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  • Pastor Isaac Peters
    Senior Pastor
    Ex-liberal; converted to True Christianity™
    Always Biblically correct
    True Christian™
    • Sep 2006
    • 10639

    #16
    Re: Hi

    Originally posted by Javiera View Post
    That's better, because that's the real Michael
    You seem to know and care about Michael Jackson far more than about Our Lord Jesus Christ. Which one of them temporarily died for your sins?
    This church is dedicated to preaching True Christianity™ and the King James Bible exactly as they are, with no alterations to make them more politically correct for modern liberals. If you think that we've misquoted or twisted Scripture or quoted any verse out of context, please explain in detail how we've done so. Otherwise, if what you read on this site offends you, then you're offended by Almighty God and His Word, not by us.

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    • MilitantImbecile
      Confirmed Enemy of God
      • Feb 2013
      • 95

      #17
      Re: Hi

      Originally posted by Javiera View Post
      I say it again: I'll answer when you talk to me properly, but about Michael, here is his answer


      A warm and sincere smile, because just like him, I'm not afraid of people like you
      Hmm..... so you think a "nice smile" makes a good person?

      Here's some people with "nice smiles" very friendly looking guys. Some outstanding members of their community.



      Wonderful guy, raised Jewish, never spanked, did a tour in Korea, Honourable discharge



      Raised by his grandparents, he always spoke kindly of them. A singer in his church choir, graduated law school with honours, became fluent in Chinese,


      A staunch Democrat and liberal, father of two, business owner, an active member of the community who held regular neighbourhood parties. Did many charitable jobs through his construction company, and spent a lot of time entertaining sick kids in the hospital.

      So according to you these guys are all "good guys" because they have nice smiles?

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      • Seth Campbell
        Outdoorsman, Hunter, Fisherman, Husband, True Christian™
        True Christian™
        • Apr 2010
        • 1565

        #18
        Re: Hi

        Originally posted by Javiera View Post
        That's better, because that's the real Michael
        Why is he flashing his junk to the camera with a come hither look?

        You think that's how a proper man sits?
        PROOF: Atheists are too stupid to understand the Bible!

        Proverbs 13:24(KJV): "He that spareth his rod hateth his son: but he that loveth him chasteneth him betimes."

        Galatians 4:16 Am I therefore become your enemy, because I tell you the truth?

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        • Pastor Ed Lowman
          Southern Hospitality Exemplified
          Always kind and loving
          True Christian™
          • Sep 2011
          • 1838

          #19
          Re: Hi

          Originally posted by Javiera View Post
          Excuse me, but I think you should be a bit more clear because I don't understand what are you saying
          Golly, gee, hun; I was asking you if you think "The Virgin Mary" appears under road overpasses, on frying pans, on tree trunks, on pieces of toast, and on all sorts of things like Catholics mostly do. My other point was that you should read the Bible. I suppose language has never been the strongpoint of the brownies.

          And what's the idea of posting pics of chicken-thieving negroes in this thread? Is it your way of getting attention?

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          • Jabalí
            Confirmed Enemy of God
            • Feb 2013
            • 58

            #20
            Re: Hi

            Originally posted by Pastor Ed Lowman View Post
            Golly, gee, hun; I was asking you if you think "The Virgin Mary" appears under road overpasses, on frying pans, on tree trunks, on pieces of toast, and on all sorts of things like Catholics mostly do. My other point was that you should read the Bible. I suppose language has never been the strongpoint of the brownies.

            And what's the idea of posting pics of chicken-thieving negroes in this thread? Is it your way of getting attention?
            No, I don't see her everywhere, what that people thinks is Mary are just optical ilusions, lots of people have them anyway

            Excuse me, but the words are afroamerican people, and as a person who must love the others I think you're a racist, which is very sad, I'm sorry for you

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            • Pastor Ezekiel
              Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
               
              • Sep 2006
              • 78556

              #21
              Re: Hi

              Originally posted by Jabalí View Post
              No, I don't see her everywhere, what that people thinks is Mary are just optical ilusions, lots of people have them anyway

              Excuse me, but the words are afroamerican people, and as a person who must love the others I think you're a racist, which is very sad, I'm sorry for you

              Show me a man who thinks race-mixing is not an abomination unto God, and I'll show you a man who hasn't read Ezra 9-10.

