head of the corner: this is the Lord's doing, and it is marvellous in our eyes . . . ? And whosoever shall fall on this stone shall be broken: but on whomsoever it shall fall, it will grind him to powder.
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Re: How I came to find Jesus
Hello friend!Originally posted by Praisehisholyname View Post
Where do you go to church? Which Bible verse most gives you comfort in these godless times? What are your most disgusting sins that need to be washed away by the sweet, sweet blood of Our Lord Jesus Christ?
Spare no details!
Yours in Christ,
Z. SmythsigpicComment
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Re: How I came to find Jesus
My favourite bible verse is Matthew 24:30 because it reminds me that one day all the Catholics, homosexuals, lesbians and feminazis will realise that Jesus is real and he is all powerful and the church I go to? Well all the churches near me are catholic and Mormon so me and my family are going to move to freehold Iowa where we can go to a good true Christian church.Comment
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Re: How I came to find Jesus
Hello Praisehisholyname!
Tell us more about yourself. Where do you live, what kind of pies do you like, your political stance...Comment
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Re: How I came to find Jesus
You are not moving to Freehold, Iowa for several reasons. Don't presume, sinner.Originally posted by Praisehisholyname View Post
What is your name, age and location? How many sons has your wife given you? What do you do for a living? And if you attend no Church, how do you Tithe?
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Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!Comment
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Re: How I came to find Jesus
Welcome friend, have you supplied your last ten years 1040's to Miss Cookie in the Church office for our joo accountants to review and formulate a tithing schedule? I looked earlier today and did not see them or your application.
Have any True Christians(tm) completed the requisite sponsorship paperwork? I did not see your name or anyone from London on the schedule for a "meet and greet".
Being you are a brit, we will also need a signed affidavit from a dentist licensed to practice in the US of A certifying your teeth are all real and not wooden.Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.Comment
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