              Ezra 10:3 Now therefore let us make a covenant with our God to put away all the wives, and such as are born of them, according to the counsel of my lord, and of those that tremble at the commandment of our God; and let it be done according to the law.
              If you have a dark-skinned wife and a bunch of little half-breed mongrels running around, the way to get right with God is to just abandon them. That's Godly advice straight from the Bible. Your marriage doesn't count anyway and your children are bastards as far as God is concerned. Shout Glory!
              Who Will Jesus Damn?

              Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

              Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

              Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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              • BelieverInGod
                Fourm Member
                Forum Member
                • Feb 2010
                • 9269

                #22
                Re: Hi

                Originally posted by Jabalí View Post
                No, I don't see her everywhere, what that people thinks is Mary are just optical ilusions, lots of people have them anyway
                Uh-huh and have you told your doctor about these "illusions" that "everybody" gets?

                Excuse me, but the words are afroamerican people, and as a person who must love the others I think you're a racist, which is very sad, I'm sorry for you
                Really? So at what point do the negroes get to drop the "afro" part? My father immigrated to this country, making me first generation, yet nobody calls me "swedish-american" or scandinavian-american". Yet someone who can trace their American ancestory back 300 years is still "afroamerican"

                And you call us the racists
                Drama queen

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                • Jabalí
                  Confirmed Enemy of God
                  • Feb 2013
                  • 58

                  #23
                  Re: Hi

                  Show me a man who thinks race-mixing is not an abomination unto God, and I'll show you a man who hasn't read Ezra 9-10.


                  Those kids looks good to me, I don't think they have some problem about being biracial, in fact, I think is an important step to finally stop racism

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                  • Dr. Isaiah Jones
                    Christ's Antiquarius
                    True Christian™ Creation Scientist
                    True Christian™
                    • Mar 2011
                    • 736

                    #24
                    Re: Hi

                    Originally posted by Jabalí View Post


                    Those kids looks good to me, I don't think they have some problem about being biracial, in fact, I think is an important step to finally stop racism
                    These children may seem "good" now but the fact still remains that their parents have ensured them eternal damnation for going against God's law.
                    Jude 1:7 Even as Sodom and Gomorrha, and the cities about them in like manner, giving themselves over to fornication, and going after strange flesh, are set forth for an example, suffering the vengeance of eternal fire.

                    Deuteronomy 23:2 A bastard shall not enter into the congregation of the LORD; even to his tenth generation shall he not enter into the congregation of the LORD.
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                    2nd Timothy 6:20-21 O Timothy, keep that which is committed to thy trust, avoiding profane and vain babblings, and oppositions of science falsely so called: Which some professing have erred concerning the faith. Grace be with thee. Amen.

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                    • Levi Jones
                      Pastor of Hermeneutics and Apologetics
                      Bathed in Christ's Precious Blood
                      Apostle to the Cactuses, Tumbleweeds and Jackrabbits
                       
                      • Jul 2009
                      • 13930

                      #25
                      Re: Hi

                      Originally posted by Jabalí View Post

                      Those kids looks good to me, I don't think they have some problem about being biracial, in fact, I think is an important step to finally stop racism
                      By everyone having sex with everyone else until they are all the same muddy color?

                      That's disgusting and I will have none of it. God says it is an abomination and that is that.

                      Deuteronomy 7:2-3
                      2 And when the Lord thy God shall deliver them before thee; thou shalt smite them, and utterly destroy them; thou shalt make no covenant with them, nor shew mercy unto them:
                      3 Neither shalt thou make marriages with them; thy daughter thou shalt not give unto his son, nor his daughter shalt thou take unto thy son.
                      4 For they will turn away thy son from following me, that they may serve other gods: so will the anger of the Lord be kindled against you, and destroy thee suddenly.
                      Christians are superior because we possess an understanding that unbelievers lack. It is through the Power of Jesus only the converted mind is able to understand what is going on in the world; what the Communists are really up to; what Satan's intentions are. Most unbelievers do not even believe in Satan and cannot understand his tactics.

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                      • Levi Jones
                        Pastor of Hermeneutics and Apologetics
                        Bathed in Christ's Precious Blood
                        Apostle to the Cactuses, Tumbleweeds and Jackrabbits
                         
                        • Jul 2009
                        • 13930

                        #26
                        Re: Hi

                        Here's some more for your fluffy little bunny head.

                        Genesis 24:3

                        3 And I will make thee swear by the LORD, the God of heaven, and the God of the earth, that thou shalt not take a wife unto my son of the daughters of the Canaanites, among whom I dwell :

                        Exodus 24:16
                        16 And thou take of their daughters unto thy sons, and their daughters go a whoring after their gods, and make thy sons go a whoring after their gods.

                        Joshua 23:12
                        12 Else if ye do in any wise go back , and cleave unto the remnant of these nations, even these that remain among you, and shall make marriages with them, and go in unto them, and they to you:
                        Christians are superior because we possess an understanding that unbelievers lack. It is through the Power of Jesus only the converted mind is able to understand what is going on in the world; what the Communists are really up to; what Satan's intentions are. Most unbelievers do not even believe in Satan and cannot understand his tactics.

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                        • Jabalí
                          Confirmed Enemy of God
                          • Feb 2013
                          • 58

                          #27
                          Re: Hi

                          Originally posted by Levi Jones View Post
                          By everyone having sex with everyone else until they are all the same muddy color?

                          That's disgusting and I will have none of it. God says it is an abomination and that is that.

                          Deuteronomy 7:2-3
                          2 And when the Lord thy God shall deliver them before thee; thou shalt smite them, and utterly destroy them; thou shalt make no covenant with them, nor shew mercy unto them:
                          3 Neither shalt thou make marriages with them; thy daughter thou shalt not give unto his son, nor his daughter shalt thou take unto thy son.
                          4 For they will turn away thy son from following me, that they may serve other gods: so will the anger of the Lord be kindled against you, and destroy thee suddenly.

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                          • BelieverInGod
                            Fourm Member
                            Forum Member
                            • Feb 2010
                            • 9269

                            #28
                            Re: Hi

                            Originally posted by Jabalí View Post
                            HOLD EVERYTHING!!!!!

                            DID YOU JUST MAKE A POST THAT DIDN'T INCLUDE PORN???

                            IS IT A SIGN OF THE END TIMES???
                            Drama queen

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                            • Jabalí
                              Confirmed Enemy of God
                              • Feb 2013
                              • 58

                              #29
                              Re: Hi

                              Originally posted by BelieverInGod View Post
                              HOLD EVERYTHING!!!!!

                              DID YOU JUST MAKE A POST THAT DIDN'T INCLUDE PORN???

                              IS IT A SIGN OF THE END TIMES???

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                              • Faith_Machine
                                Dyed-in-the-wool True Christian™
                                True Christian™
                                • Mar 2011
                                • 10050

                                #30
                                Re: Hi

                                Hello Jalabi, I assume by your name that you are a young Arab girl? Don't worry, you can worship Jesus too, and we will protect you from whatever sheik or sultan currently owns you.

                                Now then, I'm told you've been sassing back to your elders and upsetting the pastors here. I really hope you'll show them some respect, because you seem like such a lovely young lady, and I'd hate to see you get into any more trouble. Tell me, do you have a Web cam?
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